change in time to 5pm as the weather has been very hot.  5pm will
still give us enough time to find a spot and buy fireworks.  ON!ON!

Saturday's start point has changed to transmountain and kenworthy.  At
the teen tennis camp.  Call me if you have any questions 329-1870.  ON!
ON!

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Wednesday's hash is moved to tuesday due to event that BJ hash is
attending.  Website and hashline updated.  ON!ON!

IGNORE THE NEXT REMINDER......  This Tuesday's hash is at the old
glory memorial Near Kenworthy and Diana.  Parking at Community
Colllege is available, and will meet azt the base of the flag.  ON!ON!

Comments:  Again El Paso hash picked the same start pioint for a
night run.  I had already changed it on the website, but not on this
hareline so i cannot fault them, but i wanted to let yoiu know we
had changed it.  Our hareline is updated well beyond a few months,
so if this continues to be a problem, i'll bring it to their
attention.  But for now, here is the harline till the saturday after
4th of July. The website however is updated till October 15th.   ON!
ON!




6/14/05 Tue Run# 73 Flag Day Hash 7:00 PM Pick Up Hash
	 Old Glory memorial, Diana and Kenworthy
6/18/05 Sat Run# 74 Regular Sat Hash 6:00 PM Butt
Darts and Boobalicous Home Depot on Rojas Near Lee Trevino
6/21/05 Tue Run# 75 Summer Equinox Mid Summer's Night
Cream 7:00 PM Pick Up Hash Montana and Copia in Big 8 Parking
Lot
6/22/05 Wed Run# 76 Full Moon Hash 7:00 PM Dancing with
Crabs El Paso Community College - Hawkins and Taxco
6/25/05 Sat Run# 77 Regular Sat Hash 6:00 PM Twin
Cheeks Eastwood High School on Mcrae and Montwood
6/28/05 Tue Run# 78 Regular Tue Night Hash 7:00 PM Pick
Up Hash Montana and Copia in Big 8 Parking Lot
7/2/05 Sat Run# 79 Regular Sat Hash 6:00 PM Girl
Gone Wild and Bobbalicious Montwood High School near Firehouse
and Montwood
7/4/05 Mon Run# 80 Independence Day Hash 4:00 PM
	 Buttdarts and Boobalicious Rojas and Eastlake -
Cookout, BYOB and Food - Grill available
7/5/05 Tue Run# 81 Regular Tue Night Hash 7:00 PM Pick
Up Hash Montana and Copia in Big 8 Parking Lot
7/9/05 Sat Run# 82 Regular Sat Hash - Wings and Strings
Event 6:00 PM Butt or Finger and Butt Darts Cielo Vista Mall -
Hooter's Parking lot

5/31/05
Tue
Run#
68
Regular Tue Night Hash
7:00 PM
Pick Up Hash
Montana and Copia in Big 8 Parking Lot
6/4/05
Sat
Run#
70
Regular Sat Hash
6:00 PM
Fuck Her! I did….& Butt Darts
Chili's Parking Lot near Mesa and I-10 
6/7/05
Tue
Run#
71
Regular Tue Night Hash
7:00 PM
Dick Adjuster
Montana and Copia in Big 8 Parking Lot

Just reminding everyone of our hashes this weekend with the baghdad
hashers.  ON!ON!

Thursday friday, and Saturday.

Just a reminder of the Baghdad Hashers reunifying with the Beaumont
soldiers they met in Iraq.  All are welcomed to the weekends events.
Hashes on thursday and Friday, $3, Saturday's pubcrawl will be $5.
Come dressed to impress.  ON!ON!

5/5/05 Th Run# 59 Cinco De Mayo Hash  7:00 PM Mystery Hares Viscount
and     I-10, Andale Restaurant - Dress in Red, White, and Green

5/6/05 Fri Run# 60 Nerd Moon Hash 7:00 PM Mystery Hares Trawood and
Mosswood, Park near B-Ball Courts.  Dress as Geeks/Nerds for this
trail.

5/7/05 Sat Run# 61 Baghdad / WBAMC -  Dishdasha Pub Crawl ***change***
6:00 PM
  Mystery Hares Bagdad and Arabian Nights.  Parking on the streets or
VFW??? Dress in Dishdasha provided by Mystery Hares.  RSVP so we know
who will need to borrow

ok, trail starting saturday will be at 5pm form now until June when it
moves to 6pm.  For saturday's trail, bring all your friends and lets
have a big party.  Make sure you bring flashlights because we do not
have any lights at point B.  ON!ON!

