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Huzzah Hashers!
A couple of notes for ya'll cumming to this weekend's Mosquito Hash Renfaire extravaganza..
First due to the amount of vehicles already parked in our driveway (can you say teenage drivers)there will be no room for anyone to park their vehicle in our driveway. All parking must be on the street.
Second due to different times folks will be arriving I cannot guarantee any food left after 8pm. Hashers do not leave a lot of leftovers. If you let me know ahead of time I will set aside servings for you if you are going to arrive later. Email me directly.
Thirdly I plan on ceasing cooking operations at 7pm due to the expectation that I should be throughly soused and full, not to mentioned somewhat inebriated by that time.
Fourthly if you are not going to the Renfaire but would like to join the Friday night festivities cum on out and pay $5 U S dollars and stay the night.
Fridays dinner should consist of the following:
Brisket, Sausages, Chicken and Fish filets
Baked Potato, Corn on the cob, Baked beans
Cole slaw, Pasta salad
Drinks will include Margaritas, Dark BEER, Daquiris, Light BEER
Finally the bus will be leaving at 8:30 am (NO EXCEPTIONS can be made). This will NOT be based off of Hash time. You have been given faire warning.
Hear are ye dickrections fore Renfaire weekend..................
This is where ya'll are cumming to:
From:
Corpus Christi.....because ya'll go different ways just get to Hwy 59 north and go to Grand Parkway (I 99), exit and turn left heading north on Grand Parkway and continue until Grand Parkway dead ends. Turn left (west) onto Franz road. Go to the 2nd traffic light which will be Porter Road. Turn right (north) onto Porter and until it dead ends. Turn left (west) onto Morton Ranch road and go to the stop sign and turn right onto Katy Hockley cut-off road. Go to the 1st street on your left, about 400 yards (HINT: It is the only street there) turn left onto Heritage. Go to the stop sign and turn right onto Zubin Lane. Find a parking spot near 3340 Zubin Lane.
San Antonio.....take I-10 East to Katy Ft. Bend exit and turn left (north) go til it dead ends. Turn left onto Franz Road and go to the first traffic light. Turn right onto Katy Hockley cut-off. (note: This is road is also called Katyland road) Go through the 4- way stop sign at Morton Ranch road to the 1st street on your left, about 400 yards further (HINT: It is the only street there) turn left onto Heritage. Go to the stop sign and turn right onto Zubin Lane. Find a parking spot near 3340 Zubin Lane.
Austin.....Take Hwy 71 south to I-10. Go east on I-10. Take I-10 East to Katy Ft. Bend exit and turn left (north) go til it dead ends. Turn left onto Franz Road and go to the first traffic light. Turn right onto Katy Hockley cut-off. (note: This is road is also called Katyland road) Go through the 4- way stop sign at Morton road to the 1st street on your left, about 400 yards further (HINT: It is the only street there) turn left onto Heritage. Go to the stop sign and turn right onto Zubin Lane. Find a parking spot near 3340 Zubin Lane. (This route is MUCH faster than Highway 290)
Brenham......Take highway 290 east to the Roberts Rd exit. Turn right onto Roberts road. Follow the road until you cum to a "T" intersection, this will be Katy Hockley cut-off road. Turn right. You will go past FM 529, through the 4-way stop sign at Clay road to the first street on your right past Clay road. This will be Heritage, turn right. Go to the stop sign and turn right onto Zubin Lane. Find a parking spot near 3340 Zubin Lane.
College Station.....Take highway 6 south to highway 290 east. Take highway 290 east to the Roberts Rd exit. Turn right onto Roberts road. Follow the road until you cum to a "T" intersection, this will be Katy Hockley cut-off road. Turn right. You will go past FM 529, through the 4-way stop sign at Clay road to the first street on your right past Clay road. This will be Heritage, turn right. Go to the stop sign and turn right onto Zubin Lane. Find a parking spot near 3340 Zubin Lane.
