Who was the winner of Summer Slam? Hard to say, Erik and the Mauler come very close. The Mauler played 7 games averaging 66.7 points. Erik played 5 games...
Matt
mmaldre@...
Sep 7, 2001 4:26 am
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The day was crisp, the grass freshly trimmed. Everything was ready and tidy to hold the festivities for Summer Slam 2001 on August 19, 2001. A new techological...
Matt
mmaldre@...
Sep 7, 2001 4:28 am
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Fallout 1 at Grandma's Battlefield shall occur on the day of September 8, in the fine year of our Lorde 2001. After the Mauler and Punisher split two games at...
Matt
mmaldre@...
Sep 7, 2001 4:29 am
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well you know that the punisher goes all over the world and everyone asks him one question? When will you finish the Mauler. well the punisher says this ...
take316@...
Sep 12, 2001 9:36 pm
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Fallout 1: Game 1 09/08/2001 When the players arrived at Grandma's Battlefield, there was much bewonderment as a BADMINTON set was established in the middle of...
Matt
mmaldre@...
Sep 15, 2001 1:55 am
34
Fallout 1: Game 2, "The Mosquito War" 09/08/2001 As the sun was setting, a second game of croquet was constented upon to play. A slightly different course was...
Matt
mmaldre@...
Sep 15, 2001 1:55 am
35
Within the past few days, the Squirearchy office was informed that there is a Squirearchy Bloodmatch Championship Belt in existence. The origins of this belt...
Matt the Mauler Maldre
mmaldre@...
Sep 25, 2001 2:38 am
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The date of Creepy Croquet has been changed from October 20, 2001 to October 21, 2001 to accomodate Erik Maldre and his Hammer. Game time to be determined upon...
Maldre, Matthew
mmaldre@...
Sep 26, 2001 5:44 pm
37
I think there is good reason there has never been a double-ball game or double-run game in the history of the Squirearchy. Nonetheless, let's just say the...
Maldre, Erik
emaldre@...
Sep 26, 2001 5:45 pm
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Erik the Hammer replies: I realize that I am not one of the "scheduled participants" of the first Squirearchy Bloodmatch. But let me repeat my statement: "The...
Erik the Hammer
emaldre@...
Sep 26, 2001 5:47 pm
39
Again, the Hammer eagerly anticipates the arrival of the first Squirearchy Bloodmatch Championship. O ... C F M D I R E C T technology manager of creative...
Erik the Hammer
emaldre@...
Sep 26, 2001 5:48 pm
40
Yes it is true that the Mauler will pick out the type of game it will be. But we will be facing off for the right to be the first ever BLOOD MATCH CHAMPIONSHIP...
Peter Punisher
take316@...
Sep 28, 2001 12:56 am
41
Creepy Croquet 2001 at Maldre Yard upon Sunday, October 21 shall go where no croqueteir has ventured before. The first owner of the recently procurated ...
Croquet Commissioner
mmaldre@...
Sep 28, 2001 12:58 am
42
the Punisher was in South America when he heared the news. the news was that the Mauler has once again been running his mouth and talking about how he is ...
Peter Punisher
take316@...
Oct 1, 2001 1:50 am
43
I'm trying to develop a tagline for the Squirearchy. A tagline is a brief sentence that describes something about the Squirearchy. For instance, the Lakewood...
Croquet Commissioner
mmaldre@...
Oct 9, 2001 8:14 pm
44
Here's one off the top of my head: Chicagoland Croquet Squirearchy of Gentlefolk "Squirrels are welcome"...
Erik, The Hammer
emaldre@...
Oct 9, 2001 11:52 pm
45
i like it!!!...
Kristina Maldre
klmaldre@...
Oct 16, 2001 3:54 pm
46
only five more days until Creepy Croquet only five more days until history is made only five more days until the double ball, double run bloodmatch between the...
The following is a summary of the Squirearchy's Creepy Croquet on 10/21/2001. The Chicago Croquet League welcomes any croquet club in the Chicagoland area to...
The few. The proud. The croquet players. Chicago Croquet Squirearchy of Gentlefolk shall honor the birthday of the Marine Corps on Saturday, November 10 by...
HERE YE HEAR YE ALL NEE! I, Erik the Hammer Maldre, have indeed challenged Matt, the something or other, Maldre to a match where the winner takes the...
Alright thou Hammer, you demand an extreme match? You parley and parley about this dunker style match. I recognize your promulgatory burps, I DO have to give...
Hear ye! Hear ye! A grand day in the Squirearchy history! It was just discovered that the Squirearchy has made it upon the Worldwide Dauphine Croquet Ranking...
We would like to remind you of this upcoming event. Slaughterfest 2001 Date: Thursday, November 22, 2001 Time: All Day main event: bloodmatch betwixt the...
ChicagoCroquet@yahoog...
Nov 21, 2001 6:02 am
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The following is a summary of the Squirearchy's Slaughterfest on 11/22/2001. The Chicago Croquet League welcomes any croquet club in the Chicagoland area to...
Since the Mauler is the official record-keeper, historian, and tabloidist (he tends to weigh heaviest in the tabloidist category) of the CCSG, the Hammer feals...
The Hot Potato The first Squirearchy tournament ever at Andrea's palace on Saturday, November 24 was also the first time the bloodmatch belt was in the ...
The bloodmatch championship belt is truly safe in the Mauler's hands, because none other than Mr. T protecting the belt! Yes it is true. Mr. T and the Mauler...
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