Its a little long, so make sure yuou read all of it  ON!ON!
Hash Thrash for Hash #54
Semi-Often Newsletter
If you missed the Hash last week, here is a recap of the night's
event's.
Written by everyone who was there....... typed by Butt Darts and its
long, but worth it.

If you missed it, too bad.  The trail started off like any trail,
late as usual.  Butt, this time was for a different reason, everyone
was tempted to attend the Weenie Roast that was going on in Anthony
that afternoon.  It was so big, you could see it from miles around.
We would also like to point out that one of the hares (Butt or
Finger) went to the wrong point A as she did not know the difference
between east and west sides of El Paso.  The only reason she found
us was because she was looking for the weenie roast. Hell, it even
brought Pinchi Gomez out from Las Cruces.  Hell, Itty Bitty was even
going to make it, but she decided to just meet us at Graham's in Las
Cruces later.  However, she did ask Sick on My Dick to bring her a
weenie.  The trail was short and sweet, and the down-down long as
always.  I would like to commend Works the Meat on her trails, they
are becoming something to marvel at, as they are getting better all
of the time.  I personally won't forget this particular one for a
long time.  Speaking of long, our Hash Whip 69 Virgins: Virgins had
something pink sticking out of his shorts that got all the dogs in
the neighborhood excited.  He was disappointed as he had to stay to
run the circle, and he pouted the rest of the day.  Even a package
check form Boobalicious couldn't cheer him up.  The circle started
to get interesting when Butt Darts mentioned that screwing an armpit
was a wonderful sensation and recommended everyone try it.
Shortdick volunteered his armpit, but was told that a condom was
needed to avoid making a mess.  Works the Meat was awarded the
hashit so she could demonstrate her ability to swallow.  Everyone
became aroused and decided that the circle needed to get over soon
so we could all go get some action respectively.  69 Virgins:
Virgins wanted to walk home on his own to spend some time with the
stray dogs in the neighborhood, and Night of the Living Wimp asked
to be dropped off in the closest cemetery.  He said he needed some
time alone.  We ate dinner at Taco Cabana where we were eventually
asked to leave because we were being rude to the clients.  Wimp
said, it's the parents F***ing fault for bringing their children
around hashers.  We tried several times to make plans for next week,
but Works the Meat said "we'll worry about that later!"  After
dinner we all met at Shortdick's apartment as we carpooled there to
save gas.  Although no one was allowed to ride with Butt or Finger.
I don't know why, just ask the bitch! Anyway, we all went to
Graham's and closed the place down.  Some left earlier than others.
Things learned at Graham's that night:

1.  Lickalotofpuss is more than a lesbian dinosaur.
2.  69 Virgins: Virgins can't sing for shit (there goes your rap
career buddy).
3.  Stacie's Boobs are real.
4.  Don't bring a friend to a Cat Fight.
5.  Certain hashers should refrain form dancing country.
6.  Butt Darts will always ask "What do I get out of it?"
7.  There is an epidemic of guys from Las Cruces saying "I'm not
GAY!"


Anyway, we were all tired that night and some decided to come back
early form Las Cruces.   We were even so tired that we could not get
passed the opening credits on a porno movie. For those of you who
were not there, I'd like to recap the nights events for you:
After getting stuck on the highway for 45 minutes while the Police
Medevac'd a body out from a serious car accident, we got out on
Interstate-10 and sang all the versus to Chicago.  After we passed
all 10 Cops on duty in that corridor, Wimp said "Step on it" and
here is what happened:

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over
Night of the Living Wimp:  Yup.... because I cut your ass off?
Cop:  Yup!
69 Virgins and Sick On My Dick:  Want to see our ID's?
Cop:  Where are you coming from?
Sick On My Dick:  Fort Bliss
Cop:  Where are you going?
Night of the Living Wimp and 69 Virgins:  Fort Bliss
Sick On My Dick (in a retarded voice):  Do you want to see my penis?
Cop:  Yup! have you been drinking sir?
Night of the Living Wimp:  Yup!
Cop:  Thank you for your honesty sir, I could smell it.  Well have a
nice night gentleman.

