Alright thou Hammer, you demand an extreme match? You
parley and parley about this dunker style match. I recognize your
promulgatory burps, I DO have to give concordance with you.
Dunker style (foot on ball smashing) is indeed EXTREME.

However what I'm suggesting is an apprehension that will raise
this match to a higher level of EXTREME. Yes, MORE EXTREME.
Extreme beyond what the Squirearchy has EVER seen before.

Not ONLY will this be a dunker style match, but it shall also be a
. . . DOUBLE BALL MATCH! Oh yes indeed!

Once this match has reached it's finale, the bloodmatch belt will
remain around my waist. And the world shall witness the
EXTREME croquetedness greatness of the Mauler. Oh yes
indeed!