League leaders Scumthorpe United were defeated for the second time this season
by Gladys Chadwick's Piddlesborough.

United traveled to the Canalside after returning from the international break
with even more injuries than a fortnight ago.

A poor day for United lurched from bad to worse with injuries to Berbatov and
Glen Johnson.

Piddlesborough took full advantage with goals from Skrtel and Malouda, and new
signing Craig Bellamy looking sharp up front.  Boro won 47+2 - 28.

United stayed top of the league on goals scored as Rob Platt's Dipswitch FC lost
at Sid James's Park in the ESPN International game.

Visitors SHIT XI had only won one of their last five EPL games, but they managed
to edge to another three points winning 19+2 - 30.

Stephen Ireland's goal was enough to settle this fixture as Dipswitch's three
game winning streak came to an end.

Sir Charles Chadwick's Oldan Pathetic went joint top with United and Dipswitch
as they defeated Tim Eugster's That's Just Granada FC 20+2 - 42.

Peter Crouch and Robbie Blake, in the team to replace Fernando Torres, combined
to give Pathetic three points, and their third consecutive EPL victory.

Rob Spivey's Gallifrey Guardians continued their excellent recent form with
victory over Jon Hancock's Queers Pork Strangers 22+2 - 51.

Luis Antonio Valencia had given the Queers a first-half lead, but a remarkable
five goals from Jermaine Defoe completed a second half turnaround for the
Guardians.

In the final EPL game of round 12, Ross Wilkin's Northumpton Town defeated Amy
Wilkin's Smellymeat FC 47+2 - 39 in the Wilkin derby.

Aaron Lennon and Emmanuel Adebayor scored for Town to bring them within five
points of the EPL leaders.

Round 13 of the EPL sees Northumpton Town clash against Rob Spivey's Gallifrey
Guardians in the ESPN International fixture.

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Round 12: Wednesday, 25 November 2009
Northumpton Town 47+2, Smellymeat FC 39
Piddlesborough 47+2, Scumthorpe United 28
That's Just Granada FC 20+2, Oldan Pathetic 42
Queers Pork Strangers 22+2, Gallifrey Guardians 51
Dipswitch FC 19+2, SHIT XI 30 [ESPN International]

Round 13: Wednesday, 2 December 2009
5. Jon Hancock (8) v 10. Charles Chadwick (2)
2. Iain Chadwick (1) v 7. Tim Eugster (9)
1. Ross Wilkin (6) v 4. Rob Spivey (4) [ESPN International]
3. Amy Wilkin (10) v 6. Jon Verrill (5)
9. Gladys Chadwick (7) v 8. Rob Platt (3)

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Round 12: Wednesday, 25 November 2009
Northumpton Town 47+2, Smellymeat FC 39
Piddlesborough 47+2, Scumthorpe United 28
That's Just Granada FC 20+2, Oldan Pathetic 42
Queers Pork Strangers 22+2, Gallifrey Guardians 51
Dipswitch FC 19+2, SHIT XI 30 [ESPN International]

Round 13: Wednesday, 2 December 2009
5. Jon Hancock (8) v 10. Charles Chadwick (2)
2. Iain Chadwick (1) v 7. Tim Eugster (9)
1. Ross Wilkin (6) v 4. Rob Spivey (4) [ESPN International]
3. Amy Wilkin (10) v 6. Jon Verrill (5)
9. Gladys Chadwick (7) v 8. Rob Platt (3)

Old team value: £81.6m
M KING WIG 4.3 OUT
C BELLAMY MCY 5.2m IN
New team value: £82.5m

S GIVEN
J TERRY
W GALLAS
M SKRTEL
V CORLUKA
D KUYT
F MALOUDA
G BARRY
N ANELKA
C BELLAMY
E ADEBAYOR

to play Tim Eugster's That's Just Granada FC:

S GIVEN
J TERRY
J LESCOTT
R SHAWCROSS
V CORLUKA
S GERRARD
D KUYT
G BARRY
W ROONEY
P CROUCH
R BLAKE

One transfer:
Old team value: £81.4m
M KING WIG 4.3 OUT
J BEATTIE STO 5.4 IN
New team value: £82.5m

to play Scumthorpe United:

