I'm trying to develop a tagline for the Squirearchy.
A tagline is a brief sentence that describes something about the
Squirearchy.

For instance, the Lakewood Croquet Club's tagline is:
"Mallets Plus Morons Equals Mayhem"

Our tagline doesn't have to goofy. I would like goofy ones, but I
also welcome the simple ones. Here are some samples:

Simple:
"The premiere extreme croquet club in Chicago"

Funny:
"Chicago's wicket club" (a play on wicked)
"You've never seen croquet like this"
"Where croquet meets the WWF"
"Croquet on steroids"
"Experience the croquet high"

Please submit any ideas for taglines to this email group.
chicagocroquet@yahoogroups.com

Thank you