3rd Annual Salty's "Mexican Fiesta" Hash Cruise
Aug. 29th - Sept. 2, 2002
**Registration Deadline is April 14th. Read on to see what's new!!**

Come and join the Tampa hashers when we set sail on Carnival Cruise
Line's fun ship, "The Imagination", for a 4 night, 5 day cruise from the
port
of Miami, FL to Key West, FL and Cozumel, Mexico. This is a 70,000 ton ship
with
ten decks of cabins, restaurants, bars, shops, and fun. And, we will be
traveling over Labor Day Weekend, so you won't have to take Monday off work!
We will be sponsored by Cruise World, More TV 32, Rio Bravo Bar/Restaurant,
Corona Beer,
and Bealls Dept. Store as well as 15 other sponsors.
This means that in addition to everything a
regular cruise has to offer, our group will have 3 special OPEN BAR parties,
giveaways,
games and prizes. Included in the price are your accommodations, unlimited
delicious meals,
shows and Vegas style entertainment, swimming pools, Jacuzzis, fitness
center, casino, bars,
disco, daily activities and your transportation to two beautiful ports.
And, don't forget hash runs, cabin parties, sunbathing, dancing, gambling
and Yucca!!
To compensate our group for changing our departure port from Tampa to
Miami,
and having to switch ships, Carnival Cruise lines will be giving everyone in
our group
a FREE 2 cabin category upgrade! Now, we will be closer to where all the
action is! Also,
they will be providing us with FREE round trip
bus transportation from Tampa, FL to Miami, FL.
And, as a member of our group you will also be receiving many
additional giveaways, and private parties. These include:
1. Boxed lunch, BEER and WINE on the party bus
2. Hors d'oeuvres and OPEN BAR at 3 private events: The Welcome Party, The
Sunset/Farewell Party, and The Fun Day at Sea Co-Ed Olympics
3. A tee shirt AND a towel!!
4. A goody bag with surpise giveaways from all the sponsors
5. A group photo taken at the Welcome Party
6. A complimentary glass of champagne during the formal night dinner
7. Pre-Cruise party and a Document party with FREE hors d'oeuvres and
drinks
8. Games and Contests with great prizes
9. On-board Scavenger Hunt
10. Other special plans are still in the works!!

Rates, including all taxes and port charges:
Double Occupancy -(Inside Cabin) $451 per person (Ocean View) $501 per
person
Triple Occupancy-(Inside Cabin) $391 per person (Ocean View) $431 per
person
Quad Occupancy- (Inside Cabin) $361 per person (Ocean View) $396 per
person

If you are interested in joining us on our next cruise, call Jim Sullivan,
at Cruise World at 1-800-228-1153 and let him know that you want to be part
of the hasher group on the Salty's Cruise. You only need to put down a $200
deposit to hold your spot by April 14th. The final payment would be due
June 14th.
Then, e-mail me and let me know your hash name so I can add you to our
"Look Who's Coming" list. If you would like me to help me find you a
roommate,
or you have any questions, e-mail me at
kiddie5@...

Don't miss the boat!! Call today!!
Cruise On-On,
Kiddie

LOOK WHO'S COMING... (or says that they will be...) 50 hashers as of
4/2/2002

Tampa, FL-One Night Stand, Rectum Rider, Capt. Jack, Spider Inside Her,
Kiddie, Glow and Blow, 3 1/2" Floppy, Twisted Fister, Ring My Ding A Ling,
Virgin Dana, Virgin Jill, One Hump or Two, Virgin Gina, Pillow Biter, K-9
Twat,
Homo G. Pussy, Bullshit, Old Yeller

Baltimore, MD-#69, Hydro Ho, Virgin Holly, Virgin Pamela, Jiggles Lo, Bikini
Beaver Barber, Virgin Denise, Virgin Larry, Little Buddy, Wormcrusher,
Goodie-2-Shoes

Waukesha, WI- Head Tastes Like Chicken, Cuntcordia, Virgin Jeff

Nashville, TN-Oral Support, 3 Holer, Face First, G-Adashi, Crotchrot, Virgin
Carla

Ft. Lauderdale, FL-Amazon.Cum

Orlando, FL- Miss Cream Jeans

St. Louis, MO-Dabadoo, Hostitute, Iron Lung, FE FE

Charlotte, NC- Free 2 Lay, friend of Free 2 Lay

Montana- Jackin.Com, Virgin Mike

Las Vegas, NV- Suck-A-Bye, Grateful Do, Blow Bunny

Comments from the 2nd Annual Salty's Sea Cruise with the Hashers...