S GIVEN
J TERRY
W GALLAS
M SKRTEL
V CORLUKA
D KUYT
F MALOUDA
G BARRY
N ANELKA
J BEATTIE
E ADEBAYOR

One transfer:
Old team value: £82.5m
J BOSINGWA CHE £4.4m
B IVANOVIC CHE £3.3m
New team value: £81.4m

to play at the Canalside

J REINA
P EVRA
A COLE
G JOHNSON
B IVANOVIC
S GERRARD
D KUYT
C FABREGAS
D BERBATOV
C BENITEZ
G AGBONLAHOR

Round 12: Wednesday, 25 November 2009
Northumpton Town 1.44 -- DRAW 4.80 --  Smellymeat FC 11.00
Piddlesborough 2.66 -- DRAW 3.45 -- Scumthorpe United 3.15
That's Just Granada FC 6.40 -- DRAW 4.00 -- Oldan Pathetic 1.70
Queers Pork Strangers 7.40 -- DRAW 4.60 -- Gallifrey Guardians 1.54
Dipswitch FC 1.50 -- DRAW 4.60 -- SHIT XI 9.00

Scumthorpe United manager Iain Chadwick has welcomed the coming of the
international break as a chance to regroup.

The United boss was speaking at the weekly press conference at the Old
Showground.

"It's been a difficult last four games for the squad. We've had to cope with a
number of injuries and that has meant that we've had to dig deep into our squad
players."

Chadwick has been without Gerrard, Bosingwa and Glen Johnson for several weeks,
whilst Herita Ilunga limped out of United's most recent game against Ross
Wilkin's Northumpton Town.

"Hopefully when the league restarts we can get some of our personnel back and be
stronger", Chadwick said on Wednesday. "I've never really known a time like this
for injuries so soon into the season".

The United boss has been disappointed that his team have let slip a five point
lead at the top of the table, but he put this down to the injury problems and
the difficulty of the recent fixtures.

"I am happy that we have achieved two wins, a draw and one defeat since the last
break," Chadwick commented, "it could have been much worse but the players have
really come through".

The top four sides in the EPL all won their games in round 11.

In the ESPN International Game, Sir Charles Chadwick's Oldan Pathetic defeated
Gladys Chadwick's Piddlesborough 35+2 - 25 in the ESPN International game.

Injuries forced Sir Charles into a number of changes, but his squad depth did
not disappoint as Tom Huddlestone popped up with the winning strike to hand the
hosts another three points.

Just as Piddlesborough looked to be turning their season around they have lost
two games on the bounce, leaving them a massive nine points behind the leading
pair in seventh place.

Rob Platt's Dipswitch FC made it three wins in a row as they defeated Tim
Eugster's That's Just Granada FC 27+2 - 13.

Shaun Wright-Phillips starred in this latest success for Rob Platt's men,
ensuring that they remained joint top of the EPL.

Iain Chadwick's Scumthorpe United were back to winning ways as they managed to
defeated Ross Wilkin's Northumpton Town 33+2 - 22.

It was another unconvincing performance from the league leaders as the lengthy
injury list at the Old Showground forced Iain Chadwick to make several changes
to his starting line-up.

Kieran Gibbs was handed his debut in the United defence, but his performance
looked nervous and edgy.

United eventually claimed the three points courtesy of a Gabriel Agbonlahor
goal, leaving them top of the table as the EPL enters the next international
break.

Elsewhere in the EPL, Rob Spivey's Gallifrey Guardians consolidated their fourth
position with a narrow victory over Amy Wilkin's Smellymeat FC 36+2 - 34.

Cesc Fabregas continued his good form for the Guardians, but Smellymeat might
count themselves unlucky.  After Jon Terry's header gave them hope they
continued to press in vain for the draw.

In the final EPL game of round 11, Jon Verrill's SHIT XI defeated Jon Hancock's
Queers Pork Strangers 20+2 - 15, lifting themselves into fifth place.

There wasn't much between these two struggling teams, but a late penalty from
Steven Gerrard was enough to settle matters in favour of the Portswood Stadium
men.

The Queers have now gone seven games without a win.

After the international break, the EPL will recommence on Wednesday, 25 November
with the ESPN International game from Sid James's Park as Dipswitch FC play SHIT
XI.

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Round 11: Wednesday, 11 November 2009
Scumthorpe United 33+2, Northumpton Town 22
Gallifrey Guardians 36+2, Smellymeat FC 34
SHIT XI 20+2, Queers Pork Strangers 15
Dipswitch FC 27+2, That's Just Granada FC 13
Oldan Pathetic 35+2, Piddlesborough 25 [ESPN International]

Round 12: Wednesday, 25 November 2009
1. Ross Wilkin (6) v 3. Amy Wilkin (10)
9. Gladys Chadwick (7) v 2. Iain Chadwick (1)
7. Tim Eugster (9) v 10. Charles Chadwick (3)
5. Jon Hancock (8) v 4. Rob Spivey (4)
8. Rob Platt (2) v 6. Jon Verrill (5) [ESPN International]

Rob Platt's Dipswitch FC pulled off a famous victory in round 10 of the EPL.

