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From: Conrado Melisimo <dods_mel@...>
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Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2007 4:56:36 PM
Subject: Fwd: Pinoy Joke Time



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JOKE TYM
>
> PEDRO: Anong pulutan nyo kahapon sa birthday mo?
> JUAN: Pata!
> PEDRO: Wow! Anong klaseng pata?
> JUAN; PATA galan ng kwento!
>
> 
> TITSER: Ano ang PAST TENSE sa LABA?
> BOY# 1: Naglaba mam!
> TITSER: Tama! Ano ang PRESENT TENSE?
> BOY#2: Naglalaba!
> TITSER: Tama! Ano naman ang FUTURE TENSE?
> BOY#3: MAGSASAMPAY mam!
>
> ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES :
> 1. Doctors go back to school to be nurses abroad.
> 2. Rats are normal house pets.
> 3. Soap opera is reality and news provide the dramas
> of life.
> 4. Actors make the rules and politicians provide the
> entertainment!
>
> TATAY: Bagsak ka na nman! Ba't di mo gayahin si
> Pedro? Palaging may honor.
> ANAK:Unfair naman kung ikumpara nyo ako kay Pedro.
> TATAY: Bakit naman?
> ANAK: Matalino tatay nun!
>
> A song for our Honorable (DAW!) na Congressmen and
> Senators, Mayors and > Governors:
> "BOOM CORRUPT CORRUPT,
> BOOM CORRUPT CORRUPT,
> KURAKOT, KURAKOT,
> BOOM BOOM BOOM!"
>
>
> MGA JOB TITLES NA DAPAT NANG PALITAN:
> PRESIDENT- pasimuno.
> VICE PRESIDENT- kunsitidor.
> SECRETARY- palsipikador.
> TREASURER- kubrador.
> AUDITOR- kasabwat.
> PUBLIC RELATION OFFICER- tsismoso.
> REPRESENTATIVES- pahamak.
> SPOKESMAN- bolero.
> SGT-AT-ARMS- tirador.
> ADVISER- taga sulsol.
> (Mas TAMA DI BAh?)
>
> JUAN; Tay ! Penge P20 bibili ako ng de lata.
> TATAY: Anak, mga taga bukid lang ang gumagamit ng
> term na de lata! Englisin > mo yan!
> JUAN: Paano?
> TATAY: KANG GUD!
>
> ERAP: Hello, I would like to inquire how long is the
> flight to San
> Francisco?
> OPERATOR: Just a minute, Sir..
> ERAP: Really? Thank you..
>
> SA RESTORAN... CUSTOMER: Waitress! Ano ba 'tong
> binigay mo sa akin, kape o tsaa? Lasang gas 'to ah!
> WAITRESS: Kung yan ay lasang gas, Kape yan! Ang tsaa
> kasi lasang pintura!
>
>
> PILITA CORRALES - Asia 's Queen of Song.
> LANI MISALUCHA - Asia 's Nightingale.
> REGINE VELASQUEZ - Asia 's Song Bird.
> GLORIA MACAPAGAL ARROYO - "Mole of Asia " (Bwahahahaha!)
>
>
>
> ENRIQUE ZOBEL: half Filipino half Spanish.
> HENRY SY: half Filipino half Chinese.
> JUAN FLAVIER: half Filipino half Igorot.
> RAUL ROCO: half Hawaiian half Polo.
> JOHN OSMENA: half Filipino half Filipina.
> MIKE ARROYO: half Filipino half Pork.
> AI AI DELAS ALAS: half Filipino half Moon.
> GMA: half... (Hahahahaha!)
>
>
>
> BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

 

"Porque yo se los planes que tengo acerca de vosotros, dice Dios, planes de bienestar y no de mal, para daros porvenir y esperanza." (Jeremiah 29:11)

 

"Jabés le rogó a Dios de Israel: "Bendíceme y ensancha mi territorio; ayúdame y librame del mal, para que no padezca aflicción." Y Dios le concedió su peticion." (1 Crónicas 4:10)

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