OK, so here's the deal. There are approximately 100 million to 200 million
years left before the sun blows up and all inhabitants of the earth sizzle
into icky crusty things resembling bacon left in the microwave too long.

There are precisely 117 days until the University of Georgia kicks off its
2002 football season and all is right with the world once again.

And, there is less than a week to take advantage of the $59.69 early bird
rate for signing up for the Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers 600th Hash
weekend.


This hash, held the weekend of Sept. 13-14-15 people, is THE hash of the
hashing season.

Come on, all the kids do it.

Plans call for a pub crawl hosted by none other than Lost Puppy, who got
that name for a reason. A GREAT SHIGGY HASH, followed by a picnic, hash
olympics and, you know, partying stuff.

We also have a limited number of rooms available to us at the Rodeway Inn
for $50. Jump on those, or in those, or whatever. Make sure when you call
243-6162 for reservations you tell them you're a hasher. They'll mumble
something unintelligible that sounds like "muckin funk" but they'll give
you the room rate.


ECH3 web site is now updated with information on the 600th- September
13-15! Check it out at www.ech3.com. The registration form is on the web
site.

Again wankers: EARLY BIRD REGISTRATION ($59.69) IS NOW UNTIL MAY 15!
Complete your registration form and send in your payment TODAY!

After May 15, things is gonna change. From May 16- June 14 rates will be
$69.69
June 15- July 14- $79.69
July 15-Aug 14- $89.69
Aug-15-600th- $99.69

If you have any questions, after reviewing the information on the web
site, feel free to call Puppy Love (whose never been lost in her life and
shouldn't be confused with that other puppy) at (862-0660) or Rosie
Likety-Split (863-2628).

Oh, and can somebody call Buff Hustler and tell him. Thanks.