Excuses to give when you lose a game..........

My partner was lousy
Shuttle went through hole in the net
The lights were glaring
That was your ball, partner
Tournament shuttle was bad
Linesman was cross-eyed
My string was too loose
The ball was too fast
I wore new shoes
I was 'off' today. I think I'm sick
I was not yet ready when he served
I didn't notice that he was left-handed
His service was illegal. Can he do that?!
It was too hot at the club
It was too windy today
There was a draft coming from somewhere
I have a sprain
I didn't sleep well last night
I didn't warm up before playing
They cheated in the scoring
They kept directing the ball to my partner
They said they were only class 'B'
My partner kept getting my ball
My partner and I didn't gel
They used to be with the national team
My girlfriend quarreled with me last night
The ceiling was too low
I'm on a diet
I have LBM
It's my monthly period
I forgot to wear supporter
My partner kept blocking my way
My partner was obstructing my view
It was a bad day at the office
Opponent's form was so unorthodox
I haven't played in two weeks
My girlfriend was cheering for him
My new shirt was itchy
The floor was slippery
My partner's rotation was wrong
My partner's defense was weak
The ump was opponent's relative
The audience was too noisy
There was dripping from the roof
The courts here seem smaller
They have home court advantage
The pairings were wrong
They had secret training
I get conscious when I'm being video-taped
Whatever!!

guilty? which one?
if you cant comment on this, it simply mean that your guilty to "all"
of this excuses..... hehehehee........

everyone has its own excuses..... WHAT'S YOUR'S...........


b wel........