...but it works out far better for our local hash for us to turn 1. This isn't
so much an invite (to you other hashers, who should go to dfwh3's 30th) as an
announcement that "yay, we turned 1 since the re-founding!" There'll be a
Saturday evening hash (around 6 PM HST) here, in solidarity with the DFWH3's
30th.
on on!
Anal Fission
--
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
The Steve-O knows...
So cute, those li'l Hellions, when they turn one! Or, in our case, so
rowdy...we turn one on our next hash (not tomorrow's, the next hash!), the 27th
of September! Not sure what we're doing yet, but I figured we'd throw a good
hash for the 1st analversary. Anyone passin' through is welcum to stop on in!
on on,
Anal Fission
-- Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
The Steve-O knows...
Start location will be the Times Square Bowling alley located at 400 S Grand Parkway 1/4 mile south of I-10 on the west side. Start time will be 4PM with Hare away at 4:15 PM. Trail will be semi shiggy with little concrete, tall tress with shade, long beer check and lasting about 45 minutes for walkers. A sports bar venue has been secured for the On oN On for all the rabid football fans out there.
Remeber to bring extra cash for the Kegerator raffle! Tickets are $10.00 for a chance to when a 15 Cu. Ft. Kegerator with a single tap and room for cases of more beer and storage for glassware.
This Saturday we will be Hashing, start time 4PM near Hwy 99 / I-10 area. Trail will be a short trail with long beer checks. A sports bar will be the On On On for all football fans! So plan your Saturday accordingly.
Looking for volunteers for the upcumming Skeeter year. A camp out Needz to be planned along with a Cheap Lay trip to the Clute Mosquito Festival next year.
Recruitment drive incentive! For the next 3 months bring out a new boot to the runs. The Hasher with the most Virgins / New Boots will garner a KEG of their favorite beer for Christmas. The recruitment drive starts this Saturday.
HARE Raising..... looking for Hares for the upcumming runs. If you need help in laying trail help will be available. Hares only need to lay trail and provide
hash food at the end.
Hashline updating... Loooking for a sexy voice to update the Skeeter hotline. Anyone interested contact Donut Holer.
Kegerator Raffle! Have you been looking for a kegerator? Will here is your chance to get one. A 15 Cubic Foot kegerator that will hold a FULL 1/2 barrel keg with everything but a CO2 canister will be raffled off. It has a single tap, room for your favorite 12 packs, wine bottles, glasses and what ever else you can think of. Raffle tickets will be $10.00. Where else are you going to be able to get a kegerator for $10.00? Tickets go one sale at the runs starting this Saturday. The winner will be picked from a random drawing by one of our lovely Harriettes in November.
Here is a SUPER cheap rego for sale:
Unfortunately, I can't afford time off or travel to make it back for
Invihash this year. :( If anyone would like to buy my rego, it is for
sale at the original price I paid of $100! A great deal for a rockin'
time! I have great memories (Chucky doing wild turkey down downs and
singing karaoke in 2002, me and friends doing a skit in lingerie
singing about penisesin 2004, and taking off my pants to dance because
it was just too hotin 2006!) and maybe you can make some too! Contact
me offline via email (javah78@...) or by phone (303-910-1585).
Tell me all about how great it was and how much I missed!
