If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will
have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you
will have received a $214.00

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that
the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found
that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That
means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be an American.(And even more 'green' to be a
hasher!) lol

Hope to see you guys tomorrow...

SCAB