I'm trying to develop a tagline for the Squirearchy. A tagline is a brief sentence that describes something about the Squirearchy. For instance, the Lakewood...
Croquet Commissioner
mmaldre@...
Oct 9, 2001 8:14 pm
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Here's one off the top of my head: Chicagoland Croquet Squirearchy of Gentlefolk "Squirrels are welcome"...
Erik, The Hammer
emaldre@...
Oct 9, 2001 11:52 pm
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i like it!!!...
Kristina Maldre
klmaldre@...
Oct 16, 2001 3:54 pm
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only five more days until Creepy Croquet only five more days until history is made only five more days until the double ball, double run bloodmatch between the...
The following is a summary of the Squirearchy's Creepy Croquet on 10/21/2001. The Chicago Croquet League welcomes any croquet club in the Chicagoland area to...
The few. The proud. The croquet players. Chicago Croquet Squirearchy of Gentlefolk shall honor the birthday of the Marine Corps on Saturday, November 10 by...
HERE YE HEAR YE ALL NEE! I, Erik the Hammer Maldre, have indeed challenged Matt, the something or other, Maldre to a match where the winner takes the...
Alright thou Hammer, you demand an extreme match? You parley and parley about this dunker style match. I recognize your promulgatory burps, I DO have to give...
Hear ye! Hear ye! A grand day in the Squirearchy history! It was just discovered that the Squirearchy has made it upon the Worldwide Dauphine Croquet Ranking...
We would like to remind you of this upcoming event. Slaughterfest 2001 Date: Thursday, November 22, 2001 Time: All Day main event: bloodmatch betwixt the...
ChicagoCroquet@yahoog...
Nov 21, 2001 6:02 am
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The following is a summary of the Squirearchy's Slaughterfest on 11/22/2001. The Chicago Croquet League welcomes any croquet club in the Chicagoland area to...
Since the Mauler is the official record-keeper, historian, and tabloidist (he tends to weigh heaviest in the tabloidist category) of the CCSG, the Hammer feals...
The Hot Potato The first Squirearchy tournament ever at Andrea's palace on Saturday, November 24 was also the first time the bloodmatch belt was in the ...
The bloodmatch championship belt is truly safe in the Mauler's hands, because none other than Mr. T protecting the belt! Yes it is true. Mr. T and the Mauler...
In one week the very first Christmas croquet in the history of the Squirearchy shall occur. Nobody has stepped up to the plate to challenge the current...
You know the Punisher held and lost the belt in a matter of ten minutes. And i have been thinking since that fateful November day whether or not I should ...
Punisher
take316@...
Dec 22, 2001 4:37 am
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On Sunday Janurary 13 2002 the Punisher set the croquet world on fire. With the announcement of the UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP BELT. Now the question is who will...
take316@...
Feb 18, 2002 9:33 pm
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On March 1, 2002, the first pre-season spring training game of miniature croquet was held at Tribune Media Services on the 14th floor of the Tribune Tower at...
Hear ye! Hear ye! Let the declaration of the day be heard throughout the land! HELL YEAH! Tom "the Predator" Saaristo and his trusty mallet "Morgan" ...
I enjoyed the mini-croquet report. Perhaps we can develop a division of the Squirearchy for mini-croquet. What I think would really be interesting is...
Anything is worth trying! i say we do it (the mini-croquet on our usual large backyard field) I imagine those games will last much longer, because it would...
In a match to determine the 1st ever Universal Champion the two Kreten battled in a game of Mini-Croquet on the dining room table. And the winner and the one...
Punisher (peter kreten)
take316@...
Mar 14, 2002 2:03 am
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Punishment 2002 Chicago Croquet Squirearchy of Gentlefolk March 24, 2002 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SUMMARY OF PUNISHMENT 2002 Five hungry contenders...
Easter Croquet Chicago Croquet Squirearchy of Gentlefolk March 31, 2002 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ EASTER CROQUET SUMMARY Matt "the Mauler" Maldre...
Press Release--The Chicago Croquet Club A NEW GAME IN TOWN--THIS JUNE 15. Chicago has a new game in town. In February, the Park District gave its official...
Oh my dear croquet loving companions, I am so delighted to become a member of this wondrous croquet club! My name is Robert Wahl and I have always loved ...
I hope everyone will be able to celebrate National Croquet Day on this Saturday, August 2. Any reports on what you have been doing with croquet is certainly...