Okay, this otta be good for some mirth.

I just got hold of one of those Schwinn Aluminum Comp bikes. I love to ride
it, it handles better than I can walk (not saying much, these days). I
gotta question: What direction are those strange horns supposed to be
pointing on the ends of the handlebars? I looked in all kinds of places for
a picture, and couldn't find an example. What are they for? I ride on the
street, and this is something new to me.

:8^\ The Mad Poet, Lloyd