IAN! That's awesome you're coming back!

But, I will have you know, I am nobody's leftovers. I am insulted that
you would refer to me in such a manner--as though Dave couldn't satisfy
all my ... urges. This frisbee woman will settle for nothing less than
the best ultimate players alive. Which, naturally, includes Dave Wolf.

And possibly Gary Coleman.

-Hilary
can't.wait.to.escape.the.sorority.house.

-----Original Message-----
From: Ian Hamilton <ianity02@...>
To: Cornfed@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Wed, 17 Aug 2005 08:43:28 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Re: [Cornfed] (unknown)

Ok now this is where I must step in. The back and forth was fine for
a while but now this has gone to far. Dave is the most desired male on
the team? Was I gone that long? Have you so quickly forgotten me? Well
I guess that its time for my return.
Yeah it's true. My plane ticket is purchased and a house is waiting.
Your favorite left-hander without a forehand is ready to make his
triumphant, or you may call it disappointing, return.
Although I will not be back in time for classes I will be there
shortly there after. So get ready cause I'm going to...um....damn...I
got nothing. See you then.

Ian "Biscuit" Hamilton


P.S:I cant lie. Dave....I can't compare. Can I just have your
left-overs? And don't call Kyle a left-over, I really hope you were
never that lonely.

IAGAIR@... wrote:
It's not just the other guys on the team that can't compete with you,
Dave--all other men on the planet are far inferior to you. Who can
match your manly physique? Your everlasting stamina? Your swarthy
complexion and breathtaking smile?
No one, I say. No one.

-Hilary (your hopelessly smitten swooner)

P.S. I don't know what Lesley's been smoking on, but she's obviously
suffering from delusions of grandeur.
P.P.S. That's the last thing I have to say on the matter.

-----Original Message-----
From: David wolf <the_wolfman50@...>
To: Cornfed@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Mon, 15 Aug 2005 14:22:16 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Re: Re: [Cornfed] (unknown)

Ladies,

You can't keep fighting over me. Your going to make
the other boys jealous. They know they can't compete
with me. At least, fight over me in private.

Thanks

DAVE
--- Lesley Tourek <maiganesh@...> wrote:

> hilary, for god's sake woman, pull yourself
> together. the girls on the team are the only ones
> with any dignity and i think we should try to keep
> it that way. besides, dave is mine so back off.
> see ya'll soon.
> -lesley
> >
> > From: IAGAIR@...
> > Date: 2005/08/12 Fri PM 06:21:06 EDT
> > To: Cornfed@yahoogroups.com
> > Subject: Re: [Cornfed] (unknown)
> >
> > i like dave.
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: David wolf <the_wolfman50@...>
> > To: cornfed@yahoogroups.com
> > Sent: Wed, 10 Aug 2005 07:06:57 -0700 (PDT)
> > Subject: [Cornfed] (unknown)
> >
> >
> > Hey Kyle,
> >
> > when you play as well as hilary does, then i will
> call
> > you little lady.
> >
> > Yea thats right
> >
> > DAVE
> >
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