I have a few corrections to be added to the record.

1)- The 505Hammer does not have a cheese grater at the end. It is a "wood
connector" used to ensure prevention of wood split.

2)- Although The Terminator has a 37 degree angle and The 505 Hammer has a
46 (not 45) degree angle, I would not constitute The Germinator to be
"sharper" than da Hammer. The Fluminator's angle does not slice the entire
height of the the mallet head. There is between one quarter inch and one
half inch of 90 degrees on the mallet of the Poo-pooinator. The Hammer
boasters a true angle that covers the entire height of the mallet.

3)- I never said, "Yeah, my mallet sucks hard-core". Never was that phrase
uttered from my mouth. Yes, I did have troubles on the first match in
beautiful Beverly Park. I had a shakey start, like I usually do in the first
match of competition days. But I felt a momentum charging after I completed
the third gate. It was that freeeeeaking sewer cap that halted all my
momentum.

The
505Hammer
will
make
its
return.

Oh
yes
it
will.

4)- And just for the record, I don't think Mike finished after me. He was
ahead of me when we stopped the game.