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I thought that I grabbed the cards but I cannot seem to find them!! I do
remember that 28 people played and the weather was really nice. The layout was
10-27 all Blue tees. The money winners were:

TimG/JFisher  -11 43 $26
AStein/Robb  -10 44 $10
Snuffy/RCA  -10 44 $10
MikeM/Korba  -10 44 $10

Sorry about not posting the rest of the scores. Pete Hallett aced Blue 17
but sadly was not in the ace pot!! Bummer! Thanks to all who played,  Klein.



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Hey everyone,

As new PDGA Coordinator for the state of Pennsylvania, I've
coordinated with 3-time Women's World Champion Des Reading and her
husband Jay Reading to arrange a disc golf clinic in conjunction with
random draw doubles at Sedgley Woods on Thursday September 13th at 4
PM. The Readings will be in the area for the Yetter Champion's Cup at
Tyler State Park that weekend.

All novices, intermediates, advanced & pro players, young or old,
should plan on getting a chance to learn from the 3-time Women's World
Champion and one of the best touring pros in the country. This is an
opportunity you won't want to miss!

Click here for the event flyer: http://www.mediafire.com/?dy4muwywovv

Looks like another beautiful evening for golf so come on out. $10 a player
random draw doubles. Only the winners get paid. We will draw at PRECISELY 5:30.
  Hope to see you there, Klein.



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The weather looks great for tomorrow and for $10 you can play some winners
takes all, random draw doubles. I will draw teams at EXACTLY 5:45. Hope to see
you there, Klein.



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For the technically unsavy or maybe you dont have excel:

Milk the Goat Results
8/11/2007
2 Rounds from the Blue Tees
Weather: Spectacular
Tee Time: 10:45ish
Total Players: 63 (Some cards missing)

DNP=DO NOT PAY! No Dollar for you. Come back ONE YEAR!


Place Player Round 1 Round 2 Total Super Side Bet
	 OPEN
1 Jake Azato 45 41 86 $40
2 Steve "Biko" Deering 45 46 91 $20
2 Brain Strojny 46 45 91 not in =(
3 Aaron Stein 44 48 92 $10
3 George Ellis 47 45 92 $10
4 Jay Thompson 49 47 96 $10
4 Tom Snuffy Snyder 48 48 96 not in =(
5 Steve "Magic" 52 46 98 FIRST PLACE NO CASH!
5 Brain Billips 48 50 98 TIED FIRST PLACE NO
CASH!
6 Dave Myers 48 51 99
7 Chris Poole 48 53 101
8 David Woods 49 53 102
9 Mike Eckskt 54 51 105
10 Heff 57 50 107
11 Josh Winer 55 53 108
DNF Warthog 50 999 DFL/DNP
	 Profe 999 47 DNP

	 AM
1 Mark Parrish 48 45 93 not in =(
2 Kyle Tush 48 51 99 not in =(
3 Erik Mulhern 52 48 100 $40 First Place Cool
Cash
4 Michael Dudczak 54 47 101 $30****Also aced 1st
Rnd #17 -> $50 Dollar ACE POT!
5 Jeff Braun 49 53 102 not in =(
6 Alden 51 53 104 not in =(
7 Mike Ju 55 50 105 $20
7 Ben Graham 51 54 105 $10
8 Del 51 56 107 not in =(
8 Chandler Smith 53 54 107 $10
9 Jesse Fast 54 54 108 not in =(
9 Turtle 53 55 108 not in =(
10 Mike Korba 56 54 110 FIRST PLACE NO CASH!
10 Joey 56 54 110 TIED FIRST PLACE NO CASH!!
10 Steve Welsh 54 56 110 not in =(
10 Seabass 54 56 110 not in =(
11 Josh H 55 56 111
11 Flash 58 53 111 not in =(
12 Sam N 59 53 112 not in =(
12 Jon B 58 54 112 not in =(
12 Papa Bear 55 57 112 not in =(
13 Kieron Southwick 58 55 113
13 Ted 54 59 113
13 Mike A 54 59 113
14 Chris Tyler 58 56 114
15 Dan Spicer 59 56 115
15 Rome 56 59 115
16 Jim B 54 63 117
17 Dave Landher 60 60 120
18 Jason Bates 66 60 126
19 Scott Johnson 65 66 131
20 Eric Mann 57 76 133
21 Michael Kelley 70 66 136
DNF John Tye 60 999 DFL/DNP
DNF Robert "Not Michael"Bolton 57 999 DFL/DNP
DNF Ted G 55 999 DFL/DNP
	 Keith Adams 999 64 DFL/DNP
	 Tommy Hawk 999 50 DNP
	 Russda 999 59 DNP