On-on,
The Shaft
Rego # Hash Name Home Hash
1 Hand Job Pikes Peak H4
2 Erection Master Pikes Peak H4
3 Shit Happens Happy Heritics
4 Shit Happens Next Wife Happy Heritics
5 Blacks On Blondes (BOB) Jax Beach FL
6 keepsITup Pikes Peak
7 Damn Little Pikes Peak
8 Nuts In The Way Denver
9 Dr. Doo-Doo SOB H17
10 Wee Little Bit Atlanta HHH
11 Short Dick @ Law Denver H3
12 Rosebud Denver H3
13 GreenPiece Denver H3
14 Father Syphilis Austin H3
15 Oops Atlanta Black Sheep
16 Deposit Slit Atlanta Black Sheep
17 Grit in Her Slit P2H4
18 Midnight Stroker PPHH
19 The Shaft Pikes Peak
20 Kitty Fucker P2H4
21 Slobber Bobber Albuquerque
22 Glitoris Pikes Peak P2H4
23 Unfuckable P2 H4
24 Heavin' Semen Austin H3
25 Beaver Cleaver Austin
26 Butt Chug Pikes Peak H3
27 Pyro Denver H3
28 Spitz.cum DenverH3
29 Dairy Godmother P2H4
30 Flying Burito Mt. Vernon HHH
31 Weasel in the Hole Pikes Peak HHH
32 Granny Boulders Mt. Vernon HHH
33 Raggedy Anus Denver H3
34 XI Year Bitch Denver H3
35 Chucky Cheeks P2 H4
36 Allnighter P2 H4
37 Bone Blower Pikes Peak H3
38 BILDO BAGGINS FORT WORTH
39 Pi Whole Big Hump H3
40 Quality Asshole Pikes Peak H4
41 Full Service Pikes Peak H4
42 Roll Model Houston H3
43 Pound Puppy Houston H3
44 Two Lips Denver
45 Ultrawimp Denver
46 Tits Ahoy Long Beach H3
47 Ewe Fucker DFWH3
48 Little Head Denver H3
49 Pays for Bus(c)h Fort Collins
50 Pylon Fort Collins
51 Krabs'R Us Fort Collins
52 Fire in the Hole P2 H4
53 Big Gulp Dallas H3
54 Sizzlean Colorado Springs H3
55 Long Hard One Colorado Kimchi
56 Slip it in her DFWH3
57 Wet Spot Brenham H3
58 Up The Ass Oklahoma City Wild Wild West H3
59 Lost Her Pussy Oklahoma City Wild Wild West H3
60 Pork Me Now Dallas H3
61 Hog Straddler Dallas H3
62 Knees Up Denver H3
63 Triple Tongue Denver H3
64 Knee Deep in Brown Stuff Denver H3
65 Salt Lick Titties White House H3
66 I Do Do Do Do Do Do Boulder
67 Stupid Piece of Shit Boulder
68 Lowlife Denver H3
69 Free Bus(c)h Fort Collins
70 8 Yellow Snow Bandito H3
71 Blow Up Doll Bandito H3
72 Pig Pimp Boulder Flatlanders
73 Meat Gazer PPHH
74 No Girth Pikes Peak H4
75 Bumper Humper Denver H3
76 Pump Me Harder Denver H3
77 Yeast Infection
78 brownie Colorado Kimchi H3
79 CPA Albuquerque H3
80 Gangbanger Randsburg H3
81 Pooper Scooper Minneapolis H3
82 Rin Tin Tits Boulder H3
83 ate something shocking tornad alley, wichita,ks
84 Ganjaman Ventura H3
85 Follow the Bleeder White House H3
86 Bella Cuci P2H4
87 Tonka Butt Pikes Peak H4
88 Beaver Breath Fort Worth H3
89 RooDog Newcastle Full Moon
90 Eat A Blooby Bitch Sin City H3
91 No Dick Pikes Peak
92 Whoreo Austin H3
93 Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown Austin H3
94 Service My Tool Wheelhopper H3
95 Primer Atlanta H4
96 Speedbump Denver H3
98 Fluffer SCH4
99 Public Enema Atlanta H4
100 Unalicker
101 WestWank Denver
102 Spermes Boulder Flatlanders
103 Clit Eats Wood
104 Nacheaux Ass Dallas H3
105 Bad Ditch White House H3
106 Chinwacker Denver H3
107 Tampon Drizzle Minneapolis H3
108 SKA 1
109 SKA2
110 ESPN CKH3
111 Donnie the Retard CKH3
112 Nuthin' But Net Colorado Kimchi H3
113 Horny Hooker DFW H3
114 Crack Climber Somewhere in Colorado. I like the DIM hash
115 Butt Sucker Denver H3
116 Happy Sock CO Kimchi H3
117 Nappy Headed WHORE Pikes Peak
118 SOOEY DALLAS
119 Wong Wey P2H4
120 Batguano Man San Antonio Hash House Harriers
121 Dick the Boy Wonder Texas Crab Hash
122 Cum Scout Denver H3
123 Rear Ejection Boulder H3
124 Roach Motel Boulder H3
125 Up On Blocks Pikes Peak H4
126 Latecomer Pikes Peak H4
127 S.T.D. (Seriously Too Desperate) Boulder Flatlanders
128 $100 Fuck colorado kimchi
129 Depends Heartland H3
130 Slug Sucker AKA NIPS Pikes Peak
131 Not So Silent Bob CKH3/CTrH3
132 SPERM CRAWLER FORT COLLINS H3
133 FASTEST SWIMMER FORT COLLINS H3
134 LAY ME OVER FORT COLLINS H3
135 Glow in the Dark Semen Albquerque H3
Are you coming to the Colorado invihash, fag?
Let's throw up allover Brownie's room!
You know you want to!
I found a rego for sale for you; check hashspace.
-Nuthin' But Net
PS: You're still gay.
I cannot remember if I had posted my links to the Tex-Mex 2008 event
or not. I'm going to be deleting the albums soon to same space online,
so checkout / download whatever you want soon before it goes away.