Dipswitch traveled to the Old Showground to play Scumthorpe United in the ESPN
International fixture.

Having pulled off a surprise victory on the opening day of the season, Dipswitch
won again in round 10, coming away with a 38+2 - 48 scoreline.

Frank Lampard and Wayne Rooney scored for Dippy, with only Berbatov making the
scoresheet for the hosts.

The result sees Dipswitch move level on points with United at the top of the
table. Only two weeks ago United had opened up a five point lead over their
rivals.

Sir Charles Chadwick's Oldan Pathetic also exploited United's defeat, winning
their game against Jon Verrill's SHIT XI 31+2 - 45.

It's not often that Pathetic go three games without winning, and that winless
run came to an end in round 10.

Fernando Torres was once again on the scoresheet for Pathetic, whilst goalkeeper
Shay Given was in inspiration form between the sticks.

Rob Spivey's Gallifrey Guardians smashed Gladys Chadwick's Piddlesborough 51+2 -
44.

Robin van Persie and Cesc Fabregas combined to sweep away the `Boro challenge
just when their season looked to be getting back on track.

Tim Eugster's That's Just Granada FC continued their revival, winning 27+2 - 24
against Ross Wilkin's Northumpton Town.

Branislav Ivanovic continued to look solid at the back, and Nicolas Anelka posed
a constant menace going forward as the Granadamen lifted themselves into eighth
place in the standings.

In the final EPL game of round 10, Amy Wilkin's Smellymeat FC and Jon Hancock's
Queers Pork Strangers shared the spoils, 31+2 - 36.

Deco looked to have secured Jon Hancock's men their first victory in six games,
but Wayne Rooney's equalizer meant that they were denied.

Round 11 of the EPL will feature Charles Chadwick's Oldan Pathetic against
Gladys Chadwick's troubled Piddlesborough in the ESPN International game.

Join us next Wednesday, 11 November for all the latest EPL news and results.


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Round 10: Wednesday, 4 November 2009
Scumthorpe United 38+2, Dipswitch FC 48 [ESPN International]
Smellymeat FC 31+2, Queers Pork Strangers 36
That's Just Granada FC 27+2, Northumpton Town 24
SHIT XI 31+2, Oldan Pathetic 45
Gallifrey Guardians 51+2, Piddlesborough 44

Round 11: Wednesday, 11 November 2009
2. Iain Chadwick (1) v 1. Ross Wilkin (5)
4. Rob Spivey (4) v 3. Amy Wilkin (10)
6. Jon Verrill (9) v 5. Jon Hancock (7)
8. Rob Platt (2) v 7. Tim Eugster (8)
10. Charles Chadwick (3) v 9. Gladys Chadwick (6) [ESPN International]

Round 9 of the EPL saw a tense game between league leaders Scumthorpe United and
champions Oldan Pathetic at the Old Showground in the ESPN International
fixture.

With United holding a six point lead over Sir Charles Chadwick's men, defeat was
unthinkable for the visitors.

Fernando Torres gave Pathetic an early lead, but Gabriel Agbonlahor salvaged a
point for United as the game ended 34+2 - 36.

Second-placed Dipswitch FC closed the gap to three points as they defeated Jon
Hancock's Queers Pork Strangers 22+2 - 41 at Shirt Lifters Road.

Frank Lampard starred for Dippy as they produced a competent performance to
answer their critics who say that they cannot last the pace at the top of the
table.

Gladys Chadwick's Piddlesborough won their third consecutive EPL game against
Amy Wilkin's Smellymeat FC 26+2 - 36.

Emmanuel Adebayor and Gareth Barry decided matters in favour of `Boro, as
Gladys's men recorded their third consecutive EPL victory.

Tim Eugster's That's Just Granada FC continued their recent upturn in form with
victory against Rob Spivey's Gallifrey Guardians, 22+2 - 37.

Marouane Fellani was key to the Granadamen victory, moving them to within just
one point of safety.

In the final EPL game of round 9, Ross Wilkin's Northumpton Town defeated Jon
Verrill's SHIT XI 28+2 - 25.

Northumpton were reduced to ten men with the sending off of Nemanja Vidic, but
they went on to win for only the fourth time this season with goals from Frank
Lampard.

Round 10 of the EPL will see a top of the table clash as Iain Chadwick's
Scumthorpe United face Rob Platt's Dipswitch FC at the Old Showground.

