I finally have to step in. First of all, Ian, your
not the favorite lefty. Even thought stump is not
here, he still by passes you because of years,
drinking ability, (meaning not throwing up in peoples
bathrooms), and the fact that he so much as athlete
that he hurts himself while sleeping and sitting on
barstools. Second, no one gets my seconds. yes i am
old, but the bill i am using lasts for 3 days....thats
right 3 DAYS!!!! so if i am not a practice for a
week, i actually go to use them. Thirdly, Chase if
you cannot be me, because you still cannot caught a
pass in the endzone. forthly, Sectionals is coming
soon, as ryan so neatly put, and sign up is due by the
28th. I think that we will have people sign up
tonight at rec, and then any new people, we can sign
them up at the meeting. Lastly, volunteers for guys
to break hilary out of her house. I know that it will
be a dangerous mission, but this is the best chance
for most of you guys to be in a soroity house, so buck
up and lets git-r-done.

your ex-captain, but still #1 in your heart
DAVE

--- IAGAIR@... wrote:

> IAN! That's awesome you're coming back!
>
> But, I will have you know, I am nobody's leftovers.
> I am insulted that
> you would refer to me in such a manner--as though
> Dave couldn't satisfy
> all my ... urges. This frisbee woman will settle for
> nothing less than
> the best ultimate players alive. Which, naturally,
> includes Dave Wolf.
>
> And possibly Gary Coleman.
>
> -Hilary
> can't.wait.to.escape.the.sorority.house.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Ian Hamilton <ianity02@...>
> To: Cornfed@yahoogroups.com
> Sent: Wed, 17 Aug 2005 08:43:28 -0700 (PDT)
> Subject: Re: [Cornfed] (unknown)
>
> Ok now this is where I must step in. The back and
> forth was fine for
> a while but now this has gone to far. Dave is the
> most desired male on
> the team? Was I gone that long? Have you so quickly
> forgotten me? Well
> I guess that its time for my return.
> Yeah it's true. My plane ticket is purchased and
> a house is waiting.
> Your favorite left-hander without a forehand is
> ready to make his
> triumphant, or you may call it disappointing,
> return.
> Although I will not be back in time for classes I
> will be there
> shortly there after. So get ready cause I'm going
> to...um....damn...I
> got nothing. See you then.
>
> Ian "Biscuit" Hamilton
>
>
> P.S:I cant lie. Dave....I can't compare. Can I
> just have your
> left-overs? And don't call Kyle a left-over, I
> really hope you were
> never that lonely.
>
> IAGAIR@... wrote:
> It's not just the other guys on the team that can't
> compete with you,
> Dave--all other men on the planet are far inferior
> to you. Who can
> match your manly physique? Your everlasting stamina?
> Your swarthy
> complexion and breathtaking smile?
> No one, I say. No one.
>
> -Hilary (your hopelessly smitten swooner)
>
> P.S. I don't know what Lesley's been smoking on, but
> she's obviously
> suffering from delusions of grandeur.
> P.P.S. That's the last thing I have to say on the
> matter.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: David wolf <the_wolfman50@...>
> To: Cornfed@yahoogroups.com
> Sent: Mon, 15 Aug 2005 14:22:16 -0700 (PDT)
> Subject: Re: Re: [Cornfed] (unknown)
>
> Ladies,
>
> You can't keep fighting over me. Your going to make
> the other boys jealous. They know they can't compete
> with me. At least, fight over me in private.
>
> Thanks
>
> DAVE
> --- Lesley Tourek <maiganesh@...> wrote:
>
> > hilary, for god's sake woman, pull yourself
> > together. the girls on the team are the only ones
> > with any dignity and i think we should try to keep
> > it that way. besides, dave is mine so back off.
> > see ya'll soon.
> > -lesley
> > >
> > > From: IAGAIR@...
> > > Date: 2005/08/12 Fri PM 06:21:06 EDT
> > > To: Cornfed@yahoogroups.com
> > > Subject: Re: [Cornfed] (unknown)
> > >
> > > i like dave.
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: David wolf <the_wolfman50@...>
> > > To: cornfed@yahoogroups.com
> > > Sent: Wed, 10 Aug 2005 07:06:57 -0700 (PDT)
> > > Subject: [Cornfed] (unknown)
> > >
> > >
> > > Hey Kyle,
> > >
> > > when you play as well as hilary does, then i
> will
> > call
> > > you little lady.
> > >
> > > Yea thats right
> > >
> > > DAVE
> > >
> > >
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