1. "Kiddie,
We wanted to write and thank you and all the other hashers who helped us
enjoy the weekend. We (Gordon and Sheryl) were two of a group of four who
started our voyage not really knowing what a "Hasher" was. It didn't take
long to realize you were a bunch of wild and crazy people who liked to drink
alot and have a great time!!!!! It has been a long time since we have
laughed so much, so hard and for so long. We really appreciated how
everyone made in effort to include everyone who was there-Hasher or not.
We hope to see all of you on the next cruise!!!!!!!

Thanks again for a most interesting weekend.
Gordon and Sheryl"

2. "A great time was had by all. Sir Leo of Nassau H3 took us on a nice
hash and partied with into the wee hours. My T-Shirt collection has
really grown. The WMOR-32 crew were a lot of fun and Scrubs has fallen
for the "On-Screen Personality". Ask One-Hump how many suits he took.
Looking forward to next years four (4) day to Key West and Cozumel.

Capt Jack"

3. "Hello All-

I just wanted to say what a great time I had, and it was so good to meet all
of you in person. I'd love to come and hash with all of your groups. It
was great to make so many new friends.
And to Kiddie, a big thank you for all of your hard work.

Stay in touch, all.
Todd/Jock Itch"


4. "On On!

You all are pretty wonderful. Thanks for all the new friendships and
fantastic memories. I look forward to seeing you all on trail soon. Anyone
up in those cold weather climates gets tired of the chill, you are welcome
at my house;

And......anyone.....send pictures...specially any of the "Beach Body Shot
Blowout"!

Thanks, Kiddie

Keep a smile on your little face,
Domino /%/ "Gator Hater"

5. "Good job on the Hash Cruise Kiddie! Hostitute and I had a great time
and will likely be sailing with you all again on the next one. We will begin
advertising it immediately in the St. Louis area.

On On
Dab"


6. "Hey there everybody, wow what a weekend. It was great to see the old
friends and meet the new ones. A great big thank you and a tip of the hat
to Kiddie for getting this together. I took a lot of digital pics, some
time soon I'll have a bunch posted on the Ft. Laud. yahoo site. I'll drop a
note when they're up.

On-on
Anal Inspector

Moo-moo-moo-moo"

7. "Man, Oh Man,
All I can say is "I had a blast!". Thanks all for an awesome trip.

On On,
(And we will be seeing each other again)

Sucks Cock For A Living"

8. "Top 5 things I learned on the Salty Sea Cruise:

#5 Wakesha Wakesha Wakesha...Sucks!
#4 Yucca is evil.
#3 Nassau hashers know how to lay a great trail.
#2 Birthday's are better spent with friends that
beat your ass until it's beet red and make you
think you loved every minute of it.
And the #1 thing I learned is Kiddie know's how to
plan a kick ass weekend hash. Thanks Kiddie!

Had a great time! Hope to see every one again soon!

Paddle Me"


9. "Thank you Kiddie, Sir Leo/Wuzzy/& the Nassau H3, the Waukesha
contingent (and for all those damn songs that play on and on in my head),
all
of the Florida kennels, the Savanah/Georgia kennels, and all of the rest of
you wankers that made the trip into an AA meeting gone way bad.

On-On to Cozumel,
Pillow Biter"

10. "Now that I've sobered up, I realize the entire world is still swaying.
My
apartment was swaying so much last night, I almost had a take a dramamine to
go to bed. What a mess!!

'Til next time.... ONON...CHOWDER"

11. "Thanks for a great first cruise experience. I guess that put me in
the
category of being a "virgin" again.:) :) Even though I don't remember
too much of getting onto the boat, I heard that I was having fun...

Thanks again, Make 'em Stiff"

12. "Kiddie,

You pulled it off - we all had a great time, met some new friends and
managed to keep One Hump from getting arrested (although he was ready in his
suit every day).

Latrine"

13. ". I have to take my hat off to all the hashers that made this an
unforgetable experience. I promise next time I'll put some clothes on...well
maybe! Additional thanks to all the Waukesha Hashers that really got us
partying!!! I'd like to thank everybody that took part in organizing this
great event, specially Kiddie for her great dedication to the hapiness of
all hashers alike. I really had a blast and thanks to all the people that
help me stay out of trouble. Also the people from More 32 and the Salty's
crew were all very great and helpful. Special thanks to Parking in the rear
for swapping a Waukesha t-shirt for one of mine...please enjoy it and wear
it proudly. I'll see you all next year!!! I'd really appreciate any photos
of me since I brough a camera but didn't have the stability to use it.

On-On,

One Hump or Two!"

14. "...you would be the best contact to get a master list of all the
Hashers that were on the Cruise. Veronica and I want to stay in touch with
you guys so that maybe in the future we can join you for some crazy fun,
since that's what you do best:P Anyway, I hope to hear from you soon. And
thanks for a kickass time! You guys rock!
-Dee"

15. "You're the best!! Hey, is anyone else still swaying back and forth
today -- on dry land???

Sir Flatulot"