I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
 

 I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.
 G eorge thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of 
water. He kept resurfacing over and over and over, gasping for air. Such
was his fate in hell.
 

 "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't
think I could do that all day long."
 

 The devil led him to the next room.
 

 In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he
did was swing that hammer, time after time after time, and more rocks
appeared.
 

 "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder would be in constant agony
if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.

The devil opened a third door.

In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms
staked over his head and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over
him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best..

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this."

"The devil smiled and said... "Monica, you're free to go! r