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> From: nena padre <nenapasco@...>
> Subject: Fw: Fwd: Fw: ETO PANG-ALISwNG STRESS
> To: "ailyn gumabay" <agumabay2002@...>, "mariaemma panizales"
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<jc_mhe@...>, "arlyne pasco" <arlynebeauty@...>, "crispin pasco"
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> Date: Saturday, June 14, 2008, 1:11 PM
> --- On Thu, 6/12/08, Chato Lagria
> &lt;chato_1004@...&gt; wrote:
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> From: Chato Lagria &lt;chato_1004@...&gt;
> Subject: Fw: Fwd: Fw: ETO PANG-ALISwNG STRESS
> To: "Alma Igpit"
> &lt;agigpit@...&gt;, "Lourdes
> Lood" &lt;loupals@...&gt;, "Giselle
> Lood" &lt;gflood@...&gt;,
> "Elvie Vivian Hanopol"
> &lt;Vinoi_28@...&gt;, "paul
> codamon" &lt;paulomc2002@...&gt;,
> "Nena Pasco Padre"
> &lt;nenapasco@...&gt;, "angeliza
> solera" &lt;angiesolera@...&gt;,
> "Marilou Viloria"
> &lt;marilouviloria@...&gt;, "Willie
> Solera" &lt;idsphil@...&gt;,
> "maye valenzuela"
> &lt;angel_yhe02@...&gt;
> Date: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 4:16 AM
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> To: Chato Lagria &lt;chato_1004@...&gt;
> Sent: Thursday, June 12, 2008 3:03:52 PM
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> --- On Sat, 31/5/08, al carillo
> &lt;al_2rule@...&gt; wrote:
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> --- On Sat, 5/31/08, buen michael
> &lt;miblogic@...&gt; wrote:
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> ETO PANG-ALIS NG STRESS....
>
> Wife: Sa palagay mo Love, ilan taon na ako?
> Husband: Kung titignan sa buhok-18. Kung nakatalikod 21.
> Kung titignan sa kutis-25. Bale 64 ang total.
>
>
> Pinoy Marriage - Man's life cycle...
> 3 to 8 years old - Paramihan ng toys
> 9 to 18 years old - Pataasan ng grades.
> 19 to 25 - Padamihan ng siyota.
> 26 to 35 - Pagandahan ng asawa.
> 36 to 45 - Palakihan ng income.
> 46 to 55 - Padamihan ng kabit.
>
>
> Two married men talking...
> 1st man: Swerte ko, my wife is an angel.
> 2nd man: Buti ka pa, ako ang asawa ko buhay pa.
>
>
> Theme song of married couples...
> 1 to 10 years - Araw-araw gabi-gabi
> 11 to 25 years - Saan ka man naroon
> 26 to 49 years - Gaano kadalas ang Minsan
> 50 years and up - Maalaala mo kaya
>
>
> Ano sa Tagalog ang asawa? ("May bahay")
> Ano naman ang kabit? ("May condo")
>
> Cardinal Sin's wish when he dies is to hav e Erap and
> Jinggoy on his side.
> Erap: We're honored but why us?
> Sin: I want to die like Christ, with thieves on both sides.
>
>
> OLD MAIDS PRAYER
> Dear Lord. hindi ako hihiling para sa sarili ko, kundi para
> po sa aking mga
> magulang.. Please lang po bigyan na ninyo sila ng manugang!
> Amen.
>
> BARTENDER: Sir, napansin ko bawat inom ninyo tumitingin
> kayo sa bulsa ninyo.
> MAN: Ahh, ito? picture ng Misis ko ito... pag maganda na
> siya sa tingin ko, uuwi na ako.
>
> GUY : Doc, hina ng tenga ko. Di ko marinig kahit utot ko.
> DR. : Heto inumin mo ng isang linggo.
> G UY : Lalakas na ang pandinig ko?
> DR. : Hindi lalakas na ang utot mo!
>
> Jinggoy: Dad, pang ilang Tirso Cruz na si Tirso Cruz III?
> Erap :(natawa) trick question ba yan anak? Eh, di
> pang-lima, kaya nga PIP ang tawag sa kanya, di ba?
>
> Dapat talaga tayong sumuporta sa naganap na coup dahil
> according to reliable sources, isa sa mga panukalala ng mga
> rebel soldiers sa National Recovery Program ay huwag
> tanggalin ang Meteor Garden .
>
>
> Q: What is coup de etat in Japanese?