Meanwhile in the other vehicle.....
Boobalicious:  Do you think we should stop?
Butt Darts:  Fuck No!

10 minutes later......

Butt Darts:  We're being pulled over
Boobalicious:  Oh shit!!
Butt Darts:  Don't worry
Cop:  Are you waiting for your friends?
Butt Darts:  Yup!  Would you like some free beer (handing him a BJ
Hash Card)
Boobalicious (In a retarded voice):  Do you want to see my titties?
Cop:  Yup!  Are you in any condition to drive?
Butt Darts:  Yup!
Cop (to Boobalicious): Are you here of your own free will?
Boobalicious:  Yup!
Cop (Looking at ID's):  What is this gentleman's name?
Boobalicious:  Butt Darts!
Cop:  Ty Mam!
Boobalicious:  Would you like a package check?
Cop:  Yup!  Have a nice night.  ON!ON!


Who would have thought that the shot of tequila was needed at the
end of the night, as opposed to the beginning of the trail?


Weekly Song:  The Horny Hasher - Melody Brady Bunch Theme

Here's a story, of a horny hasher,
Who was fucking everything that he saw.
Every bad tail there was, well he tapped it,
By then his dick was raw.

Here's a story, of a horny chick,
who had her legs open all of the time.
Every cock she saw, well she sucked it,
She di'nt even charge a dime.

Till the hot tub when this hasher met this chick,
and they started fucking around.
That's when her pants went down around her ankles,
and his dick became brown, brown, brown.

Down Down Down!!!!

