May 15th weekend

I didn't see a date.

...and want to host CoTex (protecting Colorado from Texas!) this year on May
15th.  It's time to revive CoTex!  There are many ranches in Texas named the
Yellow Rose Ranch, but the one we're looking at is several thousand acres and
just south of Odessa.  Mark your calendars, we'll find a ranch to hold it on
here somewhere and apparently the owner (letting us use it for the price of
being able to join us for the weekend and party) is best friends with one of the
local beer distributors.  More details in the works this is kind of a "save the
date" email.  This will put it after classes end and about 5 weeks after TXIH.

on on,
Anal Fission and the rest of the Hellions.


  --Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?


The Steve-O knows...

that would be teachers house...lol


boy do i need a spellchecker..lol

can anybody reach  teacher today?

i misplaced my cell phone and the last place i remember using it was
at teachers hose on saturday night

im at the hilton garden inn  mesa and university  351 2121 room
324...have him or someone call me...if it was found..thanx


pus

Well Hashers it is finally here! The time for Donut to F*#K Off for other wordly parts. The website has been up dated with Dickrections. The hotline shortly. EZ Fag and Donut will be the hares. Cum prepared for a semi shiggy run with plenty of beer checks and a trail for all hashers to enjoy. The hares have not scouted trail yet keeping form with Donut's habit of scouting just before the live run starts.

A keg of beer will be available along with snacks and crash space for out of towners or heavy partyer's.

The start will be located at a small boat ramp parking lot in Missouri City, Texas. Go to the website for the google map / dickrections. www.Mosquitoh3.com

If you need extra help contact Donut Holer @ 713-410-5519.

 

Also as an added incentive for some of you, the MUGS ARE IN! I have several C2H3, SAH3, Galveston H3 and DFWH3 hash mugs! Cum to the run and claim your mug! or have someone else claim it if you can't attend.

 

Hey Butter Bling cum on up with the rest of the crew!

 

Looking forward to seeing everyone at the run.

 

On On

Donut Holer

 

Terri

U.S. Income Taxation Explained with Beer

In a nutshell, it offers a very simple and somewhat humorous analogy
of how the U.S. income tax system works by comparing it to the
responses of ten beer-drinking men.
Since our Presidential electionis less than 1 day away I thought it
might be appropriate to consider income tax policy from a
non-partisan, "middle class" perspective. You might even learn
something about tax cuts and taxing the rich and all those other
political buzzwords.Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer
and the bill for all ten comes to $100.

If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go
something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay
nothing.The fifth would pay $1.The sixth would pay $3.The seventh
would pay $7.The eighth would pay $12.The ninth would pay $18.The
tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.So, that's what they decided to
do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy
with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve.

"Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going
to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20."Drinks for the ten now
cost just $80. The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we
pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still
drink for free. But what about the other six men? The real paying
customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone
would get his `fair share?' They realized that $20 divided by six is
$3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the
fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his
beer.

So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce
each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work
out the amounts each should pay. And so: The fifth man, like the
first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).The sixth now paid $2
instead of $3 (33%savings) .The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%
savings).The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).The
ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).The tenth now paid
$49 instead of $59 (16% savings). Each of the six was better off than
before. And the first four continued to drink for free.
But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their
savings. "I only got a dollar out of the $20,"declared the sixth man.
He pointed to the tenth man," but he got $10!" "Yeah, that's right,"
exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar, too. It's unfair that
he got ten times more than I!" "That's true!!" shouted the seventh
man. "Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get
all the breaks!" "Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison.
"We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!" The
nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine
sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the
bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough
money between all of them for even half of the bill! And that, boys
and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system
works.

The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax
reduction. (Numerically) Tax them too much, attack them for being
wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might
start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

hey! just want to make sure im not retarded, the site says "Wednesdays
hash" With a date of 10/25.  Where is todays hash? Please help!!!!!!
Urusai Manko


--- In BJHash@yahoogroups.com, "nope" <beteme@...> wrote:
>
> I need an address please... :)
> SCAB
>

I need an address please... :)
SCAB

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will
have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you
will have received a $214.00

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that
the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found
that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That
means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be an American.(And even more 'green' to be a
hasher!) lol

Hope to see you guys tomorrow...

SCAB

...but it works out far better for our local hash for us to turn 1.  This isn't
so much an invite (to you other hashers, who should go to dfwh3's 30th) as an
announcement that "yay, we turned 1 since the re-founding!"  There'll be a
Saturday evening hash (around 6 PM HST) here, in solidarity with the DFWH3's
30th.

on on!
Anal Fission
--

  Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?


The Steve-O knows...

So cute, those li'l Hellions, when they turn one!  Or, in our case, so
rowdy...we turn one on our next hash (not tomorrow's, the next hash!), the 27th
of September!  Not sure what we're doing yet, but I figured we'd throw a good
hash for the 1st analversary.  Anyone passin' through is welcum to stop on in!

on on,
Anal Fission
-- Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?


The Steve-O knows...