> A: HU-NA-SAN
> Q: What is coup d etat in Mexican?
> A: GRINGO!
>
>
> Dad: Mabait ba ang boyfriend mo?
> Anak: Yes, Daddy.
> Daddy: Maka-Diyos?
> Anak: Sobra Dad.
> Daddy: Nasaan siya?
> Anak: Nandoon sa simbahan, nagmimisa!
>
>
> Tay : Nawala na ang Inay mo, ngayon naman ikakasal ka na.
> Anak: Tay ! Sa kabilang kanto lang naman ang bahay namin!
> Tay : Hay, salamat! Magkikita pa rin kami ng yaya mo.
>
>
> Genie: Dahil pinalaya mo ako, may 3 wishes ka!
> Man: UNA Gawin mo akong rich, pero di bayad ng tax;
> PANGALAWA powerful, pero di halata;
> PANGATLO notorious, pero wala sabit.
> Genie: Okay, mula ngayon ikaw na si PING LACSON.
>
>
> Sgt: Boss, nakatakas si Al-Ghozi.
> Ebdane: Huh! Did you seal all exits?
> Sgt: Yes, sir!
> Ebdane: Eh paano siya nakatakas?
> Sgt: Doon po kasi siya lumabas sa entrance.
>
>
> Two young priests discussing prospects of celibacy.
> P1: Do you think Vatican will allow us to get married?
> P2: Not in our generation, maybe our children!
>
>
> A COW story:
> America has COWboy and COWgirl.
> England has madCOW.
> China has MaCOW.
> Russia has MosCOW .
> But the Philippines has the cutest COWs: iCOW at aCOW.
> &gt;
>
> Vet: Sorry po, patay na aso nyo. Pinaliguan kasi ng anak
> nyo ng laundry soap.
> Nanay: Anong masama sa sabon?
> Vet: Di sya doon namatay, sa washing machine!&nbsp;
>
>
> Guro: Ibigay ang kahalagahan ng PERIOD!
> Pupil: Nang hindi dumating ang PERIOD ni Ate, hinimatay si
> Mommy,
> nastroke si Daddy, at nagbaril sa sarili yong pari namin!
>
>
> What makes a happy man:
> daughter is on the cover of Cosmo;
> son is on the cover of Sports Illustrated;
> mistress is on the cover of Playboy; and
> wife is on the list of Missing Persons.
>
>
> Doc: Congrats! Tell your husband you're pregnant.
> Lad y: I'm single.
> Doc: Tell your lover.
> Lady: There's no lover.
> Doc: OK, then. Tell your parents to prepare for the second
> coming of Christ!
>
>
> A lady visits her doctor again.
> Doc: You looked more sick and exhausted than before. Are
> you having three meals a day as I advised?
> Lady: What? I thought you said three MALES a day!&nbsp;
>
> Jinggoy: Dad totoo bang may side effect ang Viagra?
> Erap: Tanga, sa harap ang effect niyan hindi sa side.
>
>
> A widow asked a lawyer about her late husband's will.
> Lawyer: Your husband left 'all he had' to the Home
> for the Aged.
> Widow: But what about me?
> Lawyer: You're "ALL HE HAD."
>
>
> Erap: "Doc, I accidentally swallowed a chicken
> bone!"
> Doc: "Is it choking?"
> Erap: "No, it is Max's."
> Doc: "I don't mean 'Chow King', I mean,
> are you choking..."
> Erap: "No, Doc! Serioso ako, Doc!"
>
>
> Nagpayabangan ang tatlong daga:
> Daga #1: "Kakainin ko ang keso sa mouse trap!"
> Daga #2: "Ako, kakainin ko ang keso na may rat
> killer!"
> Daga #3: "Manood kayo. Yayariin ko yung pusa!"
>
>
>
> At Bill Gate's wife's first press conference:
> Reporter: "How does it feel to have sex with the
> world's richest man?"
> BG's Wife: "No big deal...The world know's why
> he named his company Microsoft!"
