Here is a SUPER cheap rego for sale:

Unfortunately, I can't afford time off or travel to make it back for
Invihash this year. :( If anyone would like to buy my rego, it is for
sale at the original price I paid of $100! A great deal for a rockin'
time! I have great memories (Chucky doing wild turkey down downs and
singing karaoke in 2002, me and friends doing a skit in lingerie
singing about penisesin 2004, and taking off my pants to dance because
it was just too hotin 2006!) and maybe you can make some too! Contact
me offline via email (javah78@...) or by phone (303-910-1585).
Tell me all about how great it was and how much I missed!

On-on,
The Shaft