Butt Darts & Hose Handler - e-mail me your mailing address so I can
send you a DVD of the pics I took of the weekend.
http://picasaweb.google.com/mblitch/TexMex2008Album1http://picasaweb.google.com/mblitch/TexMex2008Album2
Tie Me Down Dick (Tampa Bay H3)
Here are the Dickrections for the next running of the MOsquito hash!
The next running of the Mosquito H3 will be Saturday, July 5, 2008 at 5:00 PM. We will hashing in Katy, Texas. Start will be the Super Mercado Market located on Barker Cypress and Groeschke road near the West Houston Airport about 1 1/2 miles north of I-10. Expect shiggy! Your hare will be Donut Holer!
Those of you that want to do a cyco hash go to it then cum out to the Mosquito! The satrt time is not until 5PM! It will be a moderate (3 Mile) run with decent weather and plenty of beer.
Here is the lowdown on the Wooden mug ordering.......
Paypal links are up on the website. There are 2 links for the your choice of 1 logo & name or 2 logos & 2 names. The price already includes shipping costs.
If you send me your physical mailing address I will have the company ship your mug to you directly instead of to me. I figure since they are charging shipping per mug they can send them to each one of us.
When you email me your order information include the following:
Your name (Spell your hash name EXACTLY how you want it on the mug), Kennel, Which logo (Send picture in case I do not have already), Contact info (Email or Phone # in case of problem / updates on order), Mailing address for shipping mug to.
The company said to expect 8 to 10 weeks to recieve order. That means if I send out by July 4th we can expect to recieve them sometime in September. Order close out will be June 30th. I will send out a final list on July 1st with the intent to send order out by July 4th.
If you want to send Money order (No Checks) instead of paypal here is my address:
If you are interested just send me an email at this time so I have an idea of how many to order. The more there are the less the price. You can have either 1 logo & 1 name or 2 logos and 2 names on your mug. Just send me a picture of your logo and what name under which logo. I have numerous logos from last years order for TXIH 2007 so I may already have your logo. Also if you want one for last years TXIH that logo can be done also.
If anyone in Houston H3 has this years TXIH logo in a jpeg or vector format that logo can also be done.
I am currently hashing in Virginia on Uncle Sams dime so getting emails is no problem. If you have questions just email or call me.
So we are one month away and currently have 105 hashers registered for the 1000th celebration! ! That is a SUPER sweet turnout so far and I'm getting VERY excited as we have a diverse crowd cumming from all over the place! Check here to see who's cumming so far:
If you haven't done so already, you need to register by MAY 17, 2008 to guarantee you'll get gimmees. That's this cumming Saturday ya wanks! There is a PayPal option available so you can pay online... :)
If you register after May 17, there is no guarantee that you will receive the gimmees. Two of the three gimmees we have planned have already been ordered so it's first cum, first served on those after this weekend... And I'll be submitting the final shirt quantity around May 29...
PLEASE NOTE !! If you are planning to stay at the Hash hotel (which I highly recommend) you need to book your room ASAP to guarantee the discounted rate! Make sure to mention that you are with the Hash House Harriers and are to get the discounted rate of $59.00 per night. Also mention that you are to be booked into the "annexed" building (we have it all to ourselves so we can stay up late and get crazy w/o bothering any other guests they might have)
PLEASE ALSO NOTE!!! We are still capping this event at 200 people.
We really want you to join us for what is sure to be a damn good time, so if you haven't done so already, go to http://www.hashingtucson.com/ for the registration form and details. Oh yeah, and the price goes up to $89.69 after June 1st. Check out the special "reservation" deal on the website.
Hugs! -Zammy OBO the 1000th Planning Committee
P.S. Don’t forget to line up your Western gear for Friday’s Pub Crawl! Yee-haw!!
If anyone has seen our wayawrd flag would you tell it to cum home in time for our analversary run. It would be very appreciated and appropriate down downs will be made.
On on
Donut Holer
Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now.
Believe it or not Hashers Donut Holer has successfully transferred the website info from Frontpage to Dreamweaver, updated the Mosquito website (Somewhat at least the run info dates are good) and all without screwing it up! Can you say "WANKER"!!!
As I learn more and get more comfortable with Dreamweaver the site will once again stay updated on a more regular schedule.
Stay tune for more updates including SAH3, HCH3 and H4 camp outs / events being listed.
We've decided to extend the early registration price for the 1000th Hash. The early registration price is $69.69 but will go up to 89.69 on April 7th. You can pay a mere $35.69 to hold your rate now and pay the rest later. We've currently got 54 people registered. See who here This is a weekend not to miss!!