>
>
> Send instant messages to your online friends
> http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com
>
>
>
>
>
> --- On Sat, 31/5/08, al carillo
> &lt;al_2rule@...&gt; wrote:
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> From: al carillo &lt;al_2rule@...&gt;
> Subject: Fw: ETO PANG-ALIS NG STRESS
> To: "cesar mendoza"
> &lt;cesar32568@...&gt;, "chona
> padrinao" &lt;unisport@...&gt;,
> "amy cabonce"
> &lt;amygc@...&gt;, "julius
> cupino" &lt;juliuscupino@...&gt;,
> "lex carillo" &lt;xela_mnl@...&gt;,
> "emma cabral"
> &lt;ima_fcabral@...&gt;,
> frankpaguirigan@..., "Allan Agala"
> &lt;a_agala@...&gt;, "rosendo de la
> buena" &lt;rdlb7@...&gt;,
> rheybo7carillo@..., alexander_acopio@...,
> chris@..., susie_macam2001@...
> Date: Saturday, 31 May, 2008, 9:55 PM
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> al carillo wrote:
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> --- On Sat, 5/31/08, buen michael
> &lt;miblogic@...&gt; wrote:
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> From: buen michael &lt;miblogic@...&gt;
> Subject: ETO PANG-ALIS NG STRESS
> To: abais@..., alan.valencia@...,
> al_2rule@..., aldeace@...,
> arnelmarco@..., artalcala@...,
> backslash_rochie@..., bongrev2005@...,
> byron_n_ph@..., chrsanch@...,
> clipper1624@..., cool_vladimir19@...,
> dragories@..., dwinoy@..., dyran23@...,
> edquita@..., el_hey@..., flipsaint@...,
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> ian.salgado@..., israel_rombano11@...,
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> jerrycruz86@..., jgsimbulan@...,
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> louie.borja@..., mariodogie@...,
> monchie815@..., mr_ilagan@...,
> mthew_buen@..., naughtyian@...,
> nifeshock@..., nonoy_fareast@...,
> onang01@..., peansimm@...,
> pedaldotnet@...,
> raffyc_76@..., rmoldez2k@...,
> roen@..., ronald_7268@...,
> ronald_maravilla@..., rosette_wang@...,
> rre_18r@..., rudy.ocampo@...,
> serf_cj@..., undextrois@...,
> valenciarandy@..., virgilio_so_jr@...,
> vna_mhars@..., vsamarita@...,
> xela_mnl@...
> Date: Saturday, May 31, 2008, 12:03 AM
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> ETO PANG-ALIS NG STRESS....
>
> Wife: Sa palagay mo Love, ilan taon na ako?
> Husband: Kung titignan sa buhok-18. Kung nakatalikod 21.
> Kung titignan sa kutis-25. Bale 64 ang total.
>
>
> Pinoy Marriage - Man's life cycle...
> 3 to 8 years old - Paramihan ng toys
> 9 to 18 years old - Pataasan ng grades.
> 19 to 25 - Padamihan ng siyota.
> 26 to 35 - Pagandahan ng asawa.
> 36 to 45 - Palakihan ng income.
> 46 to 55 - Padamihan ng kabit.
>
>
> Two married men talking...
> 1st man: Swerte ko, my wife is an angel.
> 2nd man: Buti ka pa, ako ang asawa ko buhay pa.
>
>
> Theme song of married couples...
> 1 to 10 years - Araw-araw gabi-gabi
> 11 to 25 years - Saan ka man naroon
> 26 to 49 years - Gaano kadalas ang Minsan
> 50 years and up - Maalaala mo kaya
>
>
> Ano sa Tagalog ang asawa? ("May bahay")
> Ano naman ang kabit? ("May condo")
>
> Cardinal Sin's wish when he dies is to hav e Erap and
> Jinggoy on his side.
> Erap: We're honored but why us?
> Sin: I want to die like Christ, with thieves on both sides.
>
>
> OLD MAIDS PRAYER
> Dear Lord. hindi ako hihiling para sa sarili ko, kundi para
> po sa aking mga
> magulang.. Please lang po bigyan na ninyo sila ng manugang!
> Amen.
>
> BARTENDER: Sir, napansin ko bawat inom ninyo tumitingin
> kayo sa bulsa ninyo.
> MAN: Ahh, ito? picture ng Misis ko ito... pag maganda na
> siya sa tingin ko, uuwi na ako.
>
> GUY : Doc, hina ng tenga ko. Di ko marinig kahit utot ko.
> DR. : Heto inumin mo ng isang linggo.
> G UY : Lalakas na ang pandinig ko?
> DR. : Hindi lalakas na ang utot mo!
>
> Jinggoy: Dad, pang ilang Tirso Cruz na si Tirso Cruz III?
> Erap :(natawa) trick question ba yan anak? Eh, di
> pang-lima, kaya nga PIP ang tawag sa kanya, di ba?
