HERE YE HEAR YE ALL NEE!
I, Erik the Hammer Maldre, have indeed challenged Matt, the something or
other, Maldre to a match where the winner takes the Bloodmatch Championship
belt. This challenge was based on the basis that the match be played "Dunker
Style".

You got it! .... Dunker Style.

Never has a match been played in the Chicagoland Croquet Squirearchy of
Gentlefolk under the Dunker Style rules. This will the be the first.

What is Dunker Style? When it is one's turn and his/her ball hits another
player's ball, the he/she (that is, the person whose turn it is) may place
his/her foot on the his/her ball and strike it to send the other person's
ball into kingdom come or somewhere close to that. That is the only rule
that is ammended to the CCSG rulebook.

Why is it called "Dunker Style"? This style of play was a tradition in the
Dunker family when playing croquet before the CCSG was formed. Dunker style
was banned in the official CCSG rulebook since it is not accepted worldwide.
NOW, I am ready to revive this tradition and give the Mauler a royal
whoopin' in the process.

Are you ready Mauler? Are you ready to be whooped up and down and sideways
and all the ways in between in the steeped-in-tradition-Dunker style match?

You better get ready.

-erik the hammer maldre