ATTENTION ALL LAST-MINUTE FENCE-SITTERS… PROCRASTINATORS… AND COUCH
POTATOES…

Register TODAY before the DISCOUNTED Internet rate expires!

This is the FINAL CALL to get off your duffs and join all of us for one of the
nation’s MOST EXHILARATING SKATE WEEKENDS OF THE YEAR!!! (Whew… I’m getting
winded just thinking about it…)

The block of rooms at our official hotel ( www.skylinehotel.com ) has SOLD OUT…
with skaters coming from as far away as… New Jersey… and Connecticut! (Oh
yeah… also Germany, Canada, the Netherlands, Florida, etc.)

The WEEKEND WEATHER forecast is nothing short of SUPERB… how does SUNNY &
CLEAR, with HIGHS IN THE MID-70’s sound ??? We couldn’t have asked for more
perfect skate conditions (it kinda almost makes up for all those OTHER weekends
this year).

As for the SKATES… Well…

Ever roll across the BROOKLYN BRIDGE???

Okay… how about the GEORGE WASHINGTON BRIDGE???

Yes, that’s right… we’re offering TWO BRIDGES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!!! (Lots of
New Yorkers will offer to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge… but only we go ALL OUT
to ensure that you get MORE than your fair share of great photo-ops...)

And did I mention the Saturday HUDSON RIVER skate to the CLOISTERS, complete
with PICNIC LUNCH??? What the #@*%! are the Cloisters? Well… you’ll just have
to skate there to find out!

Not to mention yet an entirely different PICNIC SKATE on Sunday… I’m
salivating just thinking about it… (Oooh… GROSS… let me wipe off this
keyboard…)

But what about APRÈS-SKATE?

Well… bring your bathing suits for the ROOFTOP POOL…

As well as your appetite for unquestionably the TASTIEST 3-course dinner served
by drag queens in the Tri-State area ( www.stingylulus.com )… Are YOU in for a
TREAT!!! (Sorry gents… absolutely NO lapdances allowed.)

Then… PARTY nonstop to the wee hours at LE BAR BAT ( www.lebarbat.com )... one
of NYC's most (in)famous nightspots, featuring a slate of NYC's hottest dance
bands… including STEVE MARSHALL AND THE DEPUTIES -- dubbed "NYC's WILDEST
Rock-n-Roll Band" by the N.Y. Post! ( www.stevemarshallband.com ) (Wait ‘til
you see those deputies…)

The above is just a small sampling of this weekend’s ENDORPHIN-FILLED
FESTIVITIES… so stop feeling sorry for yourself… drag those musty skates out
of the closet… and log onto www.bigappleroll.org/registration.htm to take the
BIG PLUNGE (for you commitment-phobes, don’t worry… it’s only for the weekend).

Walk-in registrations will be accepted this Friday evening and Saturday morning,
but increase to $80 to help defray all the last-minute scrambling of meals,
logistics, etc. on our part.

Thanks for reading down this far (that stamina will come in handy on the
skates)… and…

SEE Y’ALL TOMORROW!!!

E. Gish
Big Apple Roll
Hotel Subcommittee Chair