I'm goin' to Orgy 8 even though...
My future EX-girlfriend RT is in charge of the event and thinks she knows what she's doing.
Doofus White Boy is a pussy and can't lay a decent trail cause he's too fat to run more than a mile without passing out.
Major Bation... well... nuff said.
New England Shrimp Boils are boring and old hat.
Why can't we have some decent food like Spaghetti O's !
Camping Sucks!
Tippy-cup is an elitist game.
Anybody who plays Three Man belongs in gamblers anonymous.
If I have to explain hashing one more time to the toothless wonders at the quaint little bars we go to along the pub crawl, I shoot myself. "So y'all run fer beer eh, well I jus' run to the fridge."
Don't even get me started about that Yucca crap!
And to top it all off I'm stuck hanging out with all you Boob Flashing, Ass showing, Beer swilling, Jello-shot eating, Trail running, Margarita chugging, Sarong wearin WANKERS!
But I'm still going to Orgy 8.
F* Y'all
Lawnmower Boy
Palatka H3
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