We can talk on the course, let me know what you want done and it
will be made so.....I will just need the admin passwords and all
that.

ps. milk the goat results on the way, cards are still in my backpack
and not entered electronically as of yet, look for it in the files
section.
cp
--- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, "El Fiend"
<phrossty@...> wrote:
>
> Sign o' the Times...
>
> Webmaster Phil
> http://www.sedgleywoods.net/
>
> Hey Poole,
>
> You gonna sign up to help me get the dot Net working less Phaque?
>
> --- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, pd4ever2000
> <no_reply@> wrote:
> >
> > Purple rain?
> > --- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, "pauwharton"
> > <pwharton1@> wrote:
> > >
> > > I'm trying to curb my enthusiasm until October actually gets
> > > here .. . . . "gotta go and glow -- gotta go and glow --
doh!!"
> sung
> > to
> > > the tune of "Starfish and Coffee" by Prince.
> > >
> >
>

Sign o' the Times...

Webmaster Phil
http://www.sedgleywoods.net/

Hey Poole,

You gonna sign up to help me get the dot Net working less Phaque?

--- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, pd4ever2000
<no_reply@...> wrote:
>
> Purple rain?
> --- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, "pauwharton"
> <pwharton1@> wrote:
> >
> > I'm trying to curb my enthusiasm until October actually gets
> > here .. . . . "gotta go and glow -- gotta go and glow -- doh!!"
sung
> to
> > the tune of "Starfish and Coffee" by Prince.
> >
>

Purple rain?
--- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, "pauwharton"
<pwharton1@...> wrote:
>
> I'm trying to curb my enthusiasm until October actually gets
> here .. . . . "gotta go and glow -- gotta go and glow -- doh!!" sung
to
> the tune of "Starfish and Coffee" by Prince.
>

I'm trying to curb my enthusiasm until October actually gets
here .. . . . "gotta go and glow -- gotta go and glow -- doh!!" sung to
the tune of "Starfish and Coffee" by Prince.

Can anyone confirm that there's now a 3rd Sedgley Woods web site??

http://www.sedgleywoods.net

Fiendishly yours,
(No one calls me)
Cypher

Its time to put on your straw hat, get your pale and head over to FSW
to milk the goat of his crispy $ bills.

Sign In: 9amish - 9:50amish

Tee Time: 10amish

Tomorrow looks great for weather, bring whatever you feel you need
too, food (burgers, dogs, veggie burgers, veggie dogs) and some
beverages will be available.

Prizes will consist of donations from myself and others, bring
something, pitch in with food or donate $. This is a FREE tourament
where we pay you, IF you finish your two rounds.

cya tomorrow

Thanks Mastah!

What a great design! Hope the tournament can live up to its promo. I've printed
and posted at Sedgley.

From: FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com
[mailto:FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of pauwharton
Sent: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 4:24 PM
To: FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [Fiends] Re: Sedgley Woods First Annual Glow-Golf Tournament


wow. Perfect. Print it!!

--- In
FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com<mailto:FiendsofSedgleyWoods%40yahoogroups.c\
om>, "bonestormcreative"
<bonestormcreative@...> wrote:
>
>
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z22/bonestormcreative/images/glow_golf_flyer.\
jpg
>



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wow. Perfect. Print it!!

--- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, "bonestormcreative"
<bonestormcreative@...> wrote:
>
>
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z22/bonestormcreative/images/glow_golf_flyer.\
jpg
>

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z22/bonestormcreative/images/glow_golf_flyer.\
jpg

Wow -- that's pretty good masterP -- you may actually be getting the
hang of this internet thing . . . I'm impressed.

Uh -- I am actually running the tournament although if you've made the
flyer and ridiculed James Thompson please do email it to him.

If you want to post it here in the flyer I'm sure we'll all tell you
how great it is and to post at will . . .? or you can email it to me
at pwharton1 @ verizon.net without the spaces of course -- I'm sure
the tech guys can tell me why yahoo fucks up email addresses if you
post them on their message boards but I don't really care -- it is
free after all!!

-Wharton

--- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, Mark Parrish
<mparrish@...> wrote:
>
> please send to jaythompson@...<mailto:jaythompson@...>
>
> From: FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com
[mailto:FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of
bonestormcreative
> Sent: Tuesday, September 16, 2008 8:55 AM
> To: FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com
> Subject: [Fiends] So whos running this glow tournament?
>
>
> cause we'd like you to take a gander at this flier before we go a
> postin'it around and let us know that all info is agreed upon. good
luck.
>
>
>
> [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
>

I thought it was "Glow Fuck Yourself James Thompson" -- although
obviously it will be shortened as the alcohol consumption increases to
either "No -- no, Glow Fuck YOU" or - "James Thompson is FUCK YOU!!"
or -- "fucks".


--- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, Par2king@... wrote:
>
> So,you're saying Glow Fuck Yourself still has a chance ?
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: pauwharton <pwharton1@...>
> To: FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com
> Sent: Mon, 15 Sep 2008 9:02 pm
> Subject: [Fiends] Re: Glow glow glow fuck fuck fuck . . . .dunno --
I ran out of funny shit . .
>
>
>
>
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>
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>
>
>
> uh ... . . wouldn't the fact that "Ma Myers use[d] to put out [cider
>
> and cookies] on Halloween when we were kids" be the tradition with
>
> these two foods that I don't (didn't until now) know about? (Read it
>
> again -- it makes sense -- I asked about an unknown tradition and you
>
> replied that there isn't one by explaining that there is one . . .??
>
> Don't read that one again -- I typed it just to confuse you  .. .. !!! )
>
>
>
> No "Moonlight Madness" -- I'm looking for something a little edgier.
>
>   I'm leaning towards whatever Andy's was sadly since I think his was
>
> funnier than mine. I'm sure that Carly won't put anything so brazen on
>
> the pc flyer posted at the kiosk -- but leading into the event I
>
> wouldn't mind a more offensive rallying cry than "Moonlight Madness".
>
> Don't we enough pc names in our world -- "milk the goat",
>
> "transgendered mixed doubles", "philly open", "huk-n-shuk", etc. A
>
> little "jay thompson's glowing because he drank the well-water"
>
> tourney isn't going to hurt anyone  .. . . .!!
>
>
>
> --- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, dscglfer40 <no_reply@>
>
> wrote:
>
> >
>
> > No tradtion, it's just what Ma Myers use to put out on Halloween when
>
> > we were kids during the inspection of the candy sacks.
>
> >
>
> > Instead of "Glow glow glow fuck fuck fuck...dunno--I ran out of funny
>
> > shit".  How about 'Moonlight Madness'?
>
> >
>
> > Myers
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > --- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, "pauwharton"
>
> > <pwharton1@> wrote:
>
> > >
>
> > > I bought a box of big glow sticks for the baskets -- got them from
>
> > the
>
> > > site that Guhnotta emailed me so don't worry about that. By
>
> > > continually misspelling his name I'm figuring eventually he'll post
>
> > > something here and I can harass him unmercifully .. .. . . ;)
>
> > >
>
> > > Good on the cider and cookies  . . . .. is there some tradition with
>
> > > these two foods I don't know about?
>
> > >
>
> > >  -Wharton
>
> >
>
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>
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The LVDC is holding their first PDGA sanctioned event since hosting
the Worlds 2005. It is this Saturday on the 20th. This is an event you
do not want to miss out on. This will be a 2 round event at Jordan
Creek. This course was deemed one of the 10 toughest courses that
Worlds was at in the last decade.

Your best bet is to preregister for this event. It will hopefully be a
full house with a possible waiting list if you wait until the day of.

Pro - $35
Am - $25
Intermediate and others - $20
Non-PDGA members add $10

The first 45 Ams will get a custom stamped Monarch and everyone will
receive a mini. Robin also has some custom stamped Champ Destroyers
for $15. Please contact him as they are going quick.

www.lvdiscgolf.org

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h253/jsam_2006/fucktard.jpg





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please send to
jaythompson@...<mailto:jaythompson@...>

From: FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com
[mailto:FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of bonestormcreative
Sent: Tuesday, September 16, 2008 8:55 AM
To: FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [Fiends] So whos running this glow tournament?


cause we'd like you to take a gander at this flier before we go a
postin'it around and let us know that all info is agreed upon. good luck.



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cause we'd like you to take a gander at this flier before we go a
postin'it around and let us know that all info is agreed upon. good luck.

Something tells me that Ma Myers didn't have just cider in her cup.
And what's this obsession with jay thompson? Is he related to Dan Kobbleskitty?