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Round 9: Wednesday, 28 October 2009
Northumpton Town 28+2, SHIT XI 25
Scumthorpe United 34+2, Oldan Pathetic 36 [ESPN International]
Smellymeat FC 26+2, Piddlesborough 36
Gallifrey Guardians 22+2, That's Just Granada FC 37
Queers Pork Strangers 22+2, Dipswitch FC 41

Round 10: Wednesday, 4 November 2009
2. Iain Chadwick (1) v 8. Rob Platt (2) [ESPN International]
3. Amy Wilkin (9) v 5. Jon Hancock (8)
7. Tim Eugster (10) v 1. Ross Wilkin (3)
6. Jon Verrill (6) v 10. Charles Chadwick (4)
4. Rob Spivey (7) v 9. Gladys Chadwick (5)

League leaders Scumthorpe United extended their lead at the top of the EPL after
the completion of the round 8 EPL fixtures.

In the ESPN International game, United traveled to Sid James's Park to take on
Jon Verrill's SHIT XI.

United went into the fixture with a number of injury problems, forcing manager
Iain Chadwick to rotate his squad.

It wasn't a vintage performance from the leaders, but they just did enough to
win, 8+2 - 18. Didier Drogba's goal in first half stoppage time sealed the three
points.

Nearest rivals Dipswitch FC were defeated in their away game at Rob Spivey's
Gallifrey Guardians, 33+2 - 23.

Robin van Persie has been in supreme form for the Guardians, and was once again
amongst the goals in this game.

Sir Charles Chadwick's Oldan Pathetic were also defeated in round 8, losing 23+2
- 14 against Amy Wilkin's Smellymeat FC.

Frank Lampard and Steed Malbranque secured only the third win of the season for
Smellymeat.  In an uncharacteristically poor performance from Pathetic, debutant
Robbie Blake scored a consolation late on.

Gladys Chadwick's Piddlesborough recorded back to back wins for the first time
this campaign, winning 19+2 - 15 against Tim Eugster's That's Just Granada FC.

It was unspectacular stuff at the Canalside, but Didier Drogba's goal was enough
to settle matters.

In the final EPL game of round 8, Ross Wilkin's Northumpton Town and Jon
Hancock's Queers Pork Strangers shared the spoils, 17+2 - 19.

Luis Antonio Valencia looked to have secured the points for the Queers, but
Carlos Tevez rescued a point for the hosts.

Round 9 of the EPL will feature Scumthorpe United's clash against Oldan Pathetic
from the Canalside.

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Round 8: Wednesday, 21 October 2009
Northumpton Town 17+2, Queers Pork Strangers 19
SHIT XI 8+2, Scumthorpe United 18 [ESPN International]
Smellymeat FC 23+2, Oldan Pathetic 14
Piddlesborough 19+2, That's Just Granada FC 15
Gallifrey Guardians 33+2, Dipswitch FC 23

Round 9: Wednesday, 28 October 2009
1. Ross Wilkin (6) v 6. Jon Verrill (4)
2. Iain Chadwick (1) v 10. Charles Chadwick (3) [ESPN International]
3. Amy Wilkin (9) v 9. Gladys Chadwick (8)
4. Rob Spivey (5) v 7. Tim Eugster (10)
5. Jon Hancock (7) v 8. Rob Platt (2)

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Round 11: Wednesday, 11 November 2009
Scumthorpe United 33+2, Northumpton Town 22
Gallifrey Guardians 36+2, Smellymeat FC 34
SHIT XI 20+2, Queers Pork Strangers 15
Dipswitch FC 27+2, That's Just Granada FC 13
Oldan Pathetic 35+2, Piddlesborough 25 [ESPN International]

Round 12: Wednesday, 25 November 2009
1. Ross Wilkin (6) v 3. Amy Wilkin (10)
9. Gladys Chadwick (7) v 2. Iain Chadwick (1)
7. Tim Eugster (9) v 10. Charles Chadwick (3)
5. Jon Hancock (8) v 4. Rob Spivey (4)
8. Rob Platt (2) v 6. Jon Verrill (5) [ESPN International]

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Round 10: Wednesday, 4 November 2009
Scumthorpe United 38+2, Dipswitch FC 48 [ESPN International]
Smellymeat FC 31+2, Queers Pork Strangers 36
That's Just Granada FC 27+2, Northumpton Town 24
SHIT XI 31+2, Oldan Pathetic 45
Gallifrey Guardians 51+2, Piddlesborough 44