	 Women

1 Melissa Crouse 58 56 114 not in =(
2 Becky S 65 55 120 $20
3 Becky Solomon 65 61 126 not in =(
4 Lisa 53 82 135 FIRST PLACE NO CASH!
5 Nan 65 71 136

	 JRS

	 Kyle Johnston 70 77 147 Prizes!
	 Trevor Fast 120 104 224 Prizes!

As of last week, the draw now takes place at 5:45. See you there,  Klein.



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The Milk the Goat will take the place of the monthly. All other
scheduled events for august are the same. To keep the spirit of the
monthly alive, I will be taking "side bets" $10 from people if they
still want to play it like a monthly. Then according to who all gets
in, money will be awarded to so many places. This process will be
taken care of when you register. AMs can also do the same thing.
Questions? ask now or forever hold your piece...in your hand. HA!
cp
TD

We still play every Tuesday night. It's $10 a player, random draw doubles.
Only the winners get paid. It's supposed to be sunny and hot tomorrow, so come
out and play. We draw at 6:00 precisely. See you there,  Klein.



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Its that time of year again, grab ur milking buckets, ur putters and
get er done. Milk the goat is just a few weeks away! Come out to the
course, play two rounds from the original blue tees, finish, and the
Goat will PAY YOU A DOLLAR! That's right, come take the old man's
money! Crisp dollar dollar bills will be given away and dont go
spending it all in one place. Since this tournament has no entry fee,
prizes/donations are encouraged. Dont care if their gags or real
prizes. Bring it all, food, beverage and most importantly, YOU! Please
see me at the course or email me to let me know about donations if you
have any. CTP's and 50/50s will be held in order to raise money for
the course and possibly to help the Goat try and two peat his world
champ legacy. Support FSW and all its members!
cp

I left the score cards at home and even at that I didnt have all the
cards. I know there were two groups that cashed.
1st - Nick S/ new guy -10 $20
2nd - Poole/ new guy -7 $12

- I will get names and other scores that I had turned in when I get to
the cards. Milk the Goat is coming! Milk the Goat is coming!

cp

Well folks, ive embarked on another journey to enlighten the people
about the metal. I have my own radio show starting tonight at 10pm. If
you wanna check it you go to uoradio.com and hit the link that says
listen now. You can easily listen through windows media player or
winamp. Enjoy!
cp

- I need two TD's for the 2008 Season
- Puppy Preview
- 31st Annual Philadelphia Open
- If you are interested in running either of these, contact me
immediately.

- Milk the Goat is coming in August, if you have prizes you want to
donate, $$, or if people are interested in T-shirts, please let me
know propmtly. Donated prizes can be brought day of tournament, but
just inform me ahead of time so prizes can be accounted for.


- Just a reminder that NICE UP! articles are due in 10 days, as in
6/15/07 or June 15, 2007. Write about anything.....you can read and
write can't you?

cp

As of 5/15, which would be tomorrow, we will draw at 5:45 EXACTLY. Same
format as always. $10 a player, random draw doubles, and the winners take all 
the
cash. Hope to see you there, Klein.



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The draw is still gonna be at 5:30 sharp and we will be going out back  again
to play 19-27 long plus another 9 TBD. Hope to see you there,  Klein.



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Next Sundays (5/06) tag match will be held at Landis Park in Vineland.
It will be in conjunction with Vinelands May monthly that will start at
12:00.

Hope to see all of you there, spread the word tell your friends.