From: FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com
[mailto:FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of pauwharton
Sent: Monday, September 15, 2008 9:02 PM
To: FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [Fiends] Re: Glow glow glow fuck fuck fuck . . . .dunno -- I ran out of
funny shit . .


uh ... . . wouldn't the fact that "Ma Myers use[d] to put out [cider
and cookies] on Halloween when we were kids" be the tradition with
these two foods that I don't (didn't until now) know about? (Read it
again -- it makes sense -- I asked about an unknown tradition and you
replied that there isn't one by explaining that there is one . . .??
Don't read that one again -- I typed it just to confuse you .. .. !!! )

No "Moonlight Madness" -- I'm looking for something a little edgier.
I'm leaning towards whatever Andy's was sadly since I think his was
funnier than mine. I'm sure that Carly won't put anything so brazen on
the pc flyer posted at the kiosk -- but leading into the event I
wouldn't mind a more offensive rallying cry than "Moonlight Madness".
Don't we enough pc names in our world -- "milk the goat",
"transgendered mixed doubles", "philly open", "huk-n-shuk", etc. A
little "jay thompson's glowing because he drank the well-water"
tourney isn't going to hurt anyone .. . . .!!

--- In
FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com<mailto:FiendsofSedgleyWoods%40yahoogroups.c\
om>, dscglfer40 <no_reply@...>
wrote:
>
> No tradtion, it's just what Ma Myers use to put out on Halloween when
> we were kids during the inspection of the candy sacks.
>
> Instead of "Glow glow glow fuck fuck fuck...dunno--I ran out of funny
> shit". How about 'Moonlight Madness'?
>
> Myers
>
>
> --- In
FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com<mailto:FiendsofSedgleyWoods%40yahoogroups.c\
om>, "pauwharton"
> <pwharton1@> wrote:
> >
> > I bought a box of big glow sticks for the baskets -- got them from
> the
> > site that Guhnotta emailed me so don't worry about that. By
> > continually misspelling his name I'm figuring eventually he'll post
> > something here and I can harass him unmercifully .. .. . . ;)
> >
> > Good on the cider and cookies . . . .. is there some tradition with
> > these two foods I don't know about?
> >
> > -Wharton
>



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So,you're saying Glow Fuck Yourself still has a chance ?


-----Original Message-----
From: pauwharton <pwharton1@...>
To: FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Mon, 15 Sep 2008 9:02 pm
Subject: [Fiends] Re: Glow glow glow fuck fuck fuck . . . .dunno -- I ran out of
funny shit . .




























uh ... . . wouldn't the fact that "Ma Myers use[d] to put out [cider

and cookies] on Halloween when we were kids" be the tradition with

these two foods that I don't (didn't until now) know about? (Read it

again -- it makes sense -- I asked about an unknown tradition and you

replied that there isn't one by explaining that there is one . . .??

Don't read that one again -- I typed it just to confuse you  .. .. !!! )



No "Moonlight Madness" -- I'm looking for something a little edgier.

   I'm leaning towards whatever Andy's was sadly since I think his was

funnier than mine. I'm sure that Carly won't put anything so brazen on

the pc flyer posted at the kiosk -- but leading into the event I

wouldn't mind a more offensive rallying cry than "Moonlight Madness".

Don't we enough pc names in our world -- "milk the goat",

"transgendered mixed doubles", "philly open", "huk-n-shuk", etc. A

little "jay thompson's glowing because he drank the well-water"

tourney isn't going to hurt anyone  .. . . .!!



--- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, dscglfer40 <no_reply@...>

wrote:

>

> No tradtion, it's just what Ma Myers use to put out on Halloween when

> we were kids during the inspection of the candy sacks.

>

> Instead of "Glow glow glow fuck fuck fuck...dunno--I ran out of funny

> shit".  How about 'Moonlight Madness'?

>

> Myers

>

>

> --- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, "pauwharton"

> <pwharton1@> wrote:

> >

> > I bought a box of big glow sticks for the baskets -- got them from

> the

> > site that Guhnotta emailed me so don't worry about that. By

> > continually misspelling his name I'm figuring eventually he'll post

> > something here and I can harass him unmercifully .. .. . . ;)

> >

> > Good on the cider and cookies  . . . .. is there some tradition with

> > these two foods I don't know about?

> >

> >  -Wharton

>

































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uh ... . . wouldn't the fact that "Ma Myers use[d] to put out [cider
and cookies] on Halloween when we were kids" be the tradition with
these two foods that I don't (didn't until now) know about? (Read it
again -- it makes sense -- I asked about an unknown tradition and you
replied that there isn't one by explaining that there is one . . .??
Don't read that one again -- I typed it just to confuse you  .. .. !!! )

No "Moonlight Madness" -- I'm looking for something a little edgier.
   I'm leaning towards whatever Andy's was sadly since I think his was
funnier than mine. I'm sure that Carly won't put anything so brazen on
the pc flyer posted at the kiosk -- but leading into the event I
wouldn't mind a more offensive rallying cry than "Moonlight Madness".
Don't we enough pc names in our world -- "milk the goat",
"transgendered mixed doubles", "philly open", "huk-n-shuk", etc. A
little "jay thompson's glowing because he drank the well-water"
tourney isn't going to hurt anyone  .. . . .!!

--- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, dscglfer40 <no_reply@...>
wrote:
>
> No tradtion, it's just what Ma Myers use to put out on Halloween when
> we were kids during the inspection of the candy sacks.
>
> Instead of "Glow glow glow fuck fuck fuck...dunno--I ran out of funny
> shit".  How about 'Moonlight Madness'?
>
> Myers
>
>
> --- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, "pauwharton"
> <pwharton1@> wrote:
> >
> > I bought a box of big glow sticks for the baskets -- got them from
> the
> > site that Guhnotta emailed me so don't worry about that. By
> > continually misspelling his name I'm figuring eventually he'll post
> > something here and I can harass him unmercifully .. .. . . ;)
> >
> > Good on the cider and cookies  . . . .. is there some tradition with
> > these two foods I don't know about?
> >
> >  -Wharton
>

Milk the Goat is this weekend. If I had a site to put up more
information I would, but I dont, so I cant.

All the information is on the flyer, show up, play 2 rounds of blue,
finish and get a dollar from the goat. Could be other prizes, food and
things, maybe....you will at least get a $1.

Its a fun tournament, nothing more, nothing less.

cp

PS. Donated prizes and other things accepted since our board was not
gracious enough to appropriate any money. If I have too, I will
personally buy food and beer for everyone, if I can make it. No
worries, sub TDs have been summoned if I cannot attend. The show will
go on, one way or another.

the flier should be done tonight. Posted this week online. and at up
at the course on Thursday. ayup.

Now I get it. I thought Dan K was sweet Dana's brother or dad and Pau was
lusting after his orbs. I still miss her quick wit and willingness to hang out
in an all male atmosphere until the wee hours of the night.

rom: FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com
[mailto:FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of pd4ever2000
Sent: Monday, September 15, 2008 8:30 AM
To: FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [Fiends] Re: Glow glow glow fuck fuck fuck . . . .dunno -- I ran out of
funny shit . .


wow, wtf was that? Seems to me, paul lusts after men and women in
this post, someone named dan???
cp
PS. im showing up in a chastity belt so paul dont lust after me.
--- In
FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com<mailto:FiendsofSedgleyWoods%40yahoogroups.c\
om>, "pauwharton"
<pwharton1@...> wrote:
>
> 1. Paul Wharton
> 2. Dave Myers
> 3. Josh Hughes
> 4. Andy King
> 5. Nan Smith
> 6. Phil Ross
> 7. Carly B
> 8. Becky Sonheim (yes -- the actual Becky. The one that I lust
after
> like Jimmy Carter lusted after Linda Rondstadt -- yes, the one
that I
> lust after like I used to lust after Dan Koblansnickitty until she
> left -- yes, I'm pretty sure you get the message that I'm lusting
> here. . . .nestea-ce-pas? Dana -- who else besides Phross and I
> remember Dana -- glowing in the night like orbs. "orbs" -- now
that's
> funny.)
>
> Wow -- we have like a women's division -- Gawd I hope only the
women
> and I show up. I really like women. Think about it -- if only
myself
> and women played I wouldn't bother you and I would be with women.
>
> Uh -- I have the glow stuff coming -- thanks Jim Ganotta from
> Vineland. Everyone gets 3ea 1.5" glow sticks with their entry fee -
-
> that's all you get. Oh -- tape, I'm bringing tape to stick said
glow
> sticks to your discs. Then go out and play better than the people
in
> your division to get more stuff. If you suck don't blame me you won
> nothing. Suck less.
>
> Questions --
>
> Dave Myers -- you bringing cider and cookies? I'm not -- are you? I
> have whiskey if you don't for the cider. If it's hot make the cider
> cold and vice versa . . .
>
> Phil -- you're checking the score cards after the round and
telling me
> who came in 1/2/3etc in each division -- right? I'm drinking you're
> not. Thanks for that. (Can I ride with you too by the way?)
>
> Jay Thompson -- you're not coming right? If you are I can make it a
> different night and just not post it here.
>
> Carly/Josh -- you're going to post something on the actual message
> board kiosk at Sedgley right? Thanks -- as long as you get the
pro/am
> $10 entry fee sign in at 6:00pm that's about all that's necessary.
>
> CPoole -- please don't post anything that doesn't make sense right
> after I post this . .. . or do. Either way -- if you're reading
this
> and actually make sense please ignore CPoole.
>
> Anyone else got anything they want to add to the event? Start
arguing
> about the layout -- all blue tees? all yellow tees? all red tees?
no
> tees we'll just drink beer and pretend we're on the tee? we won't
tee
> we'll just beat up emann repeatedly?
>



