STORY :
Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa
probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang
katulong sa Maynila. Habang ini-
interview ng amo?

Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para
mag ayos ng bahay, magluto,
maglaba,
magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay
ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat
ng
ito?

Inday: I believe that my trained
skills and expertise in management
with
the use of standard tools, and my
discipline and experience will
contribute
significantly to the value of the work
that you want. My creativity,
productivity and work-efficiency and
the high quality of outcomes I can

offer will boost the work progress.

Amo: [nosebleed]


Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang
amo, nakitang me bukol si junior.



Amo: Bakit me bukol si junior?

Inday: Compromising safety with
useless aesthetics, the not-so-well
engineered architectural design of our
kitchen lavatory affected the
boy's
cranium with a slight boil at the left
temple near the auditory organ.

Amo: [nosebleed ulit]


Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan.

Amo: Bakit maalat ang ulam?

Inday: The consistency was fine. But
you see, it seems that the
increased
amount of sodium chloride (NaCl)
affected the taste drastically and
those
actions are irreversible. I do
apologize.

Amo: [nosebleed na naman]

Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko,
nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!

Inday: Because I don't want you to see
me doing absolutely nothing.

Donya: [hinimatay]


Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si
junior sa principal's office dahil
di
makapunta ang amo at donya.

Principal: Sinuntok ni junior ang
kanyang kaklase.

Inday: It's absurd! It was never a
fact that he will inflict a fight. I
can
only imagine how you handle
schizophrenic kids on this educational
institution. Revise your policies
because they suck!

Principal: [nag resign]


Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang
amo, galit na galit.

Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura
sa likod ng bahay?!

Inday: A change in the weather
patterns might have occurred wrecking
havoc
to the surroundings. The way the
debris are scattered indicates that
the
gust of wind was going northeast
causing damage to the path it was
heading
for.

Amo: [nosebleed ulit]


Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan,
malikot si junior.

Inday: Stop your raucous behavior. It
is bound to result in property
damages and if that happens there will
be corresponding punishment to
be
inflicted upon you!

Junior: [takbo sa CR, punasan ang
nagdudugong ilong]


Pagkatapos magluto, nanood na ng TV si
Inday. Nabalitaan nya umalis si
Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.

Junior: Bakit kaya sya umalis?

Inday: Sometimes, people choose to
leave not because of selfish reasons
but
because they just know that things
will get worse if they'll stay.
Leaving
can be a tough act, and it's harder
when people can't understand you
for
doing so.

Junior: [tuloy ang pagdugo ng ilong]


Nung gabing yon, me nag text ke Inday.
Si Dodong, ang driver ng
kapitbahay, gusto maki pag text-mate.

Inday: To forestall further hopes of
acquaintance, my unfathomable
statement to the denial of your
request - Petition denied.


Di nagla-on, dahil sa tyaga ni Dodong,
nagging syota nya rin si Inday.
Pero di tumagal ang kanilang relasyon,
at nakipag-break si Inday ke
Dodong.


Inday: The statute restricts me to
love you but you have the
provocations.
The way you smile is the proximate
cause why I love you. We have some
rules
to think of. We have no vested rights
to love each other because the
upper
household dismissed my petition!"

Dodong: Perhaps you are mistaken, what
you seem to contrive as any
affections for you are somewhat half-
hearted. I was merely attempting
to
expand my network of interests by
involving you in my daily recreation.
Heretofor, you can expect an end to
any verbal articulation from
myself"


Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at
narinig ang usapan ni Inday at Dodong.


Basurero (sabi ke Inday): Be careful
in letting go of the things you
thought are just nothing because maybe
someday you'll realize that the
one
you gave away is the very thing you've
been wishing for to stay.

Narinig ang lahat ng eto ng amo ni
inday.

Amo: [nagpakamatay]