Round 11: Wednesday, 11 November 2009
2. Iain Chadwick (1) v 1. Ross Wilkin (5)
4. Rob Spivey (4) v 3. Amy Wilkin (10)
6. Jon Verrill (9) v 5. Jon Hancock (7)
8. Rob Platt (2) v 7. Tim Eugster (8)
10. Charles Chadwick (3) v 9. Gladys Chadwick (6) [ESPN International]

to play Ross Wilkin's Northumpton Town

J REINA
H ILUNGA
K GIBBS
A COLE
J COLLINS
W ELLIOTT
C FABREGAS
D KUYT
D BERBATOV
G AGBONLAHOR
D DROGBA

to play Piddlesborough

S GIVEN
J TERRY
J LESCOTT
V CORLUKA
H ILUNGA
D KUYT
G BARRY
T HUDDLESTONE
W ROONEY
P CROUCH
F TORRES

to play Oldan Pathetic

S GIVEN
J TERRY
W GALLAS
V CORLUKA
J YOBO
F MALOUDA
D KUYT
G BARRY
N ANELKA
D DROGBA
E ADEBAYOR

for the trip to the Portswood Stadium:

S GIVEN
J TERRY
J LESCOTT
V CORLUKA
R SHAWCROSS
D KUYT
G BARRY
T HUDDLESTON
W ROONEY
P CROUCH
F TORRES

Iain Chadwick named his team for the ESPN clash with Rob Platt's Dipswitch FC at
the Old Showground. After Gerrard and Johnson failed fitness tests Chadwick
named Wade Elliott and Herita Ilunga in his XI:

J REINA
P EVRA
H ILUNGA
A COLE
J COLLINS
W ELLIOTT
D KUYT
C FABREGAS
D BERBATOV
D DROGBA
G AGBONLAHOR

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Round 10: Wednesday, 4 November 2009
Scumthorpe United 2.72 DRAW 3.40 Dipswitch FC 2.96
Smellymeat FC 2.50 DRAW 3.45 Queers Pork Strangers 3.20
That's Just Granada FC 4.50 DRAW 3.45 Northumpton Town 2.04
SHIT XI 4.7 DRAW 3.85 Oldan Pathetic 1.88
Gallifrey Guardians 3.65 DRAW 3.45 Piddlesborough 2.32

Gladys Chadwick's Piddlesborough were facing another setback today as news came
through that striker Marlon King is facing an 18 month jail term.

'Boro have picked themselves up from their poor start to the EPL campaign, and
with three successive victories are now the form side of the EPL, but it is an
unprecedented first that a member of any EPL playing staff has been jailed.

Gladys Chadwick was unapologetic about King and said that he would not find
employment back at the Canalside after he completed his sentence.

In a club statement, Chadwick commented, 'King is not welcome back at the
Canalside and the club in no way condone his actions.'  The statement continued
that Chadwick will not be rushed into further transfer transactions: 'Gladys is
happy with the squad she currently has and King was only a back up striker so
the need to replace him is not pressing at this stage'.

The King saga marks another episode in a troubled season for 'Boro as Gladys has
had to use her joker already, and still stands 6 points behind the EPL leaders
Scumthorpe United.

for the trip to the Portswood Stadium:

S GIVEN
J TERRY
J LESCOTT
V CORLUKA
R SHAWCROSS
D KUYT
G BARRY
S GERRARD
W ROONEY
P CROUCH
F TORRES

for the away game against the Gallifrey Guardians

S GIVEN
J TERRY
W GALLAS
M SKRTEL
V CORLUKA
D KUYT
F MALOUDA
G BARRY
N ANELKA
D DROGBA
E ADEBAYOR

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Round 9: Wednesday, 28 October 2009
Northumpton Town 28+2, SHIT XI 25
Scumthorpe United 34+2, Oldan Pathetic 36 [ESPN International]
Smellymeat FC 26+2, Piddlesborough 36
Gallifrey Guardians 22+2, That's Just Granada FC 37
Queers Pork Strangers 22+2, Dipswitch FC 41

Round 10: Wednesday, 4 November 2009
2. Iain Chadwick (1) v 8. Rob Platt (2) [ESPN International]
3. Amy Wilkin (9) v 5. Jon Hancock (8)
7. Tim Eugster (10) v 1. Ross Wilkin (3)
6. Jon Verrill (6) v 10. Charles Chadwick (4)
4. Rob Spivey (7) v 9. Gladys Chadwick (5)

Gladys Chadwick announced her team for the game against Amy Wilkin's Smellymeat
FC:

S GIVEN
J TERRY
W GALLAS
V CORLUKA
M SKRTEL
D KUYT
F MALOUDA
G BARRY
N ANELKA
D DROGBA
E ADEBAYOR