[Non-text portions of this message have been removed]

wow, wtf was that? Seems to me, paul lusts after men and women in
this post, someone named dan???
cp
PS. im showing up in a chastity belt so paul dont lust after me.
--- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, "pauwharton"
<pwharton1@...> wrote:
>
> 1. Paul Wharton
> 2. Dave Myers
> 3. Josh Hughes
> 4. Andy King
> 5. Nan Smith
> 6. Phil Ross
> 7. Carly B
> 8. Becky Sonheim (yes -- the actual Becky. The one that I lust
after
> like Jimmy Carter lusted after Linda Rondstadt -- yes, the one
that I
> lust after like I used to lust after Dan Koblansnickitty until she
> left -- yes, I'm pretty sure you get the message that I'm lusting
> here. . . .nestea-ce-pas? Dana -- who else besides Phross and I
> remember Dana -- glowing in the night like orbs. "orbs" -- now
that's
> funny.)
>
> Wow -- we have like a women's division -- Gawd I hope only the
women
> and I show up. I really like women. Think about it -- if only
myself
> and women played I wouldn't bother you and I would be with women.
>
> Uh -- I have the glow stuff coming -- thanks Jim Ganotta from
> Vineland. Everyone gets 3ea 1.5" glow sticks with their entry fee -
-
> that's all you get. Oh -- tape, I'm bringing tape to stick said
glow
> sticks to your discs. Then go out and play better than the people
in
> your division to get more stuff. If you suck don't blame me you won
> nothing. Suck less.
>
> Questions --
>
> Dave Myers -- you bringing cider and cookies? I'm not -- are you? I
> have whiskey if you don't for the cider. If it's hot make the cider
> cold and vice versa . . .
>
> Phil -- you're checking the score cards after the round and
telling me
> who came in 1/2/3etc in each division -- right? I'm drinking you're
> not. Thanks for that. (Can I ride with you too by the way?)
>
> Jay Thompson -- you're not coming right? If you are I can make it a
> different night and just not post it here.
>
> Carly/Josh -- you're going to post something on the actual message
> board kiosk at Sedgley right? Thanks -- as long as you get the
pro/am
> $10 entry fee sign in at 6:00pm that's about all that's necessary.
>
> CPoole -- please don't post anything that doesn't make sense right
> after I post this . .. . or do. Either way -- if you're reading
this
> and actually make sense please ignore CPoole.
>
> Anyone else got anything they want to add to the event? Start
arguing
> about the layout -- all blue tees? all yellow tees? all red tees?
no
> tees we'll just drink beer and pretend we're on the tee? we won't
tee
> we'll just beat up emann repeatedly?
>

No tradtion, it's just what Ma Myers use to put out on Halloween when
we were kids during the inspection of the candy sacks.

Instead of "Glow glow glow fuck fuck fuck...dunno--I ran out of funny
shit".  How about 'Moonlight Madness'?

Myers


--- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, "pauwharton"
<pwharton1@...> wrote:
>
> I bought a box of big glow sticks for the baskets -- got them from
the
> site that Guhnotta emailed me so don't worry about that. By
> continually misspelling his name I'm figuring eventually he'll post
> something here and I can harass him unmercifully .. .. . . ;)
>
> Good on the cider and cookies  . . . .. is there some tradition with
> these two foods I don't know about?
>
>  -Wharton

I bought a box of big glow sticks for the baskets -- got them from the
site that Guhnotta emailed me so don't worry about that. By
continually misspelling his name I'm figuring eventually he'll post
something here and I can harass him unmercifully .. .. . . ;)

Good on the cider and cookies  . . . .. is there some tradition with
these two foods I don't know about?