Sorry for the late results. We had a turnout of 10 players and went out  back
for the first time this year. The layout was 10-27 with 10 through 18 YERO
and 19 through 27 from the long tees. Here are the results:

NickS/BNoakes  -9 45 $100
MLowe/EROK  -8 46 Tied FPL
PeteH/TimR  -8 46 Tied FPL
AaronS/Xander  -4 50
JoshW/MKlein  -3 51 DFL

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as far as I know, it is not common to 'play-off' in thursday/sat
doubles. usually there is a ctp- so no one should get paid for an ace
in a playoff that wasn't even supposed to happen.



--- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, "faerienan"
<faerienan@...> wrote:
>
> since the doubles round wasnt over yet- I think the ace counts- except
> for the fact that you guys were not actually playing off for first
> place-in which case it would not count- unless you were playing off
> for 2nd place. in which case it would count. just my 2 cents-
>  who got 16 down and why the heck did it take them so long to finish
> their round? nan
>
> --- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, KleMicha@ wrote:
> >
> > When is a Thursday doubles ace NOT an ace?? And you were in the ace
> pot??
> > When you are mistaken and assume that your teams -13 41 and the
> other  team's
> > -13 41 are good enough to playoff for first place before all groups
> are  in!!
> > Prue/MKlein and JoshW/DarkBear went and played off thinking their
> -13's  were
> > not to be beaten. Both teams birdied 1 and parred 2. On 3,
> JoshW/DarkBear
> > parked and then Dave Prue parked. Mike Klein then said: "Now I'll
> just ace it  for
> > the win". And I did!! A skip ace to boot on a shot I wasn't that
> thrilled
> > with!! After much celebrating and rejoicing and wondering if this
> should be paid
> > off by the ace pot we started to walk back to the parking lot. As we
> were
> > walking up by 5's basket, Snuffy drives by and says: "Playoff's
> over, 13 down
> > isn't good enough!!" Bummer!! The last group produced a -16 38 and
> rendered our
> >  little playoff moot. Anyway, it was fun and makes for a really cool
> story.
> > It  also brings up this question. If you playoff for 1st place
> during Thursday
> > doubles and get an ace, is it paid out if you are in the ace pot?? I
> don't
> > think  there's any precedence for this. Just wondering,  Klein.
> >
> >
> >
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>

Woo Hoo!! Mike Klein is the 90th and last entry into the PA State
Championships. I can drive if anybody needs a ride. I need to share a hotel room
with
somebody if anybody would like to. Let me know if you need a ride and would
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Just a reminder. 5:30 draw SHARP!! The weather looks nice and we will
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Let the new law spread through out the land for all eyes to see.  The
people saw the law was good, so it became: 'Sedgley Law'.  And all
the people said, "amen".

Sedgley Law 42007: No player/group shall play any extra holes (crack
ho's included) of the assigned course  before relinquishing their
score cards to the person(s) in charge (being the TD, Tag Czar or
doubles instagator).

Sedgley Law 42007-A: Ace pot monies are only awarded to a player(s)
who throw a hole-in-one during the stipulated course determined by
the person(s) in charge (being the TD, Tag Czar or doubles
instagator).  Any playoff aces are of your own fault and you end up
being shit out of luck.  You should have thrown the damn thing in
regulation play ya jerk.

All amendments are subject to change upon payment to the author(s)and
are determined by the author(s) how long they are in effect depending
on their mood and mode of play.

So it was written, so it be done.



--- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, "faerienan"
<faerienan@...> wrote:
>
> --and as far as I am concerned- once your official round is over it
> and it is dark- you need to send your scorecard in- not play extra
> holes- esp if you have Emann and a 16 down in your grou- knowing
that
> people are waiting for your slow ass to get done. jmho- Nan
>
> - In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, KleMicha@ wrote:
> >
> > The -16 was by Big Rick and his apparently incorrectly pooled
> partner  Rob, I
> > think from Delaware. The E-Mann factor was the reason for their in
> the  dark
> > finish although I was told by Snuffy that after their round was
over
> they
> > decided to play some more holes rather than turn in their
scorecard.
> If so
> > that's pretty dumb. The playoff was for 2nd place as it were but
> should not have
> > occurred in that case since when there is a tie for any place
other
> than 1st
> > the  monies for the tied places are added together and split
evenly.
> >
> >
> >
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> >
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> >
>

Let the new law spread through out the land for all eyes to see.  The
people saw the law was good, so it became: 'Sedgley Law'.  And all
the people said, "amen".

