OOOHHHH YEEEEAHHHH,

I, Matt "The Mauler" Maldre am issuing a challenge to Peter
"Black Hen" Kreten for this Sunday at CROQUET SUMMER SLAM
in Maldre Yard.

BLACK HEN! I want you and your measly mallethead out on the
court so I can whoop yo' candy-a**!

Me and you----one one one in the Chicago Croquet League's
first ever lights out match! No rules, (uh, well, some rules we
gotta have some rules). No allliances. No title match. No lights!

I'll stomp on you so bad that you won't know what hit ya.

IT'S TRUE, IT'S DEFINITELY TRUE!

~The Mauler