>
> Dapat talaga tayong sumuporta sa naganap na coup dahil
> according to reliable sources, isa sa mga panukalala ng mga
> rebel soldiers sa National Recovery Program ay huwag
> tanggalin ang Meteor Garden .
>
>
> Q: What is coup de etat in Japanese?
> A: HU-NA-SAN
> Q: What is coup d etat in Mexican?
> A: GRINGO!
>
>
> Dad: Mabait ba ang boyfriend mo?
> Anak: Yes, Daddy.
> Daddy: Maka-Diyos?
> Anak: Sobra Dad.
> Daddy: Nasaan siya?
> Anak: Nandoon sa simbahan, nagmimisa!
>
>
> Tay : Nawala na ang Inay mo, ngayon naman ikakasal ka na.
> Anak: Tay ! Sa kabilang kanto lang naman ang bahay namin!
> Tay : Hay, salamat! Magkikita pa rin kami ng yaya mo.
>
>
> Genie: Dahil pinalaya mo ako, may 3 wishes ka!
> Man: UNA Gawin mo akong rich, pero di bayad ng tax;
> PANGALAWA powerful, pero di halata;
> PANGATLO notorious, pero wala sabit.
> Genie: Okay, mula ngayon ikaw na si PING LACSON.
>
>
> Sgt: Boss, nakatakas si Al-Ghozi.
> Ebdane: Huh! Did you seal all exits?
> Sgt: Yes, sir!
> Ebdane: Eh paano siya nakatakas?
> Sgt: Doon po kasi siya lumabas sa entrance.
>
>
> Two young priests discussing prospects of celibacy.
> P1: Do you think Vatican will allow us to get married?
> P2: Not in our generation, maybe our children!
>
>
> A COW story:
> America has COWboy and COWgirl.
> England has madCOW.
> China has MaCOW.
> Russia has MosCOW .
> But the Philippines has the cutest COWs: iCOW at aCOW.
> &gt;
>
> Vet: Sorry po, patay na aso nyo. Pinaliguan kasi ng anak
> nyo ng laundry soap.
> Nanay: Anong masama sa sabon?
> Vet: Di sya doon namatay, sa washing machine!&nbsp;
>
>
> Guro: Ibigay ang kahalagahan ng PERIOD!
> Pupil: Nang hindi dumating ang PERIOD ni Ate, hinimatay si
> Mommy,
> nastroke si Daddy, at nagbaril sa sarili yong pari namin!
>
>
> What makes a happy man:
> daughter is on the cover of Cosmo;
> son is on the cover of Sports Illustrated;
> mistress is on the cover of Playboy; and
> wife is on the list of Missing Persons.
>
>
> Doc: Congrats! Tell your husband you're pregnant.
> Lad y: I'm single.
> Doc: Tell your lover.
> Lady: There's no lover.
> Doc: OK, then. Tell your parents to prepare for the second
> coming of Christ!
>
>
> A lady visits her doctor again.
> Doc: You looked more sick and exhausted than before. Are
> you having three meals a day as I advised?
> Lady: What? I thought you said three MALES a day!&nbsp;
>
> Jinggoy: Dad totoo bang may side effect ang Viagra?
> Erap: Tanga, sa harap ang effect niyan hindi sa side.
>
>
> A widow asked a lawyer about her late husband's will.
> Lawyer: Your husband left 'all he had' to the Home
> for the Aged.
> Widow: But what about me?
> Lawyer: You're "ALL HE HAD."
>
>
> Erap: "Doc, I accidentally swallowed a chicken
> bone!"
> Doc: "Is it choking?"
> Erap: "No, it is Max's."
> Doc: "I don't mean 'Chow King', I mean,
> are you choking..."
> Erap: "No, Doc! Serioso ako, Doc!"
>
>
> Nagpayabangan ang tatlong daga:
> Daga #1: "Kakainin ko ang keso sa mouse trap!"
> Daga #2: "Ako, kakainin ko ang keso na may rat
> killer!"
> Daga #3: "Manood kayo. Yayariin ko yung pusa!"
>
>
>
> At Bill Gate's wife's first press conference:
> Reporter: "How does it feel to have sex with the
> world's richest man?"
> BG's Wife: "No big deal...The world know's why
> he named his company Microsoft!"
>
>
> Send instant messages to your online friends
> http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com
>
>
> Yahoo! Toolbar is now powered with Search Assist. Download
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