from "South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut"


What would Brian Boitano do..
if he was here right now?
He'd make a plan, and he'd follow through..
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics
Skating for the gold..
He did two Salchows and a Triple-Lutz
While wearing a blindfold..
When Brian Boitano was in the Alps
Fighting Grizzly Bears..
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair..

So what would Brian Boitano do..
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two..
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

All I wants this V-Chip out of me, it has censored my vocabulary..
And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone..
For Wendy I'll be an activist too, cos that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
What would Brian Boitano do?
He'd call all the kids in town
And tell them to unite for truth..
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010..
He fought the Evil Robot King
and saved the Human Race again
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids
He beat up Kublah Khan..
Cos Brian Boitano doesn't take shit
from a-ny-bo-dy!

Lets get all the kids together..
And unite to stop our moms!
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too..
Cos that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too..
Cos that's what Brian Boitano'd do...

That's what Brian Boitano'd do!