Hare Line for the Border Jumper H3
Look for updates weekly on Sun nights
Email Butt Darts with questions or to reserve your time to hare:
Buttdarts@...
**If you really want to hare a trail, just let us know.  I am sure
we could rearrange our schedule
to accommodate you!**
Hash Time changes to 4pm
4/16/05
Sat
Run#
52
Regular Sat Hash
4:00 PM
Works the Meat and Butt or Finger
Lowe's Parking on Redd Rd. Near I-10
4/19/05
Tue
Run#
53
Regular Tue Night hash
7:00 PM
Butt Darts
Dyer and Hondo Pass Behind the Bank of America
4/15/05
Fri
Run#
53
Full Moon Hash
7:00 PM
Works the meat
Hawkins and Montana - Airline International Parking Lot
4/23/05
Sat
Run#
55
Full Moon Hash
Change 7:00 PM
Boobalicious & Butt Darts
***Change***Dyer and Hercules at the Food Basket
4/26/05
Tue
Run#
56
Regular Tue Night hash- Wings and Strings Event!!!
7:00 PM
Works the Meat
Dyer and Hondo Pass Behind the Bank of America
4/30/05
Sat
Run#
57
Regular Sat Hash
4:00 PM
Butt Darts and 69 Virgins
Castner and Zaragosa, Near Baseball Field
5/3/05
Tue
Run#
58
Regular Tue Night hash
7:00 PM
Works the Meat
Dyer and Hondo Pass Behind the Bank of America
5/5/05
Th
Run#
59
Cinco De Mayo Hash 
7:00 PM
Mystery Hares
Viscount and I-10, Andale Restaurant - Dress in Red, White, and Green
5/6/05
Fri
Run#
60
Geeks/Nerd Moon Hash
7:00 PM
Mystery Hares
Trawood and Mosswood, Park near B-Ball Courts.  Dress as Geeks/Nerds
for this trail.
5/7/05
Sat
Run#
61
Baghdad / WBAMC -  Dishdasha Pub Crawl
7:00 PM
Mystery Hares
Bagdad and Arabian Nights.  Parking on the streets or VFW??? Dress
in Dishdasha Provided by Mystery Hares.  RSVP so we know who will
need to borrow one.
5/10/05
Tue
Run#
62
Regular Tue Night hash
7:00 PM
Works the Meat
Dyer and Hondo Pass Behind the Bank of America
5/13/05
Fri
Run#
63
Friday the 13th Black Lingerie Hash
7:00 PM
Boobalicious & Price is Right
Memorial Park at Library
5/14/05
Sat
Run#
64
Regular Sat Hash
4:00 PM
Step Away from The Dick and 69 Virgins
George Dieter and Montwood, La Terrazas Parking Lot
5/17/05
Tue
Run#
65
Regular Tue Night hash
7:00 PM
Works the Meat
Dyer and Hondo Pass Behind the Bank of America
5/21/05
Sat
Run#
66
Armed Forces Day Hash
5:00 PM
Kidnapped by K-Mart
Kmart on Montana and Sioux
5/23/05
Mon
Run#
67
Full Moon Hash
7:00 PM
Shit Out of Luck
Park Entrance near Golden Key and Hawkins
5/24/05
Tue
Run#
68
Regular Tue Night Hash
7:00 PM
Works the Meat
Dyer and Hondo Pass Behind the Bank of America
5/28/05
Sat
Run#
69
Regular Sat Hash - 69TH Hash - Luau Hash - Bring Water Guns
5:00 PM
Butt Darts and Boobalicious
Albertson's on Hwy 54 and Kenworthy. Dress in your best Hawaiian
Outfit.  Pot Luck and BYOB
5/30/05
Mon
Run#
70
Memorial Day Hash
5:00 PM
Butt Darts and Boobalicious
Memorial Park Library
5/31/05
Tue
Run#
71
Regular Tue Night Hash
7:00 PM
Works the Meat
Dyer and Hondo Pass Behind the Bank of America
6/4/05
Sat
Run#
72
Regular Sat Hash
6:00 PM
Works the Meat
Chili's Parking Lot near Mesa and I-10 
6/7/05
Tue
Run#
73
Regular Tue Night Hash
7:00 PM
Dick Adjuster
Dyer and Hondo Pass Behind the Bank of America
6/11/05
Sat
Run#
74
Regular Sat Hash
6:00 PM
The Price is Right & Butt Darts
Eastlake and I-10
6/14/05
Tue
Run#
75
Flag Day Hash
7:00 PM
Works the Meat
Old Glory Memorial, Diana and Kenworthy
6/18/05
Sat
Run#
76
Regular Sat Hash
6:00 PM
Works the Meat and Boobalicous
Home Depot on Rojas Near Lee Trevino
6/21/05
Tue
Run#
77
Summer Equinox Mid Summer's Night Cream
7:00 PM
Works the Meat
Dyer and Hondo Pass Behind the Bank of America
6/22/05
Wed
Run#
78
Full Moon Hash
7:00 PM
Butt Darts and Boobalicious
Memorial Park Near Library
6/25/05
Sat
Run#
79
Regular Sat Hash
6:00 PM
Fuck Her! I did….& Butt Darts
Eastwood High School on Mcrae and Montwood
6/28/05
Tue
Run#
80
Regular Tue Night Hash
7:00 PM
Works the Meat
Dyer and Hondo Pass Behind the Bank of America
7/2/05
Sat
Run#
81
Regular Sat Hash
6:00 PM
Butt Darts and 69 Virgins