The weekend goes something like this:
Friday, June 13th – participate in a wild-west themed poker run/pub crawl. Dress in your best western themed wear and run and drink thru a series of Tucson’s finest drinking establishments where you’ll pick up your poker hands. Best hand at the finish wins a fabulous prize!
Saturday, June 14th – start your day with a continental breakfast and then off to your choice of an Ultra, Eagle, or Turkey run. After the hash, there will be some fun hash Olympics to participate in. If you’re feeling a little slow you can lounge by the pool at the hash hotel or participate in a rousing game of beer pong. Later that evening there will be a dinner followed by the evening entertainment which will include skits (let us know if you'd like to perform), comedy routines, music and dancing.
Sunday, June 15th – roll out of bed and join us for continental breakfast and a pajama hash – that’s right – no need to worry about what to wear for this one!
hi sorry but i've moved to Korea so won't be able to make it to any of your hashes. Please remove me from all your email lists.
Thanks. on on!
harlot777@... wrote:
Hey Wanks,
The registration price goes up after 3/31 so you may want to get your registration money in now. pay early to avoid paying more later. The weekend looks like this:
Friday, June 13th – participate in
a wild-west themed poker run/pub crawl. Dress in your best western themed wear and run and drink thru a series of Tucson’s finest drinking establishments where you’ll pick up your poker hands. Best hand at the finish wins a fabulous prize!
Saturday, June 14th – start your day with a continental breakfast and then off to your choice of an Ultra, Eagle, or Turkey run. After the hash, there will be some fun hash Olympics to participate in. If you’re feeling a little slow you can lounge by the pool at the hash hotel or participate in a rousing game of beer pong. Later that evening there will be a dinner followed by the evening entertainment which will include skits (let us know if you'd like to perform), comedy routines, music and dancing.
Sunday, June 15th – roll out of bed and join us for continental breakfast and a pajama hash – that’s right – no need to worry about what to wear for this
one!
The registration price goes up after 3/31 so you may want to get your registration money in now. pay early to avoid paying more later. The weekend looks like this:
Friday, June 13th – participate in a wild-west themed poker run/pub crawl. Dress in your best western themed wear and run and drink thru a series of Tucson’s finest drinking establishments where you’ll pick up your poker hands. Best hand at the finish wins a fabulous prize!
Saturday, June 14th – start your day with a continental breakfast and then off to your choice of an Ultra, Eagle, or Turkey run. After the hash, there will be some fun hash Olympics to participate in. If you’re feeling a little slow you can lounge by the pool at the hash hotel or participate in a rousing game of beer pong. Later that evening there will be a dinner followed by the evening entertainment which will include skits (let us know if you'd like to perform), comedy routines, music and dancing.
Sunday, June 15th – roll out of bed and join us for continental breakfast and a pajama hash – that’s right – no need to worry about what to wear for this one!
Here are my pics from the Tex-Mex (and surrounding activities) this
year. Life's been crazy, so I've been slacking on my picture posting
responsibilities. Thanks to the hard work from Hose Handler, Butt
Darts, and others. I know these things take a lot of effort, but it is
very much appreciated.
HH and BT, privately email me your snail mail address and I'll try to
send out a CD of the pics to you before I leave for Interhash 2008
this Friday; otherwise I'll send them when I get back. The pics may be
late, but at least you can now fill in the gaps in your memory.
http://picasaweb.google.com/mblitch/TexMex2008Album1http://picasaweb.google.com/mblitch/TexMex2008Album2
Tie Me Down Dick (the guy usually with the camera)
Tampa Bay H3
The registration price for the 8th Annual Green Dress Run in St. Louis
will go up to $69.69 this Sunday, March 2nd.
Be sure to get registered (and paid) before the increase. Also, we
need to have your registration by March 10 in order to be guaranteed an
event shirt.
Right now, $60.00 buys you a weekend of drinking, parades, hashing,
socials, hospitality room beer, late night debauchery, stripper poles,
giveaways and more.
This year the hotel, the Friday night social and the Saturday On-After
will all be downtown very near the 8th Street MetroLink stop. Very
convenient for flyers or Megabus riders.
Registration and information is at http://www.big-hump.com/content.php?
Green+Dress+2008
Also, please be sure to let us know if you are planning to do a skit.
On On to Green Dress Run,
PMS
The 2008 Big Hump H3 Annual St. Patty's Green Dress Run on-line
registration is up and running!
Our 8th annual GDR will be held the weekend of March 14th - 16th.