Houston........Take I-10 west to Katy Ft. Bend exit. Turn right (north) and go til it dead ends. Turn left onto Franz Road and go to the first traffic light. Turn right onto Katy Hockley cut-off. (note: This is road is also called Katyland road) Go through the 4- way stop sign at Morton road to the 1st street on your left, about 400 yards further (HINT: It is the only street there) turn left onto Heritage. Go to the stop sign and turn right onto Zubin Lane. Find a parking spot near 3340 Zubin Lane.
Here is the preliminary schedule subject to changes as I remember them.
Nov. 17, Friday
Kegs tapped as soon as I wake up
12 pm Hashers began arriving
3pm Margaritas and hot tub ready
6 pm Dinner til its gone. Late cummers (after 8pm) let me know in advance and I will have food set aside for you.
Nov 18, Saturday
12 am Party continues
6 am Those not asleep get ready for bus ride, those alseep..GET UP!!!!!
7 am Lite breakfast and mimosa's
8am Bus arrives
8:30 am Bus departs, NO EXCEPTIONS
10:30 am Arrive at Faire!
10:45 am Kings Feast sitting
Sometime after 5 pm depart Faire
9 or 10ish arrive back at house
10ish Continue where we left off at 8am with Beer, Margaritas and Hot tub. Order pizzas or eat left overs (If any)
Nov 19, Sunday
7am ish Breakfast and Mimosa's
8 am Admire how dirty hot tub is
9 am Realize how much beer Hashers drank
10 am Drink yourself sober
11 am Try and pack your shit up
12 noon Get the fuck out you fuckin wanks
3 pm Bar and football game
10 pm CRASH HARD
Nov 20, Monday
6am Call in sick
7 am Pick up where I left off Sunday night
Here is the updated list of cummers:
1) Donut Holer Feast
2) Crack of Dawn Feast
3) Te Killya Tits Feast
4) Guam balls Feast
5) Te Killyas mommy Feast
6) Te Killyas daddy Feast
7) Titter Twatter Feast
8) Athletes Cock Feast
9) Hew Jergen Faire
10) Just Debi Faire
11) Hew Jergen 1 Faire
12) Hew Jergen 2 Faire
13) Groin Groper Feast
14) Open Wide Feast
15) Panty Free Feast
16) Hairy Palms Feast
17) WOW MOM WOW Feast
18) Thong Long Gone Feast
19) Master Chugger Faire
20) Pinky Faire
21) Gloworm Faire
22) Lost N Mound Faire
23) Tuna Delight Faire
24) Headsucker Faire
25) Just Tal Faire
26) Bend em over da pewey Feast
27) Ramrod Faire
28) Instant Replay Faire
29) Fuck Nut Faire
30) Big Yak Attack Faire
31)Captain Save a Ho Feast
32) Pipes Feast
33) Cockbroker Feast
36) 4F Faire
37) Little Boy Blew Faire
2) Crack of Dawn Feast
3) Te Killya Tits Feast
4) Guam balls Feast
5) Te Killyas mommy Feast
6) Te Killyas daddy Feast
7) Titter Twatter Feast
8) Athletes Cock Feast
9) Hew Jergen Faire
10) Just Debi Faire
11) Hew Jergen 1 Faire
12) Hew Jergen 2 Faire
13) Groin Groper Feast
14) Open Wide Feast
15) Panty Free Feast
16) Hairy Palms Feast
17) WOW MOM WOW Feast
18) Thong Long Gone Feast
19) Master Chugger Faire
20) Pinky Faire
21) Gloworm Faire
22) Lost N Mound Faire
23) Tuna Delight Faire
24) Headsucker Faire
25) Just Tal Faire
26) Bend em over da pewey Feast
27) Ramrod Faire
28) Instant Replay Faire
29) Fuck Nut Faire
30) Big Yak Attack Faire
31)Captain Save a Ho Feast
32) Pipes Feast
33) Cockbroker Feast
36) 4F Faire
37) Little Boy Blew Faire
38) Annie Thrax Feast
39) Rain Bitch Feast
40) Stinky Foot Pussy MoFo Feast
41) Homeless Hash Ho Faire
42) Big Black Mail Faire
43) An Erection......Priceless Feast
And finally...
Any questions contact me.
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Donut Holer
GM MH3
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