  -Wharton

--- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, dscglfer40 <no_reply@...>
wrote:
>
> Cider & cookies will be present.
>
> Blue tees would be nice in the dark.
>
> I'll pick up a few glow sticks and such for basket mounting.
>
> I'll work my company (AC Moore) for a few gift cards if possible for
> CTP prizes.
>
> And last but not least...The Vikings blew a 15 point lead, I'm
> betting it's safe to say: "VIKINGS SUCK!"
>
> De-purplized
>
> Myers
>
>
>
>
> --- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, "pauwharton"
> <pwharton1@> wrote:
> >
> > 1. Paul Wharton
> > 2. Dave Myers
> > 3. Josh Hughes
> > 4. Andy King
> > 5. Nan Smith
> > 6. Phil Ross
> > 7. Carly B
> > 8. Becky Sonheim (yes -- the actual Becky. The one that I lust after
> > like Jimmy Carter lusted after Linda Rondstadt -- yes, the one that
> I
> > lust after like I used to lust after Dan Koblansnickitty until she
> > left -- yes, I'm pretty sure you get the message that I'm lusting
> > here. . . .nestea-ce-pas? Dana -- who else besides Phross and I
> > remember Dana -- glowing in the night like orbs. "orbs" -- now
> that's
> > funny.)
> >
> > Wow -- we have like a women's division -- Gawd I hope only the women
> > and I show up. I really like women. Think about it -- if only myself
> > and women played I wouldn't bother you and I would be with women.
> >
> > Uh -- I have the glow stuff coming -- thanks Jim Ganotta from
> > Vineland. Everyone gets 3ea 1.5" glow sticks with their entry fee --
> > that's all you get. Oh -- tape, I'm bringing tape to stick said glow
> > sticks to your discs. Then go out and play better than the people in
> > your division to get more stuff. If you suck don't blame me you won
> > nothing. Suck less.
> >
> > Questions --
> >
> > Dave Myers -- you bringing cider and cookies? I'm not -- are you? I
> > have whiskey if you don't for the cider. If it's hot make the cider
> > cold and vice versa . . .
> >
> > Phil -- you're checking the score cards after the round and telling
> me
> > who came in 1/2/3etc in each division -- right? I'm drinking you're
> > not. Thanks for that. (Can I ride with you too by the way?)
> >
> > Jay Thompson -- you're not coming right? If you are I can make it a
> > different night and just not post it here.
> >
> > Carly/Josh -- you're going to post something on the actual message
> > board kiosk at Sedgley right? Thanks -- as long as you get the
> pro/am
> > $10 entry fee sign in at 6:00pm that's about all that's necessary.
> >
> > CPoole -- please don't post anything that doesn't make sense right
> > after I post this . .. . or do. Either way -- if you're reading this
> > and actually make sense please ignore CPoole.
> >
> > Anyone else got anything they want to add to the event? Start
> arguing
> > about the layout -- all blue tees? all yellow tees? all red tees? no
> > tees we'll just drink beer and pretend we're on the tee? we won't
> tee
> > we'll just beat up emann repeatedly?
> >
>

Cider & cookies will be present.

Blue tees would be nice in the dark.

I'll pick up a few glow sticks and such for basket mounting.

I'll work my company (AC Moore) for a few gift cards if possible for
CTP prizes.

And last but not least...The Vikings blew a 15 point lead, I'm
betting it's safe to say: "VIKINGS SUCK!"

De-purplized

Myers




--- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, "pauwharton"
<pwharton1@...> wrote:
>
> 1. Paul Wharton
> 2. Dave Myers
> 3. Josh Hughes
> 4. Andy King
> 5. Nan Smith
> 6. Phil Ross
> 7. Carly B
> 8. Becky Sonheim (yes -- the actual Becky. The one that I lust after
> like Jimmy Carter lusted after Linda Rondstadt -- yes, the one that
I
> lust after like I used to lust after Dan Koblansnickitty until she
> left -- yes, I'm pretty sure you get the message that I'm lusting
> here. . . .nestea-ce-pas? Dana -- who else besides Phross and I
> remember Dana -- glowing in the night like orbs. "orbs" -- now
that's
> funny.)
>
> Wow -- we have like a women's division -- Gawd I hope only the women
> and I show up. I really like women. Think about it -- if only myself
> and women played I wouldn't bother you and I would be with women.
>
> Uh -- I have the glow stuff coming -- thanks Jim Ganotta from
> Vineland. Everyone gets 3ea 1.5" glow sticks with their entry fee --
> that's all you get. Oh -- tape, I'm bringing tape to stick said glow
> sticks to your discs. Then go out and play better than the people in
> your division to get more stuff. If you suck don't blame me you won
> nothing. Suck less.
>
> Questions --
>
> Dave Myers -- you bringing cider and cookies? I'm not -- are you? I
> have whiskey if you don't for the cider. If it's hot make the cider
> cold and vice versa . . .
>
> Phil -- you're checking the score cards after the round and telling
me
> who came in 1/2/3etc in each division -- right? I'm drinking you're
> not. Thanks for that. (Can I ride with you too by the way?)
>
> Jay Thompson -- you're not coming right? If you are I can make it a
> different night and just not post it here.
>
> Carly/Josh -- you're going to post something on the actual message
> board kiosk at Sedgley right? Thanks -- as long as you get the
pro/am
> $10 entry fee sign in at 6:00pm that's about all that's necessary.
>
> CPoole -- please don't post anything that doesn't make sense right
> after I post this . .. . or do. Either way -- if you're reading this
> and actually make sense please ignore CPoole.
>
> Anyone else got anything they want to add to the event? Start
arguing
> about the layout -- all blue tees? all yellow tees? all red tees? no
> tees we'll just drink beer and pretend we're on the tee? we won't
tee
> we'll just beat up emann repeatedly?
>