$60.00 buys you a weekend of drinking, parades, hashing, socials,
hospitality room beer, late night debauchery, giveaways and more.
This year the hotel, the Friday night social and the Saturday On-
After will all be downtown very near the 8th Street MetroLink stop
(convenient for flyers or Megabus riders)
Friday March 14th:
Hashpitality Room open - Kegs tapped 4 pm
Social - Mo Bar & Grill - pizza and beer provided
After - Hashpitality party back at the hotel
Saturday March 15th:
Those that wish to watch the Downtown parade will meet, nab a couple
of coolers and walk down to the parade
For those that wish to run in the 5 Mile run St. Pat's Parade Run, we
have about 25 free regos first come first serve
Meet at 2:00 at the Hash Hotel with your Green Dress on on
Pack away at 2:30
On-After 6 to 11 pm~ Includes food, beer, games, skits, music,
karaoke, debauchery and more
On-After-After - The Hashpitality room
Sunday March 16th
Hangover Hash near the hotel
Details as they unfold and registration are on the web at
http://www.big-hump.com/content.php?Green+Dress+2008
On to Green Dress Run On
PMS
The Hash de Tucson is a 3 day event held in Tucson, Arizona every spring and fall. The weekend festivities start with a pay as you go hared pub crawl on Friday night, 4 hashes (with 4 full circles) followed by a dinner party on Saturday, and a hangover hash on Sunday morning. The registration form is for the Saturday events only.
Check the website at www.hashingtucson.com for detailed information on all the weekend events.
Saturday 3/29/08 Start: Freedom Park – 5000 E. 29th Street Times: 10am, 12pm, 2pm, 4pm - The first hash starts at 10am sharp (no, really).
Each hash will begin where the preceding hash ended. Be at the start (Freedom Park) ½ hour prior to hash start to catch shuttle). Expect a full day of hashing, down-downs, fun, and frivolity.
Early bird package prepay (by 3/15/08) $35 Saturday package (includes all 4 Saturday hashes, really cool gimmee, dinner & party)
Early bird ala carte pricing – before 3/15: Hashes: $5 each Really cool gimmee: $10 Dinner and party: $10
After 3/15 $45 Saturday package
Day of Event and ala carte prices after 3/15: Hashes $6 each (please indicate which ones you plan on participating in) Dinner and party $15 (subject to availability – you should really prepay to reserve a spot!) Really cool gimmee (subject to availability) $12
Just wanted to thank you guys for your hospitality..enjoyed myself con
mucho gusto...lol
ill give you heads up next time im in el paso for the weekend
eatapus
How funny–to be flippin thru pictures and to see a Carolina Trasher ( I think it was Not So Silent Bob??? Recognized TRASH from the mechanic shirt) … I’m very disappointed I couldn’t make it to Tex Mex, but thanks for sharing the awesome pix! Being from Las Cruces, it’s great to see the hashers having a blast down in the southwest! See you guys next year!! J Blow, Carolina Trash H3!!
Hi BJ Hashers - it's I is EZ from Kansas City. Below is the link to the
photos we took at Tex Mex (sorry they stop abruptly after Sat. night -
we were both struck down with the damn tuberculosis after that).
Tex Mex was a blast - please share with the El Paso hash as well.
http://www.kcdrinker.com/KCH3/?cat=3
(click the first photo to see the rest)
First my apologies to anyone who did not want this. Second this is a very important poll so please participate if you wish to attend.
Once again I have been approached to put on this event. It requires a lot of coordination with NON HASH organizations and people. I know Hashers are a disorganized group ( I am one of the biggest) but this requires a lot of effort to put together with non hash groups.
So if you are SERIOUSLY wanting to attend this years event please go to Mosquito Yahoo group to answer this poll. If you are unable to access the group, email me personally with your choice. No maybes or possibilities can be allowed due to the planning process.
The results will dictate the planning.
The poll closes Feb. 30, 2008 and I will make a final annoucement by March 10, 2008.
The jHavelina Hash House Harriers will be celebrating the 1000th hash with a weekend extravaganza. Check out all the info at http://hashingtucson.com/1000Hash.htm
call me and i will explain everything.915-329-1870.
See ya soon.
--- In BJHash@yahoogroups.com, "J Likes To Blow" <tigerangeljinx@...>
wrote:
>
> Hello fellow wankers!
>
> Hope everyone is having a great holiday so far. Mine is about to get
> better...I get to go home for Christmas! Which means I'll be in your
> area from the 23rd until Jan 2nd. Just wanted to know what you all had
> planned as far as hashes, etc... I'd love to cum hang out!!
>
> Ho Ho HO!!
>
> J Likes To Blow
> Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
>