Montwood High School near Firehouse and Montwood
7/4/05
Mon
Run#
82
Independence Day Hash
4:00 PM
Buttdarts and Boobalicious
Rojas and Eastlake - Cookout, BYOB And Food
7/5/05
Tue
Run#
83
Regular Tue Night Hash
7:00 PM
Dick Adjuster
Dyer and Hondo Pass Behind the Bank of America
7/9/05
Sat
Run#
84
Regular Sat Hash - Wings and Strings Event
6:00 PM
The Price is Right & Butt Darts
Transmountain and Doniphan
7/12/05
Tue
Run#
85
Regular Tue Night Hash
7:00 PM
Works the Meat
Dyer and Hondo Pass Behind the Bank of America
7/16/05
Sat
Run#
86
Regular Sat Hash
6:00 PM
Works the Meat and Boobalicous
Zion and Alabama, Near Hercules
7/19/05
Tue
Run#
87
Regular Tue Night Hash
7:00 PM
Works the Meat
Dyer and Hondo Pass Behind the Bank of America
7/21/05
Th
Run#
88
Full Moon Hash
7:00 PM
Butt Darts and Boobalicious
Hooter's Parking Lot, Cielo Vista Mall
7/23/05
Sat
Run#
89
Regular Sat Hash
6:00 PM
Fuck Her! I did….& Butt Darts
YWCA Brown and Cliff
7/26/05
Tue
Run#
90
Regular Tue Night Hash
7:00 PM
Works the Meat
Dyer and Hondo Pass Behind the Bank of America
7/30/05
Sat
Run#
91
Regular Sat Hash
6:00 PM
Butt Darts and 69 Virgins
Lowes on Transmountain and 54
8/2/05
Tue
Run#
92
Regular Tue Night Hash
7:00 PM
Hares TBD
Dyer and Hondo Pass Behind the Bank of America
8/6/05
Sat
Run#
93
Regular Sat Hash
6:00 PM
Hares TBD
Little flower and Alameda, Old Big 8 parking lot
8/9/05
Tue
Run#
94
Regular Tue Night Hash
7:00 PM
Hares TBD
Dyer and Hondo Pass Behind the Bank of America
8/13/05
Sat
Run#
95
Regular Sat Hash
6:00 PM
Hares TBD
Time Warner Cable on Airport road, near Leigh Fisher
8/16/05
Tue
Run#
96
Regular Tue Night Hash
7:00 PM
Hares TBD
Dyer and Hondo Pass Behind the Bank of America
8/19/05
Fri
Run#
97
Full Moon Hash
7:00 PM
Hares TBD
Wal-Mart Parking Lot on gateway west near Yarborough and I-10.
Behind Texas Roadhouse
8/20/05
Sat
Run#
98
Regular Sat Hash
6:00 PM
Hares TBD
El Paso Dicount Mall near Dyer and Braddus
This weekend we will be celebrating our 100th hash with a HASH BASH
her in Sunny El Paso, Texas.  More information later.  
8/26/05
Fri
Run#
99
Pre Lewd Hash for the 100th BJ Hash
???
Hares TBD
Location To Be Announced Later
8/27/05
Sat AM
Run#
100
Celebrate 100th Hash - H*A*S*H Bash 
???
Hares TBD
Location To Be Announced Later
8/27/05
Sat PM
Run#
101
Black Lingerie Hash - One Hundred and Worst - Pub Crawl
???
Hares TBD
Location To Be Announced Later
8/28/05
Sun 
Run#
102
1st Annual Red Dress Run
???
Hares TBD
Location To Be Announced Later
8/30/05
Tue
Run#
103
Regular Tue Night Hash
7:00 PM
Hares TBD
Dyer and Hondo Pass Behind the Bank of America
9/3/05
Sat
Run#
104
Regular Sat Hash
6:00 PM
Hares TBD
Location TBD
9/5/05
Mon
Run#
105
Labor Day Hash
7:00 PM
Hares TBD
Dyer and Hondo Pass Behind the Bank of America
9/6/05
Tue
Run#
106
Regular Tue Night Hash
7:00 PM
Hares TBD
Dyer and Hondo Pass Behind the Bank of America
9/10/05
Sat
Run#
107
Oktoberfest Hash
2:00 PM
Hares TBD
Fort Bliss, Bldg 746 Corner of Pleasanton and Carter.  Meet off post
on Dyer and Cassidy
9/13/05
Tue
Run#
108
Regular Tue Night Hash
7:00 PM
Hares TBD
Dyer and Hondo Pass Behind the Bank of America
9/16/05
Fri
Run#
109
16 De Septiembre Hash
7:00 PM
Hares TBD
Location TBD
9/17/05
Sat
Run#
110
Regular Sat Hash - Full Moon (Sun)
7:00 PM
Hares TBD
Location TBD
9/20/05
Tue
Run#
111
Regular Tue Night Hash
7:00 PM
Hares TBD
Dyer and Hondo Pass Behind the Bank of America
9/24/05
Sat
Run#
112
Regular Sat Hash - Wings and Strings Event
5:00 PM
Hares TBD
Location TBD
9/27/05
Tue
Run#
113
Regular Tue Night hash
7:00 PM
Hares TBD
Dyer and Hondo Pass Behind the Bank of America
10/1/05
Sat
Run#
114
Regular Sat Hash
4:00 PM
Hares TBD
Location TBD
10/4/05
Tue
Run#
115
Regular Tue Night Hash
7:00 PM
Hares TBD
Dyer and Hondo Pass Behind the Bank of America
10/8/05
Sat
Run#
116
Utep Homecoming Hash
4:00 PM
Hares TBD
Hawthorne and Schuster.  Tailgate in parking lot. Bring grills and
own food.  BYOB!!!