Sedgley Law 42007: No player/group shall play any extra holes (crack
ho's included) of the assigned course  before relinquishing their
score cards to the person(s) in charge (being the TD, Tag Czar or
doubles instagator).

Sedgley Law 42007-A: Ace pot monies are only awarded to a player(s)
who throw a hole-in-one during the stipulated course determined by
the person(s) in charge (being the TD, Tag Czar or doubles
instagator).  Any playoff aces are of your own fault and you end up
being shit out of luck.  You should have thrown the damn thing in
regulation play ya jerk.

All amendments are subject to change upon payment to the author(s)and
are determined by the author(s) how long they are in effect depending
on their mood and mode of play.

So it was written, so it be done.



--- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, "faerienan"
<faerienan@...> wrote:
>
> --and as far as I am concerned- once your official round is over it
> and it is dark- you need to send your scorecard in- not play extra
> holes- esp if you have Emann and a 16 down in your grou- knowing
that
> people are waiting for your slow ass to get done. jmho- Nan
>
> - In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, KleMicha@ wrote:
> >
> > The -16 was by Big Rick and his apparently incorrectly pooled
> partner  Rob, I
> > think from Delaware. The E-Mann factor was the reason for their in
> the  dark
> > finish although I was told by Snuffy that after their round was
over
> they
> > decided to play some more holes rather than turn in their
scorecard.
> If so
> > that's pretty dumb. The playoff was for 2nd place as it were but
> should not have
> > occurred in that case since when there is a tie for any place
other
> than 1st
> > the  monies for the tied places are added together and split
evenly.
> >
> >
> >
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> >
> >
> > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
> >
>

--and as far as I am concerned- once your official round is over it
and it is dark- you need to send your scorecard in- not play extra
holes- esp if you have Emann and a 16 down in your grou- knowing that
people are waiting for your slow ass to get done. jmho- Nan

- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, KleMicha@... wrote:
>
> The -16 was by Big Rick and his apparently incorrectly pooled
partner  Rob, I
> think from Delaware. The E-Mann factor was the reason for their in
the  dark
> finish although I was told by Snuffy that after their round was over
they
> decided to play some more holes rather than turn in their scorecard.
If so
> that's pretty dumb. The playoff was for 2nd place as it were but
should not have
> occurred in that case since when there is a tie for any place other
than 1st
> the  monies for the tied places are added together and split  evenly.
>
>
>
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>
>
> [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
>

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE THE! and hitler.... hitler was also born on 4-20.
FIRE IT UP FIRE IT UP FIRE IT UP.....(i watched "the crow" recently, i
swear)
cp

--- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, "philrossopher"
<PhilRossopher@...> wrote:
>
> Joe THE is born on 4-20, so if you're so inclined spark one up for
him
> today.
>
> Happy Birthday, Joe THE Mason!!
>
> -Cypher... Phrossty... Phil
>

The -16 was by Big Rick and his apparently incorrectly pooled partner  Rob, I
think from Delaware. The E-Mann factor was the reason for their in the  dark
finish although I was told by Snuffy that after their round was over they
decided to play some more holes rather than turn in their scorecard. If so
that's pretty dumb. The playoff was for 2nd place as it were but should not have
occurred in that case since when there is a tie for any place other than 1st
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since the doubles round wasnt over yet- I think the ace counts- except
for the fact that you guys were not actually playing off for first
place-in which case it would not count- unless you were playing off
for 2nd place. in which case it would count. just my 2 cents-
  who got 16 down and why the heck did it take them so long to finish
their round? nan

