Since the Mauler is the official record-keeper, historian, and tabloidist
(he tends to weigh heaviest in the tabloidist category) of the CCSG, the
Hammer feals obligated to correct the historical records of the CCSG every
time the Mauler publishes a game report.

Game 1. Game weather was pleasant this Thanksgiving day: light jacket or
sweater weather. Punisher and Mauler entered the game court early to
practice. Hammer came a few minutes later and was ready to play without
taking a practice swing. Perhaps Mauler should have come to Kreten Kourt at
sunrise to practice because he was embarrassingly not ready to begin the
match. He misplaced his ball. What a true embarrassment for the CCSG. What
professional forgets where his ball is? Not a professional, but a buffoon.
Perhaps Mauler needs to go to KinderKroquet and learn the basics. He began
the match by doing some irregular move that some say cost him the game since
he was never able to recover from his abnormally slow start. Oh yea, the
2000 CCSG Champion, the Hammer won this match. I almost didn't mention it
because it should always be assumed that the Hammer wins the match.

Bloodmatch quick commentary.
The Mauler states in his records that "Not only does Hammer shake
his knickers whenever someone mentions double-ball, he poops his trousers as
well."
Yes, I confirm that I shake in my knickers whenever someone mentions
double-ball. However, I do not poop my trousers. I have always been on
record of saying that double dumb ball is not a true CCSG game type. I never
liked it and I never will. Yet, there is no mention by the Mauler on his
feelings about Bloodmatches that are played in the traditional CCSG game
type. The Mauler has never been able to defeat the Hammer in a traditional
game when the Bloodmatch belt is on the line. What's the matter Mauler? You
can't handle the pressure of a Bloodmatch game in traditional rules? I
believe the Mauler CAN'T handle the pressure. Here's why. We play
traditional games all the time. The Mauler will win a few games. The Hammer
will win a few games. The Godfather will win a few games and so on. However
when a bloodmatch game is played between the Hammer and Mauler, the Mauler
locks up more than Fort Knox. He can't do it! He has to play these silly
double dumb ball games that are NEVER played in the CCSG to win the belt.
Tell me when the last time an official CCSG game was played under double
dumb ball rules that wasn't a bloodmatch? You can't. It's never been done.
The Mauler practices for such games. No one else likes double dumb ball. No
one else says, "Let's play double dumb ball." Just the Mauler. Mauler why
are you afraid to play a bloodmatch game against the Hammer under
traditional rules? I know why. You can't win.