Best of the Best Beauty Pageant Boo Boos

 Host:     Saan ang dream vacation mo?

Girl Contestant :     Amangpulo.

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Host:     What was the very first gift that you gave to your girlfriend?

Male Contestant:     Uhmm... taptoy.

Host:     What taptoy?

Male Contestant:     Taptoy na teddy bird.

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Host:     What's your ideal age for marriage?

Girl:     Uhmm... I am not sure...

Host:     Hindi...  Kunwari ikaw, more or less...?

Girl:     Uhmm... more.

 

            (crowd booing...)

 

             Sige, Sige... Less, less....

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Host:     If you had a foreigner friend, where will  you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?

Girl Contestant:     Bocaue.

Host:     Bocaue...?  Why Bocaue?

Girl:     Because it's a magnificent place.

Host:     Which part of Bocaue?

Girl:     The Bocaue Rice Terraces.

 

 (Banawe kaya 'yon!)

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Host:     Who's your favorite author?

Contestant:     Danielle Steele.

Host:     Why Danielle Steele?

Contestant:     Because... because Danielle Steele, I like best. Thank you.

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Host:     How would you like me to address you?

Contestant:     My address is Project 8, Quezon  City.

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Host:     What is your best feature?

Contestant:     My graduation feature.

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Host:     So tell us, why did you join this contest?

Contestant:     Me? Join this contest? Why did I... That's all. Thank you!

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Host:     What do you want to be after you graduate?

Contestant:     I want to be a successful Medicine.

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Host:     Hindi ito boob... hindi ito tube...  Pero tinatawag itong boobtube.  Ano ito?

Contestant:     BRA!

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Host:     What would you like to say to foreigners?

Contestant:     Please come back.

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Host:     What is your typical day?

Contestant:     I think Saturday po!

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(Gay Contest)

 

Host:     Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant?

Gay Contestant:     I think and believe na bilang  isang bading...

 (pause)

 

                  ...Ano nga po ulit yung question?

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Host:     Which part of your body is your best  asset?

Contestant:     (believe it or not she answered) ...Si Melanie Marquez po!

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Host:     What is your favorite motto?

Contestant:     (after a long pause)  I don't have a motto eh.

 

 (so the crowd starts helping  her out.  the crowd started saying, "Time is

gold! Time is gold!")

Contestant:     I have na po.  Chinese gold!

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Host:     If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how

would you do it?

Contestant:     That's a very good question.  Keep it up.  (then the girl

turns and walks away.)

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Host:     Who is your favorite fictional character?

Girl:     JOSE RIZAL! (crowd starts laughing.)

Host:     Who is your favorite hero then?

Girl:     Hulk Hogan.

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Host:     If you were to become a superhero, what  would your power be?

Girl Contestant:     Uhmm... bumble bee!

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Host:     What is your edge over the other contestants?

Girl Contestant:     My edge is 23 years old.

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Host:     What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?

Girl:     Between 24 and 25!

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Host:     How do you see yourself 10 years from now?

Girl:     I'll be 28.

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Host:     Describe your special someone in three words.

Girl:     Kahit nga po 1 word, kaya ko.

Host:     Ok, sige...

Girl:     In one word... MY LIFE!

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Host:     If you were given any special power, what would it be?

Girl:     Power of Attorney!

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Host:     So you like reading, who's your favorite author?

Girl:     Uhmm, Shakespeare.

Host:     What works of Shakespeare?

Girl:     Hindi ko po alam eh.

Host:     But he's your favorite...?

Girl:     Eh... kasi patay na sya eh.

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Host:     What is  the biggest problem facing the youth today?

Girl:  Drugs.

Host:     Why?

Girl:     Mahal eh!

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Host:     Hey, I heard you almost didn't make it, how did you get here?  

Did you ride or did you walk?

Gay Contestant:     Of course, did you ride.  What do you think of me, did

you walk?

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(Little Miss Philippines)

Host:     Ano'ng gusto mo maging pag-laki mo?

Girl:     Maging lalaki po!