1. Paul Wharton
2. Dave Myers
3. Josh Hughes
4. Andy King
5. Nan Smith
6. Phil Ross
7. Carly B
8. Becky Sonheim (yes -- the actual Becky. The one that I lust after
like Jimmy Carter lusted after Linda Rondstadt -- yes, the one that I
lust after like I used to lust after Dan Koblansnickitty until she
left -- yes, I'm pretty sure you get the message that I'm lusting
here. . . .nestea-ce-pas? Dana -- who else besides Phross and I
remember Dana -- glowing in the night like orbs. "orbs" -- now that's
funny.)

Wow -- we have like a women's division -- Gawd I hope only the women
and I show up. I really like women. Think about it -- if only myself
and women played I wouldn't bother you and I would be with women.

Uh -- I have the glow stuff coming -- thanks Jim Ganotta from
Vineland. Everyone gets 3ea 1.5" glow sticks with their entry fee --
that's all you get. Oh -- tape, I'm bringing tape to stick said glow
sticks to your discs. Then go out and play better than the people in
your division to get more stuff. If you suck don't blame me you won
nothing. Suck less.

Questions --

Dave Myers -- you bringing cider and cookies? I'm not -- are you? I
have whiskey if you don't for the cider. If it's hot make the cider
cold and vice versa . . .

Phil -- you're checking the score cards after the round and telling me
who came in 1/2/3etc in each division -- right? I'm drinking you're
not. Thanks for that. (Can I ride with you too by the way?)

Jay Thompson -- you're not coming right? If you are I can make it a
different night and just not post it here.

Carly/Josh -- you're going to post something on the actual message
board kiosk at Sedgley right? Thanks -- as long as you get the pro/am
$10 entry fee sign in at 6:00pm that's about all that's necessary.

CPoole -- please don't post anything that doesn't make sense right
after I post this . .. . or do. Either way -- if you're reading this
and actually make sense please ignore CPoole.

Anyone else got anything they want to add to the event? Start arguing
about the layout -- all blue tees? all yellow tees? all red tees? no
tees we'll just drink beer and pretend we're on the tee? we won't tee
we'll just beat up emann repeatedly?

Catchy coined phrase that is mine for the children of whiney glow....
Yo dumbert, go find your own disc!
Dumbert can be used for anyone without common sense.....open season
on all dumberts!

