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> From: Maria Sofia Mendez <sofie_mendez2000@...>
> Subject: Fw: Think Before you Speak
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> Date: Wednesday, October 1, 2008, 2:09 PM
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> Subject: Fw: Think Before you Speak
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> Subject: FW: Think Before you Speak
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> ________________________________
> From: nova@...
> To: ;
> Subject: Think Before you Speak
> Date: Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:20:45 -0700
>
>
> Why you should Think before you speak... Have you ever
> spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words
> back or that you could crawl into a hole?
>
> Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....
>
> FIRST TESTIMONY:
>
> I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids
> in tow and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a
> shampoo and a blow job?' I turned around and walked back
> out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word...
> He knew better.
>
> SECOND TESTIMONY:
>
>
> I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf
> balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been
> using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached
> by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.
> He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at
> him and said, 'I think I like playing with mens
> balls.'
>
> THIRD TESTIMONY:
>
> My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that
> sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the
> display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed
> any help. I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your
> nuts.'
>
> My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned,
> and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my
> sister has never let me forget.
>
> FOURTH TESTIMONY:
>
> While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided
> to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally
> able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust
> and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did
> not start behaving 'right now' she would be
> punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in
> a voice just as threatening 'If you don't let me go
> right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you Kissing
> Daddy's pee-pee last night!'
>
> The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
> Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up
> the last of my dignity and Walked out of the bank with my
> daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed
> behind me, were screams of laughter.
>
> FIFTH TESTIMONY:
>
> Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
> My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty
> training and I was on him constantly.
>
> One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in
> between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.
> While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of
> course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was
> clean. Then realized that Danny Had not asked to go potty in
> a while. I asked him if he needed to go, And he said
> 'No'. I kept thinking 'Oh Lord, that child has
> had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with
> me.' Then I said,'Danny, are you SURE you didn't
> have an accident?' 'No,' he replied. I just KNEW
> that he must have had an accident, because the smell was
> getting worse. Soooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny, did
> you have an accident?'
>
> This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over,
> spread his cheeks and yelled 'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST
> FARTS!' While 10 people nearly choked to death on their
> tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
> An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best
> laugh they'd ever had!
>
> LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
>
> This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
> and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the
> future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when
> you predict snow but don't get any!
>
> We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was
> supposed to have snowed and didn't, Turned to the
> weatherman and asked: 'So Bob, where's that 8 inches
> you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to
> leave the set, But half the crew did too they were laughing
> so hard!
>
> Now, didn't that feel good? Pass it on to someone you
> know who needs a laugh And remember We all say things we
> don't really mean, So think before you speak!
>
>
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