--- In FiendsofSedgleyWoods@yahoogroups.com, KleMicha@... wrote:
>
> When is a Thursday doubles ace NOT an ace?? And you were in the ace
pot??
> When you are mistaken and assume that your teams -13 41 and the
other  team's
> -13 41 are good enough to playoff for first place before all groups
are  in!!
> Prue/MKlein and JoshW/DarkBear went and played off thinking their
-13's  were
> not to be beaten. Both teams birdied 1 and parred 2. On 3,
JoshW/DarkBear
> parked and then Dave Prue parked. Mike Klein then said: "Now I'll
just ace it  for
> the win". And I did!! A skip ace to boot on a shot I wasn't that
thrilled
> with!! After much celebrating and rejoicing and wondering if this
should be paid
> off by the ace pot we started to walk back to the parking lot. As we
were
> walking up by 5's basket, Snuffy drives by and says: "Playoff's
over, 13 down
> isn't good enough!!" Bummer!! The last group produced a -16 38 and
rendered our
>  little playoff moot. Anyway, it was fun and makes for a really cool
story.
> It  also brings up this question. If you playoff for 1st place
during Thursday
> doubles and get an ace, is it paid out if you are in the ace pot?? I
don't
> think  there's any precedence for this. Just wondering,  Klein.
>
>
>
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>
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>

Joe THE is born on 4-20, so if you're so inclined spark one up for him
today.

Happy Birthday, Joe THE Mason!!

-Cypher... Phrossty... Phil

Really not so much shit heaped upon yours truly. It would be quite helpful
if I would play better on Tuesdays. Perhaps I could make some cash on Tuesday
nights by selling "Klein" insurance!! Winning by throwing the disc less times
than everybody else would be more satisfying however.



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You know . . .back when I ran Tuesday doubles I thought that I had the worst
luck in golf. I realize that this doesn't have anything to do with Tuesday
night, but there has to be some kind of a curse going on here. How much shit can
one guy take?

I'm thinking that there's got to be some kind of a reward to get Klein the money
on Tuesday night . . . . .?? Mike should get a chance to reshuffle or something
if he gets a sucky guy next Tuesday . . . ??

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From: KleMicha@...
When is a Thursday doubles ace NOT an ace?? And you were in the ace pot??
When you are mistaken and assume that your teams -13 41 and the other team's
-13 41 are good enough to playoff for first place before all groups are in!!
Prue/MKlein and JoshW/DarkBear went and played off thinking their -13's were
not to be beaten. Both teams birdied 1 and parred 2. On 3, JoshW/DarkBear
parked and then Dave Prue parked. Mike Klein then said: "Now I'll just ace it
for
the win". And I did!! A skip ace to boot on a shot I wasn't that thrilled
with!! After much celebrating and rejoicing and wondering if this should be paid
off by the ace pot we started to walk back to the parking lot. As we were
walking up by 5's basket, Snuffy drives by and says: "Playoff's over, 13 down
isn't good enough!!" Bummer!! The last group produced a -16 38 and rendered our
little playoff moot. Anyway, it was fun and makes for a really cool story.
It also brings up this question. If you playoff for 1st place during Thursday
doubles and get an ace, is it paid out if you are in the ace pot?? I don't
think there's any precedence for this. Just wondering, Klein.

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When is a Thursday doubles ace NOT an ace?? And you were in the ace pot??
When you are mistaken and assume that your teams -13 41 and the other  team's
-13 41 are good enough to playoff for first place before all groups are  in!!
Prue/MKlein and JoshW/DarkBear went and played off thinking their -13's  were
not to be beaten. Both teams birdied 1 and parred 2. On 3, JoshW/DarkBear
parked and then Dave Prue parked. Mike Klein then said: "Now I'll just ace it 
for
the win". And I did!! A skip ace to boot on a shot I wasn't that thrilled
with!! After much celebrating and rejoicing and wondering if this should be paid
off by the ace pot we started to walk back to the parking lot. As we were
walking up by 5's basket, Snuffy drives by and says: "Playoff's over, 13 down
isn't good enough!!" Bummer!! The last group produced a -16 38 and rendered our
  little playoff moot. Anyway, it was fun and makes for a really cool story.
It  also brings up this question. If you playoff for 1st place during Thursday
doubles and get an ace, is it paid out if you are in the ace pot?? I don't
think  there's any precedence for this. Just wondering,  Klein.



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