cp
--- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, "pauwharton"
<pwharton1@...> wrote:
>
> Golfing at night is not hard.
>
> Here's what you need:
>
> 1. one 1.5" glow stick for each disc you're going to throw.
> 2. Clear "duct" or clear packaging tape
> 2. A flashlight
> 3. Proper clothing - emphasis on the footwear.
> 4. Good ears.
> 5. A sense of humor.
>
> That's it.
>
> The glow sticks will get stuck on the top of each disc with the
tape.
>
> The flashlight you should only use in case you really need it. For
> example the flashlight will come in handy if you're walking a long
> dark path or if you're looking for a disc that the glow stick fell
> off. You may also use the flash light to score if necessary. Be
> polite with the flashlight as it can mess up people's night
vision.
> Glow is actually much easier and more enjoyable if you refrain
from
> using the flashlight unless the group agrees that the light is
> necessary. At Sedgley there are almost no places without enough
light
> to move around safely. Sedgley never really gets dark. Steve
Martino
> used to play glow golf all the time with just his regular discs --
> still one of my all time favorite comments when I whined at him
about
> throwing a blue disc at night when he barked back that it was
going
> to be under the basket -- and it was.
>
> Proper clothing is a must. It always seems colder at night. If
> there's rain or snow in the area it always seems wetter at night.
For
> your feet wear the heavy boots or the heavy duty hiking shoes.
You're
> going to kick more stuff at night -- duh, come prepared.
>
> The ears come in because listening during a glow round always
helps.
> You may not always see the disc so it helps to know that
it "sounded
> left" or "sounded right" -- wait until you hear the disc land to
> start whining about how bad the throw was -- it will save you a
lot
> of trouble searching for it.
>
> The sense of humor is almost a given since you've already decided
to
> golf at night. Actually I'm guilty of forgetting this since at
times
> I can be somewhat overbearing when guys show up to play a round
and
> expect me to not only outfit them at no cost but also hold their
> hands .. . . . usually the same things run through my mind when
this
> happens, for example - "I have children, you are neither of them,
> bring your own damn glow sticks". Or - "I have children and I'm
> pretty sure I would have abandoned one as dumb as you for coming
to
> play at night without beer". Or - "Yeah -- that's right it's so
great
> that you showed up to use my glow sticks, drink my beer, and then
> take 3 minutes to throw into the first tree -- would you like me
to
> carry your fucking bag too ass hat?" (Should "ass hat" be
> hyphenated?) Or other times I'll think - "Maybe if it gets a
little
> darker no one will hear me strangle him when he asks me again
where
> the basket is". Either way -- glow should be about being glad that
> outside and not stuck inside.
>
> Oh -- I almost forgot, glow's also great because you can pee
> anywhere.
>

Golfing at night is not hard.

Here's what you need:

1. one 1.5" glow stick for each disc you're going to throw.
2. Clear "duct" or clear packaging tape
2. A flashlight
3. Proper clothing - emphasis on the footwear.
4. Good ears.
5. A sense of humor.

That's it.

The glow sticks will get stuck on the top of each disc with the tape.

The flashlight you should only use in case you really need it. For
example the flashlight will come in handy if you're walking a long
dark path or if you're looking for a disc that the glow stick fell
off. You may also use the flash light to score if necessary. Be
polite with the flashlight as it can mess up people's night vision.
Glow is actually much easier and more enjoyable if you refrain from
using the flashlight unless the group agrees that the light is
necessary. At Sedgley there are almost no places without enough light
to move around safely. Sedgley never really gets dark. Steve Martino
used to play glow golf all the time with just his regular discs --
still one of my all time favorite comments when I whined at him about
throwing a blue disc at night when he barked back that it was going
to be under the basket -- and it was.

Proper clothing is a must. It always seems colder at night. If
there's rain or snow in the area it always seems wetter at night. For
your feet wear the heavy boots or the heavy duty hiking shoes. You're
going to kick more stuff at night -- duh, come prepared.

The ears come in because listening during a glow round always helps.
You may not always see the disc so it helps to know that it "sounded
left" or "sounded right" -- wait until you hear the disc land to
start whining about how bad the throw was -- it will save you a lot
of trouble searching for it.

The sense of humor is almost a given since you've already decided to
golf at night. Actually I'm guilty of forgetting this since at times
I can be somewhat overbearing when guys show up to play a round and
expect me to not only outfit them at no cost but also hold their
hands .. . . . usually the same things run through my mind when this
happens, for example - "I have children, you are neither of them,
bring your own damn glow sticks". Or - "I have children and I'm
pretty sure I would have abandoned one as dumb as you for coming to
play at night without beer". Or - "Yeah -- that's right it's so great
that you showed up to use my glow sticks, drink my beer, and then
take 3 minutes to throw into the first tree -- would you like me to
carry your fucking bag too ass hat?" (Should "ass hat" be
hyphenated?) Or other times I'll think - "Maybe if it gets a little
darker no one will hear me strangle him when he asks me again where
the basket is". Either way -- glow should be about being glad that
outside and not stuck inside.

Oh -- I almost forgot, glow's also great because you can pee
anywhere.

Paul,  I never knew you were a big fan of Wham.  Will you have George
Michael CD's as CTP prizes?

Myers


--- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, "pauwharton"
<pwharton1@...> wrote:
>
> 1. Paul Wharton
> 2. Dave Myers
> 3. Josh Hughes
> 4. Andy King
> 5. Nan Smith
> 6. Phil Ross
> 7. Carly B
> 8. Ralph*
>
> -Wharton
>
> * -- #8 is actually a misunderstanding as he thought it said
> "pre-convicted" and I didn't want to make him mad so I put him on
the
> list.
>