THE $100 TATTOO

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the
hell have you been?" He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
disdain;"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill
tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, for one; I like to watch my money grow, and two; once in a
while I like to play with my money, three; I like how money feels in
my hand and lastly; instead of you going out shopping, you can stay
right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."