Oh my dear croquet loving companions,

I am so delighted to become a member of this wondrous
croquet club! My name is Robert Wahl and I have always loved
croquet to a great extent. I simply despise those who say that
croquet is a bore, they don't have the passion for it like us. They
don't understand how sexy croquet really is. I am an expert at
croquet of course and I would be more than willing to give
anyone some tips on playing croquet if they would like to ask.

Once again, thankyou for creating this wonderful croquet club.

Most feminine regards,

Robert Wahl