Howdy Boys!
Welcome to the United States of America. There's this lil thing that we use to
help govern ourselves.. and its called the constitution. Its stored in a BIG
building in DC, its pretty impressive... well the building.. the constitution is
just a piece of paper... BUT .... that lil piece of paper.. well it says some
pretty interesting things... one of those things... is that we citizens of the
United States of America have Rights... one of those rights allows me to ramble
on and on and on... just like i'm doing now... another one of those rights is
the right to vote... and thats why i'm here today to talk to you folks...
Now... there's an old saying.. "If ya don't vote... ya can't bitch." and I know
a LOT of you guys are just like me.. we plain like to bitch, so i'd like to
encourage each and every one of you boys to get out there and VOTE.
a.. Its FREE!
b.. Early Voting - now Through Friday... you get to use the COOOL new voting
machines here in Travis County.
c.. You get a FREE "I Voted X" Sticker
d.. 2 years Free Bitching
e.. Play your part in the direction our State of Texas goes.
f.. You have the opportunity to let the candidate of your choice "get on down
the road"
Now... this is not designed to be a political plug for any particular candidate
or party. Its about Participation! Participate in Citizenship!
GET OUT THE VOTE!
"Promoting Community through Sport"
http://www.agsr.org
"If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter!"
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